so what's everyone been up to

Been on mars. Masturbating.

Pretty sweet, I enjoy playing golf with Don Cornelius on the moon bitches.

Taking a sweet shit.

Cool stories, keep'em coming broes

I'm about to go push a whole bunch of digested food matter out of my asshole myself, after which I'll keep pursuing more 80s new wave to listen to.

i drank a whole lot of prune juice and was totally unprepared for the results.

My plan for tonight also involves listening to more thrash, drinking more beers, and watching more episodes of Weeds.

Went with a few of my friends from Connecticut to grab some dinner. They went to the Floor/Doomriders show but I didn't feel like it so I came back home. Going to Wallingford tomorrow night for a show anyway so I'll see some of those dudes again.

ITT: Cool Stories

oh you know booze, video gaymes, buds.

i discovered my name is earl. i didn't know it was that good.

first i did stuff...then i stopped.

eating a ham/egg/cheese and a giant coffee. you know the rest.

ITT: Facebook status

DRUNK AT WORK

Only way to live

I started drinking in the morning to get rid of my hangover and then I was like ummmmm....I was just readin right