Monday February 14th
7pm Doors

The Brickhouse
Dover, NH

The St. Valentines Day Massacre!!

CONFIRMED LINE-UP

The_Network
Hand Choke Neck
Pray for a Plague
Virulency


Fucking insane show. Bring your sweetie pie and smash the shit outta Dover with her....What a great fucking gift!!!!

i'll probably shoot over with my invisible girlfriend.

Sweet....make sure that I get a piece of her ass before you leave.

Any flyers yet? Anyone....anyone????

Flyers....Flyers....Elipse....Flyers.....Elipse?

holy crap.........i just heard that every label in the world will be at this show courting PFAP!!!!!!

hoser said:

I'll fucking make some tonight. I was just fucking waiting for the fucking line up to be confirmed. fuck. fuck me.

This show will be better than Ezra....and better than chocolate milk!!!

virulency.........not virulence

HOLY FART BAGS

This is the night before I move to Utah

Nate never did make it out for my b'day. Kinda pissed about that.

Well.....Mr. flyingpoopdestroyer.....we will just have to re-celebrate your birthday this night. So I guess that we'll just see you at the show, now won't we?

Virulency cant play are drummer brock his back. in a roller coaster accident...sorry. get shaniqua to play.

Virulence broke up a few years ago, You might wanna fix that flyer. Virulency should change their name, or they're going to get mixed up like this a LOT.

Good, now come to the show.

cervix in a can.

Ok onto this show......will be a fucking sick show...so all of ya get out and see our radical new singer!

blimps

Ok....flyers are up.....

See yas at the show.

That flier rocks it's going to be nice to watch the_network play there again without the world series on.

I hung these flyers around Dover....I'm sure that people are laughing quite vigorously by now.

I wanna get shrunken and ride a motorbike up your dink.

so, who's replacing virulency?

I hope everyone realizes that Virulency is unable to play due to a freak chinese finger trap accident. GET SHANIQUA! I want to hear them play through a good quality sound system.

shaniqua....are you guys down for this show?
what happened to virulency?

birth rites wants in. valentines day anthrax.

I can agree with that. Birth Rites would be great for it I like a wide range of styles. Don't stop believin', hold on to that feeling.

Shaniqua will play.

Hoser?

God I love Shaniqua


why didn't they come up this weekend!??!?!?!

MAKE A DIRTY FACE WHEN YOU JERK OfF!

OK....HONESTLY

Is Virulency in or out?!!?!?

If they are out I would like it if Shaniqua, Taste of Silver, or someone could play.

What are we going to do??

I can spit blood and fart on show ponies

lemme know what the fuck is going on with Virulency...no go or like what???

get shaniqua.

I just found out I have aids.
They help me on and off the bus.
I also have to take a dump.
I'll go do that now.
ok bye.

I told you to get that lump checked out!!!!

PLEASE, Please Shaniqua play. Play like the fall of Rome.

And I want lots of dead folks as well. But seriously, I hope you guys play.

virulency isnt playing get t.o.s. and shaniqua

Shaniqua vs Taste of Silver split set, anyone?

ok so shaniqua is definitley down?
Hose said we cant split sets, but if shaniqua or tos wants it, let us know asap.
email poopisgreat@hotmail.com

what time will this show be over by?
I might come by before RTTP,
but I doubt it.

Well it will probaly be over by midnight. I would guess......It is a Monday night after all.

im drunk lets fuck.,......nate from the Network, Tim from Pray for a Plague and me from Hand Choke Neck were all drinking together tonight at the Brickhouse.....yall asshole better be at this show....because Shaniqua and the assfucks juist got officially added to this line up. assholes

your goddamn fiancee made me drink piss when i was 6.

Hahahahahaha.....that's pretty metal dude. GG used to do shitlike that for kicks. So ya Shaniqua is on this show.

FINAL LINE UP:

Shaniqua and the Skullfuckers
Pray for a Plague
Hand Choke Neck
the_network

jonnyrites said:

Hers or yours?

I'm trying to decide which way would be funnier.

A POWERFUL DICK WILL DO THE TRICK!

Kung Fu Masa Gas Passa

I fixed the razer flyer.

Nice,I'm gonna go litter the area with those.

it was either her's or the other girl down the street. they told me it was apple juice. i was only 6.


in other news...
shaniqua on v-day...at the brickhouse...in dover...now that's love

http://pubpages.unh.edu/~jwtruman/peecup.jpg

hahaha thats classy.

p.s. those are some twisted chicks!!!

HAHAHA!!!! Thats a fucking riot jonnyboy!

i figured you sick fucks would appreciate that.

I can't wait to hit up dover bowl around 5pm and hit that dollar combo till show time...............trouble...

Hey if i go i will need a place to stay or a way back, oh yeah stevus and matt live here in good ole manchestery!!!!!

is that mikeatzero?
and may I ask whatt he dollar combo is?

the dollar combo is.
1 dollar draft beer
1 dollar big ball bowling lanes
1 pizza and other greasy shit
and it's probaly a dollar cab ride to the brickhouse from there.

ohhh nice.

Its funny how New Hampshirites call regular bowling 'big ball' when its normal everywhere else in the country.

So if like....Fartiqua and the assmagnets need directions, lemme know. But these acemongrels have littered the Aviary many times in the past...

