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returntothepit >> discuss >> HELP ME I am being tortured! by succubus on Aug 22,2003 3:13pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 22,2003 3:13pm


my roommate is torturing me ... she is blasting this song "it's getting hot in here"...and she's singing....HELP ME

i tried screaming and covering my ears..but i think i need to leave NOW



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 22,2003 3:18pm
Shit. This is an emergency. All right, here is what i want you to do. Destroy the stereo with some large object and then give her a copy of Grand Declaration Of War. Dont panic. Your not supposed to panic in these kinds of situations.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 22,2003 3:24pm
this is when you put on Tina Turners 'Private Dancer' and she'll learn her lesson.




toggletoggle post by Abraxas  at Aug 22,2003 3:26pm
retzam said:
Shit. This is an emergency. All right, here is what i want you to do. Destroy the stereo with some large object and then give her a copy of Grand Declaration Of War. Dont panic. Your not supposed to panic in these kinds of situations.


Why Grand Declaration of War? There are better choices...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 22,2003 3:30pm
thanks
i ended up running outside...i'm ok now...i will get her back for that...



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 22,2003 3:34pm
Kill her and the music box that plays such evil.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 22,2003 3:36pm
i'm with hoser....now she is playing 50 cent W T F

shoot me


pleasE?



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 22,2003 3:39pm
Dude,
either kill her and the evil box, or.....pull a fuckin' fuse in the basement or whatever. Oooooops, powers out bitch, whatcha got now?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2003 4:03pm
I'm pretty sure if you were sucking my dick,
you wouldn't be paying attention to the music.
so stop listening and start sucking.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 22,2003 4:09pm
you don't even have that music on your 40934534533 song play list...and you are not here and that's not the way to ask! so haha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2003 4:13pm
my compter only has 26,000 songs on it. so there.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 22,2003 4:38pm
to quote you..

whatever



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 22,2003 5:53pm
Abraxas said: Why Grand Declaration of War? There are better choices...

Much better choices, but Mayhem might scare her away into the night.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 22,2003 5:54pm
what the fuck how do you do the quote thing



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 22,2003 6:01pm
retzam said:
what the fuck how do you do the quote thing


click the "quote" button.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 22,2003 6:34pm
Where the fuck is the quote button



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 22,2003 6:35pm
oh nevermind it is right there



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 22,2003 8:29pm
what ever happened to the old punch in the face?

or spraying her with a hose?



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