I'm sorry I hurt the feelings of a bunch of scared little maggots. If I'd have known how fragile their tiny little egos were I might not have called attention to their terrible trolling skills. I hope you'll forgive me. I really need the losers behind Return to the Pit trolls to like me. It would be terrible for the five people who actually participate in this message board to want to ostracize me from their little per-pubescent clique.

lol

Oh yeah, it doesn't matter because no one cares. Nevermind.

Meanwhile, a plot develops on the metal mean girls facebook group...

More grasping at air?

Or an empty tray of pro-choice stuffed peppers.

Eric Struth, we apologize for the delay we are experiencing an unexpected volume of faggets on return to the pit rest assured that your satisfaction is paramount and your complaint will be addressed in the order it was received with a post from a local shutup_fagget agent.

Isn't everyone on this site a "fagget"?

We're sorry Eric, your fingers are too fat to dial. If you would like to order a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad now

So, when were you planning to say something actually insulting?

Cool "I can't be trolled, bro!" thread, bro

Thanks, bro.

Cliques that are by means of pubescence.

shutup fagget

Due to similar fagget content thread will be merged with the Jeff AD thread. As a result of the merger all discussion of the faggets in question will be addressed to Girth AD.

Your own
Personal
Pepper

Reach out and stuff me

ITT: Struth officially taps out, admits defeat

Vince Russo will hire him to flounce around the BSR board at twice the salary

Eric, I thought we had an understanding. See me in the morning on Monday, bring your badge.