Call me if you need directions....email me for the number.

Love my pumpkin.

Dream with us.

ok bye

Might I add, Stainless scott, that all drafts are 2 bucks on mondays at the b-hizzle

oh, and see the above Utah comments. We're getting Court street shizzy.

I am gonna need a date for this show since I am forfeiting my chances of ANY poon whatsoever that night.
The things we all do for the neck.....but goin without some poon on guarenteed poon day? ri cock ulous!!!

So anyway, bitches...come to kok.

but for $2 beers, I may just fuck myself.

$2 Pibbers and I can walk to this show....

My anus is gaping with joy!!!

yo hose, me and Matty were talkin last night about crashin at yer place if its ok??
We might as well drink on if were gonna be out there anyway....yes no maybe so? are you working the next day?

Ya, you guys can crash, of course....my dojo is your dojo. Just don't shit in the cat box, and don't fuck with my cat.

hey me and 37 of my super hot hoar friends are coming to ths show to find valentine's dates i hope some nasty metal boys are going to be there

I would never fuck with the mazy.
and shitting in the cat box has been done to death.
U never mentioned not spanking children into the sink tho.

i‘m a slut said:

hot hoars? cool dont make me pork 36 of you.

I'm going to bring a bag of pig farts and $2 for a beer.

38 of us

hoar?
as in boar?
as in pig?
HAHAHAHA

38 hoars and counting.

Guys....keep this thread bumped will ya?? I want all of New Englands finest metal snobs and liberal, dick jacking weiners to know that they are invited to this show!!! I can't wait to see their unzipped fly's!!! Oh the JOY!!!

so like.....who is going to this from RTTP....just outta curifuckingosity...

I m re-arranging my sock drawer that night....sorry.

Bon Jovi should headline this show....then maybe the kids on this board would come out.

hoser said:

are you nuts?! people from the message board don't go to shows unless their band is playing.

Joe/NotCommon said:

Joe Christianni made me say it, sorry.

groin.

Hahahahahaha.......

After party anyone?

We could at my house but I have to work at 9am.....so you assholes would have to be gone by then.

hahahahaha gone by nine? Ill stay in a boat across the mud banks.

I will be at this. Joe shouldn't come because he shit on Shaniqua just because of thier name, unaware of how they really know how to tear this mother down.

why would someone tear down another's mother?

I wonder if Joe Christianni will be attending this show??

Bump for fahts!!!

glump for midget ninjas

midget ninjas will fly hard tomorrow night!

tomorrow, nothin but weed, beer, bowling, bitches, rinse, and repeat.

Fuckin' A......well be there at like 7 if any of you toads wanna come slurp some early beers. See you guys there.

TONIGHT!!! RTTP'ers wear your sweatshirts so we know who you are. We'll all be there sipping $2 PBR's early....like at 7. Everybody come to this show, or you won't get laid.

I don't think I'm going, I am sick at work right now, and I don't know if I'll feel better later.

Tom, just come down anyway and let me use your ENGL....my Rec has been on the fritz lately. Losing some power, and all tubes were JUST replaced.....either that or sell me your JCM2000.

heheh, you wish! ;)

I was thinking about selling my dsl, but I still like it and will keep it as a backup for when either/or amp needs servicing. New tubes in my engl soon.

so, apparently, we can't play because our singer is a fucking bitch who is sick of playing for "the same bunch of assholes". That's odd, considering that pretty much the only people who have ever been at our shows are the guys in the network, HCN, shaniqua, and TOS. Fuck that ungreatful piece of shit.

silky said:

...and me.

silky said:

Ohh fabulous

This is ridiculous.....I booked the fucking show and turned many bands down and he cancels on us at the last minute?? Not real fucking great. So now we need to fill time....any bands wanna come up and play this tonight? I have room for 1 band.....

Lemme know asap!!!

RustedAngel said:

sorry, tom. almost forgot about you(and aaron and carina, too).

Well thats pretty close of why we are not playing but not quite..we are not playing because the last time we played was 2 months ago....It is not just the singer either it is also the drummer who doesnt want to play...and yes it is true I dont really want to play for other bands as cool as it really is.
I was gonna play this show if new material was done but it isnt and demo's are not done because of me being sick..I think it makes perfect sense to be a band before you can play a show which we are not and have not been for months..This is nothing against any of the bands I like most of youguys and you know it...Its just common sense to be a band before you play a fucking show.
kyle and alex

OK turdwiper....no problem, I understand......it's just that it IS the day of the show.....wish we knew a LOT earlier because we turned a few good bands that wanted to play. I still love you tards.....hope that you guys can come down to the show and drink $2 PBR's with us. It was just shocking and awe inspiring that you couldn't make it. I hope that you can all come down and dream of naked women with us.

shaniqua can easily take up an hour or so..but what will be left??

this boy is smelling his own fart.

OK....bring on the armies of trustworthy fans.....I'll be home in an hour and a half. Getting my make up on for the show....I'm dressing up as kiss....and playing with power tools.

What a SICK show......shitloads of people for a Monday night. I was surprised that the place filled up like that...had a blast...all bands were sick. I'm tired.....I'm at work. Thanks to everybody who came out in the snow for this one.

I almost got raped!