i get a lot of spam/porn emails..anyhow some even include jokes:


An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him. One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him." God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!" Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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then i get these weird ones...start off sentences and then..w t f ?

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Yeah, I love those. I'm going to print up a bunch and read them at open mic night at a coffee house. Then after realizing what a homosexual activity I took part in, I will stab myself full of vaginas.

as long as theyre bloody vaginas

A vagina by another name wouldn't be the same.

that's actually a pretty good joke

Yeah it is, but I've heard it before.