since everybody loves talking about broads so much I think it'd be a worthwhile change of pace to post something other than "Which metal slut has the hottest crabs?" THEREFORE, raise your hand if you've got a hot girlfriend....

AND, post n00dz.

this thread is about positivity, man. take your wack ass n000dz elsewhere.

Comin' Correct in a positive direction.

how are n00dz not positive?

*hand up*

she was just here and nood a couple hours ago

alright. n00dz are optional.

but not encouraged.

I'll throw my digits in the sky

girlfriends are dumb. The same pus every night. Boooooring. You need some new pus from time to time, just to change it up a bit. You wouldn't want to eat only bread everyday.

and since we have morons on this board who don't get jokes. I'm joking, sort of.

sure. whynot. and with places like Craigslist bustling with hot ladies on the prowl, all the better.....

i would like a nice girlfriend

I think the top one is cute.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

Yeah she's not too bad. She's about a 6-pack.

:(
Well, I'm a fifth of Zambuca and at least two lines of coke.

My girlfriend has a hare-lip

I have a hot girlfriend.

pam said:

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

Hahahahahahahahaha priceless.

I don't have a hot girlfriend....But I somehow managed to come home with a smoking stripper last night

and then you woke up and it was 4am.
you realized right then and there that your dream forgot the one simple fact that todd doesn't go out anymore.

haha, No I go to local bars...I am gettin pretty good at this drinking thing. And the stripper is a friend from HS, That happens to work at Mark's now.

NOW THAT IS FUCKIN' HOT!!!!

i wanna cum on those tits

My world has just been destroyed.

Her fun bags are melting.

How's you get that picture of my friends.

CaptainCleanoff said:

ya...THE LEGEND OF THE DOG FACED WOMAN!

Captain you are an enemy to all mankind.

hand up

I ain't got SHHHIIITTT!

oooooh yeah

fuckin right brother!

*raises hand vigorously*

Dankill said:

Yo Dan I'll say it again:


You two have a lot in common. You like metal, and she blew Cliff Burton.

pam said:

Glass houses. Stones.

RichHorror said:

What're you trying to say, Dick?

I love you.

where xmikex to say that girls are the worst.
oh no, he started this thread. wtf!

no girlfriend to speak of

so modest.

Is someone your girlfriend if you think about them when you jerk off?

Girls are the worst, and most of them deserve to be miserable and alone. Weak minded egotistical girls with nothing to offer anyone dig their own graves. Relationships, as most people understand them to be, are junk. They're a totally superficial agreement destined to do nothing but crack under the stress of jelousy, materialism, and over dependence.

But when two people find something that works between them, and only them, on their terms that's cool by me. Subversion, my friend, I'm all about subversion.

double-u tee eff

the_reverend said:


HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

That's pretty spectacular.

RichHorror said:

I would like someone to answer this question as well..................

dwellingsickness said:

Why not...what's more romantic than being the star of someone's spank tank?

Yeah, I'm confused as to the parameters.

Then yes, I have a hot girlfriend. Several, actually.

That'll be an interesting defense at the rape trial. The soon to be classic "She was my girlfriend, but she didn't know it" defense.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:


I do what I can.

hahaaahaha

Who the fuck is she and I should care why?
BOO THIS OVER THE HILL MEATBAG!

My girls not the hottest... but she works for what I need her for and fits in the closet after.