I started cooking something that needs to boil for 1/2 hr at 9-ish
and I just woke up (4 hours later). It smelled a little funny, but looked ok.. so I stuck the spoon into the pot and the entire contents of the bowl came out as a charred carbon pot-shaped lump on the end of my spoon.

.....seriouslly no one matches my cooking skills i went to a technical high school for it and i am attending the atlanti culinary academy college in dover NH im leavin september 28th.....watch dysentery vocalist is gonna be the next emeril lol what should i call my show ?.....Fat Kids Rule cooking show nah.....how about...hey fat boy....hahah there is actually a restaurant called hey fat boy that is bad ass im stealing the name wuhahahahhahaa

Make sure you "Satan it up a notch." I hate that guy and his stupid catch-phrases.