why would anyone go to see star wars after george lucas shit all over the old movies with his ridiculous re-releases and then proffered that travesty of an "episode one" fuck him, star wars is a joke now
there's a movie theater in the same complex that i work at.... so after work, we all drove by there to laugh at the retards dressed up. someone suggested we paintball them, but none of us had the balls... or the paint balls...
the whole theater was full of annoying faggots who wouldn't shut the fuck and did that fucking annoying snorting laugh-while-inhaling shit that you heard in revenge of the nerds every time yoda tripped over his own goddamn penis.
also the parking lot was full of assholes with their fake lightsabers doing up mock battles that they probably choreographed in their bedrooms together for the last month or so.
post by anonymous at May 19,2005 3:01pm
to many star wars threads. but it was really good.
I saw some great saber battles in Randolph. Some guys were dressed up as Vader, others as Obi Wan, Luke, Anakin, etc... there were some awesome stage show battles before the movie while everyone sat and waited for hours and hours in their seats for the movie to begin. Had to kill time somehow! With the fire alarms going off and everyone getting irritated at being evacuated, the theater staff let everyone have free reign of the theater and battle it out under the screen before the show.
im going at midnight,im fucking stoked.
