You false hipster types with your silly tight pants bringing poutine to all of the pretentious Boston restaurants you make me sick. I was eating poutine when your mouth was suckling your fat cow of a mother's teet.

In b4 BSV

ITT: the pot calls the kettle black.

Poutine is delicious!

Never had non-false poutine in the States. Sad but true.

repeated consumption of this dish took a minimum of 15 years off my life

your mother is like poutine, fat and bloated

http://smokespoutinerie.com/Menu.aspx

this is the best poutinery in Canada

http://www.labanquise.com/ or gtfo

I'll have to try La Banquise next week....
Chez Ashton in Quebec City is the best I've ever had.
Frites fraîches, fromage en grains frais du jour et sauce maison, rehaussé de notre savoureuse garniture à la viande légèrement épicée. De délicieux morceaux de saucisses grillés sont ajoutés pour parfaire notre Dulton.
TABRANACK.

http://www.chezashton.ca/

And yes, current poutine hipster is false poutine eh?
Where can you buy cheese kurds? Whole Food? Wegmans?

The poutine at Deep Ellum is a fucking travesty.