I know some of you are either closet karaoke fans, or don't care and get up in front of the mic drunk to sing to that fine looking hag in the back of the room. Then there are some of you who have experienced a karaoke party at my band's space and either couldn't wait to leave, or couldn't wait to come back.



Time and again, people have made requests at these parties for songs that most of us here are familiar with. Unfortunately, if you take a look at what the karaoke offerings are like online, or in a song binder at any bar's karaoke night, you will be confronted with mostly stale or obscure garbage. So each time I throw a karaoke party, I wind up having to say "no, I don't have that song. Yes, it's a travesty, someone should really do something about it."

After a while I realized that it was time for me to change this sorry state of the karaoke world, so I bought some software and started a blog. I'll be releasing packs of songs in simple mp3+cdg format, with embedded album art and all. As aril knows, I strongly believe in file sharing, so posting blogspot-style made the most sense. Just posted the first pack of random requests I've received...

http://metalkaraoke.blogspot.com

hahahahahha poop is gay

This idea is illegal.

i just got wrangled into this somehow. i hope there is enough scotch.

Ah, so Chaos Path is done. Pumped.

BEHERIT OR FALSE

Wolf Moon is the best song about menstruating.

Graveland picture SN collection or false

Peter Steele advocated earning your red wings.

Only a dumbass would voluntarily avoid sex for 20% of their fertile lives.

Whatever you say, assface.

I met a boy wearing vans, 501s, and a
Dope beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was ogt,
From 92,
The first ep.

And in between
Sips of coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin out,
Layin down,
Suckin up
To the man.

Well now Ive got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
Im the man,

And if Im the man,
Then youre the man, and
Hes the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what Ive sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

So Ive got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
Im the man,
If Im the fuckin man
Then youre the fuckin man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what Ive sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on tv
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So…shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.

HookerWith A penis would be fabulous

Crotchduster - "Mammal Sauce" added to my creation queue.

YES!

Semi-related: anyone who's interested in acting like assholes at townie karaoke, meet up with me, burnsy, and our cuckold harem at Pearl St in malden, 8pm.

only cafe neo is real

Lol yup

what's so great about cafe neo, do you guys encounter middle-aged men in dragon shirts that try to fight you? Old asian men with voices of gold? Angry blondes that will stop singing to call burnsy a douchebag?

skyrim > all of this

well obvi

you've piqued my interest...

I seriously hope that the Dragonshirt is there tonight. I'm gonna sing Sinatra right in his bitch face.

Touch his cheek with your fingertips and I'll buy you a beer.

Just finished pack #2 after a delay (hard drive failure, had to rebuild system and motivation):

That's seriously the best Sevendust song

Just got both of the Helloween karaoke CD's, gonna be making karaoke files for them soon. I remember Norther had a few karaoke versions of songs out back when they came out. Any other metal bands release official karaoke tracks that you would want to hear?

http://malden.patch.com/listings/sun-kong-restaurant

FYI local shithole Sun Kong is doing Karaoke Fridays now

The Sun Kong! Ohhhh maaaannnn......... That place is right accross the street from my old job and everyonce in a while we'd head over for a beer. Actual converasation.... " Carol! Wadddahya eatin' ovuh rtheah? Looks fukkin' awwwwwwwsuuhm daahhlin'!' 'oh yuh! Yuh! Shuwuh! ' "waddayuh cawl it?' 'fahkkin cashew chicken!' 'oh yuh? Whaddusit gohwt innit daahlin'?' 'ah...cashews an' ah.... Waddaya cahwllum...fukkin cashews!'

Ah shit, that place is pretty awful for food but the townie atmosphere might get me to go back. I went there with Ari when we were both in Malden and I got sick. So yes, we should definitely go there some friday night.

Pretty sure I can eat exactly zero things on the menu there anyway so let's do this!

Also KPanzer I almost bought a condo next door to Sun Kong but the sellers were foot-dragging idiots so I walked away. Your post was like a healing balm on that old wound

Ditching the blog thing, just gonna release off the fb page.
http://www7.zippyshare.com/v/94826371/file.html - Iron Maiden - Fear Of The Dark
http://www36.zippyshare.com/v/43368755/file.html - Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name

2/10.

http://www22.zippyshare.com/v/59239622/file.html - Anthrax - Raise Hell (request by MT Chris)

Testing the SkyDrive method of sharing out: http://sdrv.ms/Yy7mcs
Currently 572 files being served, grab whatever you want.

Sticking with Skydrive, way better than hosting sites (ignore all prior links to my last post, they're probably all dead now).

Iron Maiden - "Flight of Icarus" and Manowar - "Hail and Kill" just added to the share.

