this is one of the bands they played. a sorry excuse for a pit opened up during this song, and at the end the lead singer was like "everyone's ok right?! we gotta be safe tonight"
Tortilla Sam's is ruined when fuckers show up with none of their own alcohol and drink all my bassist's Coors.
'Bitch please' hope to see you there too!
post by YearoftheDragon at Mar 2,2012 12:45am
BTW I mean guys whose name begins with 'N.' ...vets always drink on me if they need.
Naw I started it to ascertain if he was still drinking beers at that time. DMJ are you around this Saturday mang?
dudeguy, turns out second shift doesnt start till next week and i still have a half a keg of pbr at my house.... rituals friday or my place saturday, or both.
Seriously who would care about what some anonymous troll has to say. I am a cowardly basement dweller and should be treated as such.
/fixed
post by Serpentor at Jun 21,2012 10:05am
tit talker must stop!
post by fenrazor at Jun 21,2012 10:23am
see you all soon. very soon!
post by fenGAYzor at Jun 21,2012 2:35pm
I LIKE TO INJECT HEROIN IN MY BUTTHOLE PLEASE GIVE ME MORE CRYSTAL METH
post by The Sheboygan Cactus Attacker at Jun 21,2012 3:01pm
A 22-year-old Sheboygan man was charged Thursday for allegedly attacking his live-in girlfriend Wednesday night with a cactus plant and biting her, leaving her "covered in blood," according to a criminal complaint.
"I thought I'd seen everything … but a cactus beating, jeez," said Sheboygan County District Attorney Joe DeCecco. "I guess it's the thing that was closest at hand."
Nathaniel S. Radzicki was charged with felony substantial battery and misdemeanor disorderly conduct. He faces almost a decade behind bars for the alleged beating because the district attorney applied penalty enhancers for use of a "dangerous weapon" and domestic abuse.
"Nathaniel went psycho. He acted like he was possessed, like he was the devil," Radzicki's girlfriend told police, according to the complaint.
DeCecco said authorities aren't sure why Radzicki allegedly attacked the woman. According to the complaint, the girlfriend said Radzicki was upset over some phone calls he had made earlier in the evening but otherwise could not explain the attack.
"He was drinking, he got depressed … and he just lit off on her for some reason," DeCecco said.
Police were called to the couple's south-side apartment about 10:15 p.m. Wednesday after a passerby reported hearing a woman yell, "Stop it, you're hurting me," according to the criminal complaint.
DeCecco said the police had to threaten to use pepper spray on Radzicki before they could take him into custody, and he still was out of control at the police station.
"He was yelling and screaming and kicking at the doors," DeCecco said, citing the police report.
Radzicki's girlfriend told police that Radzicki attacked her with the cactus while she was doing dishes in the apartment they shared. The attack was unprovoked, she told police.
The woman had half-inch cactus thorns stuck in her neck, face and arms that medical staff had to remove with tweezers, the complaint said.
I stayed thirsty from last night, and I'll haunt in a coupla hours mang!
post by attention whores at Jun 26,2012 6:11am
Lol @ this thread and everyone involved. Let's all be cool and hang out at Tortilla clams drink all night and spend yet another day making a difference in the world.
post by total faggotry at Jun 26,2012 8:09am
LOL @ these fucking cock smokers paging each other here instead of using a telephone because they think it makes them look like they are so cool and important
scratch that, most likely not climbing tomorrow because my brother went climbing last night after work, and hit the deck from 25 feet....broke his back. theres about a 90% chance i can get obnoxiously drunk tonight
post by HAMBONE at Sep 12,2012 12:51pm
bump
post by Tortilla Sam at Aug 12,2013 12:26pm
All of these drunk shitheels have been banned from my restaurant.
