delivered to my work:
4 dozen beautiful roses!

I <3 my aaron

Barf.

instead of 4 dozen roses he should have sent you one bottle of tequila.

tequila leads to anal way faster than flowers.

A sock filled with quarters also works well.

we have plenty of tequila at home!

RichHorror said:

says the guy who posts pictures of a smiling girl with a new engagement ring.

you've quite the catch there, mon cher

hah!!!!

Were they black roses?

my HAh! commented was due to dreadkill's post btw.
yep larissa i do!

...
there are gonna be some husband's in trouble tonight...I heard a ton of people complain that their hubby's never send flowers.
This is the second time aaron's done it.

dreadkill said:


I have no recollection of the events in question.

pills

i haven't gotten my gf flowers in a while. i usually surprise her with a penguin every once in a while.

You spelled 'cock in her ass' wrong.

a stuffed penguin?
I just took a pic of my desk at work and the happy birthday bear that came with the flowers he sent me last year are in the pic too.

I think I'm in like flynn in the behind this fine night. I probably don't have to sen flowers again for 10 years!

actually, I should have the option to pick anal or erase one bad thing for ever dozen. I mean, I would still pick da butt, but the option would be nice.

succubus said:

yes, i usually give her a stuffed penguin or some other penguin thing like a wind-up penguin or penguin socks.

And then rail her in the shitter.

aww that's cute dreadkill! =)

and aaron...10 yrs? ummm how about 2?
hahahahaha

About the erasing bad things comment though...this girl came up to me and said (i didn't know her btw)...WOW...what did he do wrong?
my reply.. ummm nothing...it's our anniversary...

wow Aaron must have messed up pretty bad to warrant that gesture. What happened, did he scream out Dimebag Darrell's name during sex again?

richhorror is engaged again... I detect a disturbance in the force..

I've never been engaged before.

wait again? If he's looking for an engagement ring...I have one to sell!!!

The ring in question has been bought--

I just upped the gay of this thread.

i only get to use the escape hatch when i bring her a real penguin.

when you introduced me to that last girl, you called her your fiance. then the next week she was gizzon

dreadkill said:

Or when you get her really drunk.

the_reverend said:


I think maybe she said that, because she was psychotic.

my post was in response to rich's real her in the shitter post.

carina sent me a pic. 4 dozen sounds more impressive than it looks. I'm not impressed. looks like no sex in uncomforatble places.

Aaron doesn't know how to use his own site.

Boo.

I know how to use your mouth for a toilet.

YOU ARE A FUCK

ohh are those princess cut Rich? that's my favorite cut as well.

Yeah. They're so big they almost look fake. But that check wasn't fake.

How many carats is it?
Aaron got me princess cut as well. I drilled it into his brain! haha
~~
and aaron..i lookd at the photo and showed andrea (who now sits next to me)..she said they look a lot nicer in person than the photo (i agree) ... and she says thanks and she's also enjoying them..hahaha
you should know my camera phone sucks!

rich knows what a princess cut is. that makes me sad.

It's a 2 karat diamond, white gold band.

I only know because I've heard 'princess cut' constantly for the better half of a week.

Just use an onion ring.

Friendly's onion rings aren't to bad..

niccolai said:

Go with Funyuns. They're a fraction of the cost. And if she says no you've got 50 other ones in the bag for another broad.

hahahaha
but the onion rings would be oily...


I hope aaron likes his gift...

I hope his gift is onion rings.

friendly's onion rings are called fronions

What's a gagortion?

i hope aaron's gift is a fribble with a fronion that fits snugly around the shaft of his penis

RichHorror said:

an abortion?

You aren't a Mr. Show afficianado, so I hate you.

Josh_hates_you said:

haha .. that is a very good point

RichHorror said:

i enjoy mr. show, but i wouldn't call myself an aficionado.

Hence, hate.

I want a fuckin' fribble!

aaron will give you some of his

No he won't, he is a fuckin' meany.

awww I'll buy you one C'tpn!

CaptainCleanoff said:

fuckin right!

i wasn't going to comment in this thread until i saw that

succubus said:


Awwww, thanks. Even my kids won't buy me a fribble. They suck! You rule!

tequila leads to anal way faster than flowers.>>

i'VE FOUND GUNS TO THE HEAD WORK EVEN QUICKER

Necrophilia is hot and very tolerant. No sexism with the dead.

you're gay if you're a guy and can name more than 3 flowers.

Allah That said:

i agree

i can see if a chick really likes flowers and you get them for her but most girls i've been with say their is no point in spending money on something that dies in a few days anyway, and i agree.

haha whatever peeps. I don't get flowers every day and I wouldn't want them every day...but it's fun to be spoiled once in a while.

Messerschmitt said:

You can say that about both flowers and women.

yeah, you're right. women die every three days... if i get a hold of them.

RichHorror said:

I'm sorry Mr and Mrs Cross but it's too late to have an abortion. Your son is 5 years old.

Actually it was a young Bob Odenkirk. Nevertheless, you are better than every non-jerking off to Mr. Show faggot on this board.

most flowers I ever got was a daffodill, hand picked. I still liked that daffodil better then I would a dozen read roses.

Being spontanious beats the heck out of red roses, a hug beats the heck out of red roses... so does a bottle of Jameson. *laughs*

But it is nice though, getting flowers.

deflowering the flower is the best gift of all

I've never received any flowers before, but I'm sure I will when I die. :-)

down in a hole

ha ha

succubus said:

That happened to me too when I received flowers at work. Instead of, "Oh that's sweet" it becomes, "what did he do wrong?" I hated that... not all guys are assholes. It's called love. Kudos for the flowers!