I pooped my pants in Durham Market Place when I was sick...right in the produce section by the lime rack. Thank God the toilet is right close to that section. I threw my boxers in the trash.
Maybe some unsuspecting street bumb picked it up to see just what treats laid within..... like a magical lamp or something....
Instead, he got a magical lump of brown.
when i worked for servpro, we worked a fire job and there were no bathrooms so i shit in the guys garbage can lid and wiped myh ass with a blanket in his his garage.
