Vital Cunt Remains

HOW MANY TICKETS DO I HAVE TO SELL???????

IS CSDO PLAYING THIS?!

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both bands are waaaaaaay over their days of being good....

Hey fuck you Tony pays me 2 fluffernutter sandwiches and a Capri Sun for every show! I'm so glad he discovered my YouTube video where I farted the melody to Dechristianize in my bedroom!

I like Vital but even I had to snicker at this

Did you hear that Vital Cunt is playing with Anal Remains?

LMAO!!!! Your all weak pathetic fools. Bitter. Driven by envy. Just go die.. Fuck with my friends, cack all your shit. It's all you got! You've just begun your first day of a 90 day sentence to ****** MISERY, STAGNATION, PLAGUE, FEAR, and ANXIETY. Your all CURSED! You won't forget weak rats, growing weaker and weaker each day.. May my demons devour the small fragments of life force you still have left and shit vile plagues in your inferior little brains.

Vital is just getting started in my mind. If you think it's over your sadly mistaken bub. It's far from over. You have no clue what we have been working on.. This band has only just begun to leave it's mark in Armageddon's history of total vengeance and destruction upon all who stand in the way. I have become a monstrous machine of annihilation. I'm a man of my word and mark my fucking words! Vital Remains shall destroy you, your family and every other piece of shit who disgusts us.

We have only just begun chief. YOU LOSE. The death metal machine can not be stopped. Make sure to keep losing bub. LOSE... LOSE... Your now all paid back 1,000 times with total ill will, depression, failure and everything else bad you have been wishing on us. F.O.A.D.

A Lesson: How to Use You're and Your

1. Understand the proper usage of the word you need. The best way to do that is to sound it out. There is a replacement test that will tell you for certain which word will fit. Read the sentence with "you are" in place of where the "your/you're" is intended. If it makes sense, then "you're" would be right. If not, then "your" would fit. You could also replace "your" with "my" in the sentence. If it fits, then use "your."

2. Write You're as a contraction or a combination, of the words you and are. Other examples of contractions include doesn't" for "does not," they're" for "they are," and can't" for "cannot."
"You're a good friend" means "You are a good friend.""I don't know what you're talking about" means "I do not know what you are talking about."

3. Write your as the possessive form of you, referring to something that a person has, something that belongs to the person in question, or the person you are talking to.
"Is your stomach growling?""Your book is on the table."

TIPS:

English can be complicated, because there's an exception to every rule. Ex.: Keep in mind that the word your will never be followed by the words the, a, or an.
The word your will usually not be followed by an adjective, a word that describes, when that adjective is describing the person that you are talking to. In other words, saying "Your very kind" will almost never be correct. "Your very kind" would be correct if they were describing a noun, as in "Your nice son brought me my coat." Here, your nice is correct because nice is describing the person's son.
Remember that you're is actually a combination of two words and thus fulfills two very important roles in a sentence or clause. Because it includes both a pronoun and a verb, you're will always be the subject and at least part of the verb of any clause in which it appears.
Try replacing "your" or "you’re" with "you are" if you are unsure which to use. If the sentence makes sense, use "you’re." Remember that only "you’re" is a contraction. The apostrophe in "you’re" signifies the omission of the letter “a.” If the sentence does not make sense, you will know to use "your."

WINNING!

Poor old scottie boy spelled somethin wrong again.. .. looks like he need to go to school.. maybe he don't care.. shit yo! Don't fuck wit Zircon demons son! I'm glad I'm on Vital Remains side.. Punk ass nigga's trying to dig on Vital Remains prolly gonna be hurtin yo.. I heard some shit about my Zircon boy yo.. he ain't playin wit u son.. Dr. Speller sound like a goou teacher yo.. hhmmmm.... I wonder who dis be... obviously another rttp geek squad with nothing better to do wit their life. It all he got yo! damn yo! dats pathetic son, losers tryin to dig with spelling errors.. dats all they got!? ain't dat sum shit yo!??? pathetic trifling punk ass nigga's out in dis bitch. prolly some white ass white boy talkn like he george bush or somethin yo! Dats it! White! I'm fin to smoke me a blunt yo! Fuck all ya'lls white ass spellin & phrasin.. This nigga going to make me some $$ and get me some pussy! Shit

Actually, this thread was meant to make fun of the guy in the picture.
He'd constantly contact my band with promises of great lineups (usually headlined by vital remains or AC), and when the date of the show grew closer, he'd vanish without a trace and his cell phone would be disconnected.
Finding a picture of him looking like a goon with someone giving him the finger was priceless when it popped up.

ITT: Charlie Sheen joins Vital Remains



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Scott is so badass that even in conversation he sounds like he is reciting the lyrics to a new Vital Remains track.

Why, did someone invent a time machine that works?

Which guy? There's two of them. Are you sure? I think you just like to start shit... "Aaron"

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Which guy? There's 2 of them. Are you sure? I think you just like to start shit "Aaron"

this thread is now about vital rims:

Precisely what I was gonna say haha

Vital Remains is fucking awesome.

I really do wish Tony would let Suzuki back in the band, but the music is awesome regardless of their age and the lineup changes.

Tony is always cool to the fans too.

Lick her ass!