Three Funds for the fashion metal kings under the sky,
Seven for the drunk egomaniacs in their practice spaces of disarray,
Nine for No Doubt fans doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Allston where the hipsters lie.
One Fund to rule them all, One Fund to steal from,
One Fund to buy cocaine and in the darkness snort it.
In the Land of Allston where the fashion metal hipsters lie.

I had to get help with the big words.

You ARE a moron.

Translate into black speech or lazy

LAZY

I mean, come on this was some genius riffing. You can translate. What's the word for cocaine?

Hi, Robin, here. recent evidence suggests that I might not, in fact, be this troll. I am a huge fagget anyway, though, so feel free to keep thinking so. call now for trailers!

There, that's better.

Cocaine made me lose 100 pounds.