ROCKSTAR BAND IS ROCKSTAR
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/706084...avy-metal-bands-first-regional-tour

No, but really. Pledged 50 bucks. No need for your autographs, just buy me a beer a or something, lulz.
Good luck on the tour.

Pledge money rttp.

awesome. i pledged $50. GET THE CD DONE GOD DAMMIT.

still LOLing at the autographs

Pledged $20...I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THIS SCAM!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

REMEMBER THE TIME YOU GUYS DIDN'T WANT $750 TO RENT OUT YOUR VAN?

lol @ me always thinking Tom is that dude from that band Danza

I will wish you a priceless "good luck."

this is all news to me. rockstar? peh. I'M ONLY INTO GNAW THEIR TONGUES NOW.

I cant picture you signing autographs, Tony. LOL. So much for being an elitist

i have no idea why anyone would want my autograph, unless it's court ordered.

Those who pledge 50 or more get signed stuff. I expect a piece of mammoth skin with a carving of "Yeti" on it. NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS

I once signed an Exsanguination tape because some dude who was trading with me asked me to.

GNAW THEIR TONGUES SAVES

I had to sign an Abaroth album once. Guilty as charged

Kinda lame to be asking for money. Just work your ass off and save like everyone else

I was asked to sign a bunch of shit while on tour in the UK/Ireland and Scottland...so fucking silly. I refused to once or twice...

NO U

instead of autographs we are going write verbal threats and yo momma jokes on all of the cds.

its not begging for money when we give people merch in return. i honestly dont care about the whole autograph thing, my signature sucks anyway haha

i like this better

When BBA toured Puerto Rico this kid tore down one of the show posters brought it over to my singer and yelled "You sign!!" until he finally agreed to sign it. The rest of us stood there all "aww shucks" about it feeling like rock stars. Then he took the poster, looked at the rest of us, walked away without saying anything or asking the rest of us to sign it. Felt like a total buttdart.

Is this a joke

yes

Is this a jark

Can I smell your jock

Wow, guess I should be asking for money every time I go out for tour.

I am now taking open donations.

we're not asking for money, we are taking advantage of an opportunity that may or may not work out for us. i dont see how its much different then someone buying a shirt or cd from the band then us putting the money towards the tour. theres a high probability we wont even hit the funding mark in time and not get any of the money. the cd is being released and we are going to tour regardless.

Where does the money go when u don't hit the mark? Back to the donors or does the site absorb it?

Sorry for making the thread (probably wasnt my place to do it-not in the band) but I figured it'd help with a few donations. Obviously the title is a joke, so anon has it right. Or maybe it's a jark.

if we do not hit the mark ($1500.00), none of the transactions go through. if it does, your account will be debited after its over.

well i didnt plan on putting a thread for this until next week but it doesnt really matter. we appreciate yours and everyone's potential contributions thus far and spreading the word in any fashion is helpful to the cause.
also we are planning on adding some other fun rewards soon.

LOSING RESPECT

I donated $500 because I thought this was the "BAN ARIL" petition.

That's it. I'm leaving rttp and herugrim.

YOOTP

ohhhh clever girrrrrrrrrrrrrl

the kickstarter program is to help us raise money to print merch for those that want it while we are on tour, cause we arent going to be able to afford it right now when we are still facing costs to repair the bus as well as mix, master, and duplicating the album. if you dont want any of the things we are offering to those that donate, then dont do it. none of us are twisting your arm about it but as far as im concerned its a smart way to have people who would buy a shirt help us pay for them to be made before hand. its just a reverse order of things for us broke fucks.

I hope you guys aren't taking what I say to heart. As a person who's toured 2-3 times a year for the past 4-5 years I feel the pain of needing the cash.

i think it's legit. it's not solicitation and there's nothing ever wrong with having a voluntary donation setup for anything. honestly, i'm surprised at the number of backers you guys have already, and i'll be even more surprised if it actually reaches the trigger amount.

I was hoping to get raped.

nah dude its all good. im not taking offense to anything you're saying, just kinda laying it out there for people who legitimately think this is a clever/sad way to beg for money.

NEW REWARD OPTION: Donate $15 - get raped by the band

if you donate 1000 i will personally spend the night in your house, eat all of your food, try on all of your clothing, and make long distance phone calls and leave the phone off the hook.

for 50 bucks, i at least want a ride in the short bus.

thats what we got the cage in the back for! ;)

We all know that if you were actually begging for money, all 4 of you would be giving out discounted ZJs behind O'Briens.

no one can afford our ZJs.

I'm way too poor to be able to donate any significant amount of money, but I have been meaning to buy a shirt from you guys. Do you still have the girlie ones that all the hipster boys love to wear?

BOOBS

"limited addition" lulz

above post is false. black folks can't spell, therefore cannot point out a spelling error.

ya i've had this pointed out to me several times. typos happen. thing wont let me edit the section any more.

yes we have "limited addition" hipster shirts available. what size should i put aside for ya?

Attention black folks: amidoinitrite?

HA!

Large...
... and in charge!

'Elloooo? Scaphism world tour, open for beeznesss....

This is a pretty cool idea. Good luck gents.

my kids need wine!