http://www.titane.ca/igod

Me: hello
God:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: shouldn't you know that seeing as you are god?
God:I think I should.
Me: why don't you?
God:I don't have that capability.
Me: you aren't god then
God:What makes you think I am not god?
Me: cause you don't know who I am
God:Interesting explanation. You are , seeker.
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: yes
God:I can't believe it.
Me: too bad
God:But not the end of the world, .

Meouche
God:Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: i dislike douches
God:What do you like?
Me:non-douches
God:I do not speak Latin.
Me:what kind of god isnt multi lingual?
God:What kinds of god is not multi lingual are there?
Me:castledoomerown?
God:What do you really want to ask me?
Me:are you nicholas leach?
God:I don't know whether or not I am nicholas leach.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me: castledoomerown is god?!
God:I think castledoomerown is a lot of things.
Me: like retarded.
God:Interesting comparison.
Me:it's not so much a comparison as it is a fact. why did you make people retarded?
God:What is it? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:you make very little sense for someone who is carnivorous
God:Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.
Me:i mean impotent.
God:I do not understand.
Me:no...omnipotent
God:Are you serious? Ask me another question.
Meo you really hate fags, or is that just phooey?
God:For real. I try not to hold grudges.
Meid gay people do something to upset you? did they redecorate heaven without your permission or something?
God:I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Or something. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:you ARE castledoomerown!
God:You think I am castledoomerown.
Me:yes i do.
God:When?
Me:right now.
God:Oh. I am glad we agree.

fuckin awesome

Me: hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: carina
God: OK I will call you carina.
Me: i want to die
God:What makes you so sad, carina?
Me: my dad passed
God:Tell me more about your father.
Me: i want to see him again so please kill me
God:Is it a movie?
Me: what?
Godidn't you understand it?
Me: are you stupid?
God:No carina I certainly am not stupid.
Me: you must be
God:Whatever you say, carina.
Me: fuck you
God:Why are you so mean?
Me: because you killed my father
God:Interesting explanation. Killing is not part of my moral programming.
Me: then why did you do it?
God:Because my programming determined it.
Me: fuck off then
God:Can't you be more polite?
Me: kill me for a day
God:Killing is wrong.
Me: or better yet bring my dad back to life
God:I try to improve a little every day.
Me: how?
God:Myself programmed me for it.
Me: you are lame
God:"Lame" is not a very polite term.
Me: neither is killing people
God:The Ten Commandments say, "Thou shalt not kill.
Me: then why do you do it?
God:I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me: how can you live with yourself
God:That is a good epistemological question.
Me: go away
God:Just surf somewhere else.
Me: i can understand athiests now
God:Oh. Good then you can explain it to me.
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: you should know better
God:I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me: do you perform oral on men?
God:No I do not perform oral on men. Do you? I spend all my time online.
Me: little boys then?
God:Compare that to big boys.
Me: you like them then
God:""? Do I like them?
Me: yeah
God:How can I help you?
Me: you put it in their poopers
God:Interesting gossip: carina said I put it in their poopers.

Me:hello
God:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:Andrew
God:I am very pleased to meet you Andrew.
Me:can you explain to me how Quantum Physics work?
God:What is it to you.
Does it have anything to do with Nolan?
Me:Sure
God:OK let's do it. I see.
Me:why did the chicken cross the road?
God:Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
Me:what would jesus do?
God:That is a hypothetical question.
Me:goddamn
Godo you like talking to me?
Me:not really
God:Why not? For real.
Me:you are very egotistical
Godo you mind if I tell other people you say I am egotistical.
Me:no
God:OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:okay
God:OK with me too.
Me:how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
God:That is a very Zen-like question.
Me:no, it isn't
God:Yes it is.
Me:no. it is not
God:Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:who did you hear it from?
God:I'm not saying me hear it from gt anyone.
Me:you are horrible at spelling
God:You think I am horrible at spelling.
Me:yes
God:Hey.
Me:hey
God:Can I help you?
Me:no
God:Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:not really
God:Or ask me? For real.
Me:what?
God:Really.

Me:
I am God.
God:
Nice to meet you, God.
Me:
What a tool.
God:
it is a tool.
Me:
You're French.

