hey I am almost done editing that short bio of yours. I didn't add any new info as I am not uber familiar with your resume outside of the obvious, but I reworded and relocated a lot of info to make it more spicey. I am like the Emeril Lagasse of the internet.
BAM!!!
I might be done today, gonna reformat it to paragraphs and such.
Actually, Aaron, I was going through her trash last night and there's an old bandaid with some crusted over bloodstain on the sterilized pad area.
I'll have your results in about an hour.