have you ever had to work with a mind-numbingly fake, obnoxious person?

not me. im not about to gnaw my leg off in frustration working next to this swamp hag. she's not blatantly rude at all and she certainly doesn't have the mentality of a velcro shoe wearing retard. in fact, i don't even mind when she's on the phone talking about her "getting some" just so long as she's ignoring what she's supposed to be doing (such as asking co-workers what a stereotype means). and you know what, it's totally ok if she wants to be a bitch to me for no reason, 'cause she doesn't have a gunt and i definitely don't want to see her get body slammed by the entire line up of the 49ers.

pictures?

I heard Ronnie Lott used to use her gunt as a tackling sled

Holy Shit!!!!

Sounds like several people I work with......

whoa

HEEEYYYY YOOUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!

the_reverend said:

baby ruth?

don't hesitate to discuss other wonderful fupa-ed co-workers.

well... some broad just walked by me and said "hey, the printer ribbon is broken and we're all out" and i said "yeah? i forgot i'm the only one with a pair of legs and a pair of hands" stupid fuckn doooooshbag. thank fuck my vacation starts tomorrow.

haha don't you love that shit? "hey the printer is out of paper" oh word? well while you were there diagnosing the problem did you happen to find time to put some paper in it... the paper that's 2 feet from the printer.

that guy I always complain about is always good for that. "hey umm this cable has to be gaffed." meanwhile he'll be standing right on top of the cable with a roll of gaffers tape 5 feet from him.

a couple weeks ago I had to stay late to break down this big job. I'm coming up on the end of my 3rd hour of overtime and all I want to do is go home. i'm wrapping cables like a madman while every 30 seconds I hear "Hey man... hey man you should get some of this food...." referring to the cheese platter catering leftovers "hey man....they're just gonna throw this stuff away... you sure you don't want any?.... yeah i bet you just wanna hurry up and get outta here... hey man don't worry I won't bug ya any.... i hate when you're trying to do something and people won't stop bothering ya.... hey man you should really try some of this food though it's really good...."

Beer Booze Bitches Bbq Booze Bass fishn Bangn Beer Burgers Big Tittie Bitches

Theres this transexual at my work that Ive nicknamed The Thing.His/her name is Mary.Shes so ugly

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sloth from the goonies

rocky...road?

did anybody else notice the resemblance sloth had to the dude in The Hills Have Eyes remake? which i thought was an awesome movie by the way.

the 1977 version

anonymous said:

Hey, mister? Are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.

whoa whoa whoa. gunt is my word.

trivia question: what is Sloth's characters real name? not the actor, his character name?

gunt

I just half listened to a 5 minute monologue that ended in "Cuz ya know what? When your hair falls out, and your fingernails fall out YOU'RE MORE GENETICALLY ADVANCED!" and then he walked off.

ha

Messerschmitt said:

I was just thinking the exact same thing

there was nothing redeeming about that movie at all. mutants drinking breast milk? no thanks.

anonymous said:

Im watching that movie as I type and that scene really makes me wanna suck on a tittie right now

The original Hills Have Eyes is far better than the remake in my opinion.The remake was decent but borrowed to much from the movie Wrong Turn.Plus the a couple of hill people's makeup looked ridicolous.Is the uncut version any different than the one that was released in theatres?

so that guy I'm always complaining about....

yesterday he BS-ed his way out of 2 straight hours of work. Myself and another tech did a whole room setup, and did it fine. this morning that guy had to go upstairs and lay down a power strip (a simple everyday powerstrip that's probably under your desk right now). What resulted was the most horrific job of cable gaffing I've ever seen.

Pictured here - 3 cables that I gaffed. All nice, neat, organized

These are gaffed in several places on 100 ft cables

Here is the 3 feet worth of cable that this guy had to gaff




For anyone thats ever had to gaff A cable, any cable ever you should realize just how awful this is. I'm talking Civil War surgery horrific.

different_anonymous said:

this implies that sometimes you don't want to suck on a tittie, which pretty much makes you a fag.