come to the next metal thursday fest. dude hangs dong

ok

Gurrlz foiyne! if she had one I'd suck it. ballz n all

I'm so glad no one called me a big fat bitch or threatened to disembowel me or blow up my house in this thread.

Carry on, gentlemen.

we even named a sandwich after her cock!

of course not, youre a cool guy who just so happens to be hung like a fire extinguisher!

No dong bro.

The sad part is it's bigger than King Thunderstool's pathetic excuse for a penis.

i would suck it if she let me motorboat those floppy tits of hers

I have a bent duck.