1. February 3, 2013 (beef marinara and linguini)
2. May 11, 2013 (Taco Bell <3)
3. May 19, 2013 (pizza + beer)
4. June 1, 2013 (steak, broccoli and bernaise sauce)
5. June 7, 2013 (sandwiches, coffee and salsa with corn chips)
6. July 21, 2013 (more Taco Bell)
7. July 29, 2013 (Taco Cabana)
8. September 4, 2013 (Trade Joes bean dip and potato chips)
9. November 21, 2013 (Taco Bell)
10. December 19, 2013 (chocolate, Whataburger and cheese fries)

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I want that bm

great mcmahon's cornhole i really hope you kept track.

Apparently last time I had the flu I was delirious and bragged about my past bowel movements to close family members. Unofficially at least, hell yeah I keep track.

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Of all the questions I've been asked in life, this is by far the most difficult. So many factors to judge! I don't think I can pick a favorite.

The most epic one was in early november, amidst the fury of drunk munchies. I recall it was the first and last time I would attempt to eat a "cheese dog." Let alone three of them, in addition to extra crispy KFC. Serious diet adjustments started after this.

The soupiest was on Halloween, after mixing antibiotics, Evan Williams, black coffee and Chipotle. Resulted in tears.

The most comedically timed was in early September, after eating naga pepper chili and having it hit me on the way to my girlfriend's house. I truly did not wish to break a loved one's toilet, (least of all a decidedly weak one) and so I waited until my departure. Dashing to the Alewife station public shitter, I found a lake of urine on the seat! "NO TIME," I uttered to myself as I scrambled to sit down... a mere fart emitted.