Kreoke is futor
Com sngi C KY an Deemm Burgor
Tak rEd ppil, fiht agoNT
TAk bule pil, litesn to sovendost

4 yrs go, msot of U not evn sngi Kreoke
Rngi rngi rngi rngi rngi rngi rngi
Kreoke fon

Hahaha

Added today:

Added:
Clutch - The Mob Goes Wild
Symphony X - The turning
Turisas - To Holmgard and Beyond

fags

added:
Alice in Chains - Nutshell
Alice in Chains - Sea Of Sorrow
Alice in Chains - Would
Almah - Days of The New
Angra - Lisbon
Angra - No Pain for the Dead
Angra - Nothing To Say
Angra - Nova Era
Angra - Rebirth
Angra - Spread your Fire
Angra - Waiting Silence
Anthrax - Metal Thrashing Mad
Arch Enemy - Nemesis
Avantasia - Shelter From The Rain
Avantasia - The Final Sacrifice
Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece of Heaven
Avenged Sevenfold - Almost Easy
Avenged Sevenfold - Buried Alive
Avenged Sevenfold - Critical Acclaim
Avenged Sevenfold - Danger Line
Avenged Sevenfold - Fiction
Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare
Avenged Sevenfold - Save Me
Avenged Sevenfold - Tonight the World Dies
Avenged Sevenfold - Victim
Avenged Sevenfold - Welcome to the Family
Black Flag - Six Pack
Black Sabbath - Hand Of Doom
Black Sabbath - Iron Man
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
Blind Guardian - The Bard's Song
Children of Bodom - If You Want Peace Prepare For War
Cradle of Filth - Her Ghost in the Fog.cdg
Cradle of Filth - Her Ghost in the Fog.mp3
Deep Purple - Burn
Def Leppard - Let's Get Rocked
Dethklok - Bloodlines
Disturbed - The Game
Dokken - Alone Again
Dokken - Sleepless Night
Dream Theater - Another Day
Dream Theater - Constant Motion
Dream Theater - Surrounded
Dream Theater - The Shattered Fortress
Dream Theater - Wither
Edguy - All the Clowns
Edguy - Babylon
Edguy - Fallen Angels
Edguy - Save me
Europe - Hero
Evanescence - Bring Me To Life
Gamma Ray - Rebellion in Dreamland
HammerFall - Always Will Be
Hammerfall - Hearts on Fire
HammerFall - Natural High
Heart - Alone
Helloween - A Tale That Wasnt Right
Helloween - Dr. Stein
Helloween - Eagle Fly Free
Helloween - Future World
Helloween - Halloween
Helloween - How Many Tears
Helloween - I Can
Helloween - I Want Out (SLAM Version)
Helloween - I Want Out
Helloween - Perfect Gentleman
Helloween - Ride the Sky
Helloween - Sole Survivor
Helloween - The Time of the Oath
Helloween - We Burn
Helloween - Where The Rain Grows
Helloween - Why
Iron Maiden - Alexander The Great
Iron Maiden - Caught Somewhere in Time
Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark
Iron Maiden - Powerslave
Iron Maiden - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Iron Maiden - Speed of Light
Iron Maiden - Stranger In a Strange Land
Iron Maiden - The Clairvoyant
Iron Maiden - The Wicker Man
Iron Maiden - Wasting Love
Kiss - Detroit Rock City
Krokus - Screaming In The Night
Megadeth - Dawn Patrol
Megadeth - Holy Wars...The Punishment Due
Megadeth - In My Darkest Hour
Megadeth - Sweating Bullets
Megadeth - Tornado of Souls
Metallica - ...And Justice for All
Metallica - All Nightmare Long
Metallica - Am I Evil
Metallica - Battery
Metallica - Blackened
Metallica - Creeping Death
Metallica - Fade to Black
Metallica - Fight Fire With Fire
Metallica - Hit The Lights
Metallica - King Nothing
Metallica - Ride the Lightning
Metallica - Sanitarium
Metallica - So What
Metallica - The Shortest Straw
Metallica - The Thing That Should Not Be
Metallica - Trapped Under Ice
Metallica - Whiplash
Misfits - Astro Zombies
Motorhead - Overkill
Nazareth - This Flight Tonight
Ozzy Osbourne - Rock 'N' Roll Rebel
Queensryche - Eyes Of A Stranger
Rancid - Roots Radicals
Saxon - Princess of the Night
Sepultura - Inner Self
Slayer - Chemical Warfare
Social Distortion - Bad Luck
Sonata Arctica - Fullmoon
Sonata Arctica - My Land
Spacehog - In The Meantime
Steel Dragon - Blood Pollution
Stratovarius - 4000 Rainy Nights
Stratovarius - Forever (Piano version)
Stratovarius - Infinity
Stratovarius - Season of Change
Stratovarius - Visions
Symphony X - The End of Innocence

and more... https://www.facebook.com/bostonmetalkaraoke/