i click on a supposed link to the band Skull Farmer and end up with i guess a mormon site, hah. one highlight:

We are taught that our bodies are temples of God, and are to be clean so that the Holy Ghost may dwell within us. Masturbation is a sinful habit that robs one of the Spirit and creates guilt and emotional stress. It is not physically harmful unless practiced in the extreme. It is a habit that is totally self-centered, and secretive, and in no way expresses the proper use of the procreative power given to man to fulfill eternal purposes. It therefore separates a person from God, and defeats the gospel plan.

dont they have seven wives, who would need to jerk off

yeah, they would have to separate out their spunk for each of the 7 to get their share.

exactly, i mean thats quite a workload to have time for your right hand

sorry, both was i nli,

damn mormons

You realize that the man who is responsible for executing and enforcing all laws in this state believes all that crap...or probably doesn't actually - but pretends to - which is even worse... god bless america.

mastvrbation is kvlt and grim

lord help me for I did not sin last night.

well...
nm