In my trying to recap my Saturday night, I left out the fact that Sean from Throwing Shrapnel was the only person I know in this world that was there to keep me from spending the night in jail. Give him money and women.

i thought he wanted whiskey, weed and women?

I appreciate him. I will attempt to send him a woman.

Give him that too.

actually just some weed and help finishing book this tour would be awesome.

relapse pretty much hooked me up and ive seemed to have randomly met a girl. so i cant complain, i just think i hung out with Nick TTOS too much yesterday im having those feelings things and shit ha

i will send him a young thai boy dressed as a woman.

the hardest thing about sending people is folding them up 1/3x1/3x1/3.

i just slide the thai boys into the big blue mailboxes. they fit in easily.

also, sometimes i refer to my ass as a big blue mailbox.

Sean's good when you want a big heavy inanimate object dropped on someone...

HailTheLeaf said:

hey ive moved on to national monuments

those are still heavy, inanimate objects, you're just tryin' be be all fancy now..

hey theyre made outta rock

My opinion of Sean has improved a good chunk since last night