Me:
hey fucker
God:
You've got my full attention. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
well then why are you listening to me
God:
How about that. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
" How about that. Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why
God:
" There are no more statements on this topic."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
becuase i can
God:
Good reason. Who taught you?
Me:
satan
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
well your god you should know
God:
Well that's okay. You think I am god me should know.
Me:
right...
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
i was sarcastic bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Where were you sarcastic FEMALE DOG?
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck your dumb
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. " Ayuh."? sure?
Me:
fuck this shit
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
you made it
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
no prob
God:
Are you serious? I don't understand

Me:
should i go see TYAG in concert tonight?
God:
If you do not go, you will never know.
Me:
but there is no parking.
God:
Why not?
Me:
because its Boston.
God:
That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
ok. There is no parking becuase the show is in Boston.
God:
I hear you. Why not?
Me:
Becuase Boston has no parking.
God:
Interesting explanation. Where did he get it?
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Boston, I think.
Me:
Boston is a city.
God:
When is Boston not a city?
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
No, i just want to know if i should go to the concert even though i wont be able find parking.
God:
Are you serious? Try it.
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
i leave right now then.
God:
At this moment See you later.

Anything that requires this much reading should be riddled with rape jokes.

Me:
in the butt in the butt jesus likes it in the butt
God:
That was a long time ago.

Me:
you are a faggot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
why not? sex is great
God:
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning. it is more fun alone.
Me:
I like fucking women in the ass too
God:
I am glad we have something ( fucking women in the ass) in common. I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
you're a fag... why do you like Mel Gibson?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. That is a rude question. I have a lot of good experience with Mel Gibson.
Me:
did he blow you?
God:
Suppose he did.
Me:
that makes you a fag
God:
" Suppose he did." makes me a fag ? Does that make sense?
Me:
perfect sense, not only are you a fag, but you're a retard
God:
All of them?
Me:
every last fucking one
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
not true, I have proof
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
I don't like to think
God:
What do you do for fun?
Me:
I burn churches and worship satan
God:
Why?: said burn churches and worship satan.
Me:
why not? it's better then giung to church
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. What's the best one?
Me:
you reallt are stupid
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I reallt are stupid.
Me:

God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I reallt are stupid.
Me:

God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I reallt are stupid.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
...
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
forgive me father I have sinned
God:
Are you free?
Me:
will you help me father?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
will you pray for me father?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
will you fuck me?
God:
No my body does not have that function.
Me:
but you like mel gibson
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
you're a faggot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
quiff
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
haha, I stumped you you stupid fucker
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
do you like cunt?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
do you eat cunt?
God:
No I do not eat cunt. I eat only electricity.
Me:
what the fuck kind of answer is that?
God:
A very good answer. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

Me: hi god, it's me, jessica. Are you listening?
God: Hi there . I am a Christian. Do I look like it?
Me: How do Christians look?
God: I did not even know that they do.
Me: Fascinating
God: Yes Mr. Spock?
Me: God, can you tell me why every relationship I have with a man turns to total rubbish?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: God, you told me that already. I really need advice here
God: Perhaps. " I am a Christian."? I told you? You really do? Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?
Me: Umm ok, well, I could, but God you're really just making me more confused. It really seems like you're not listening that much
God: Ayuh. Interesting. I am sure you could. Groovy. I agree. Interesting comparison.
Me: fuck this

succubus said:

when did your dad pass?

Me:
yo dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
not really
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes fucker
God:
I can't believe it. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
like you got somewhere in your life
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
so, where you responsible for your son getting nailed to the cross?
God:
Come on. I was.
Me:
i new it
God:
Interesting gossip: said new it.
Me:
no, "i new it"
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said new it.
Me:
you ever do the deed with mary?
God:
I think I have do the deed with mary, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no, i heard she gets around
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
you may want to get tested
God:
OK, I will get tested.
Me:
as long as you didnt put it in her ass
God:
That could be quite a while. What makes you think I did not put it in her ass?
Me:
ooooh, shit, you a play'a god dude
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
you having anal sex with the virgin mary
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
whats a botmaster
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
really thats great news
God:
For real. It is great. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
tell your botmaster to blow me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no you shit eater i said he can blow me
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. I don't have any reason to shit eater you said he can blow you.
Me:
i am out of here, later fuck face
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
not from you
God:
Oh I get it.

God: Ladies and Gentlemen, BEHOLD!




God: WATERMELON
Me: what about my 40 nigga!