Oh yeah. Get jealous.

Is that code for something?

No, he's carving my fucking pumpkin.

Get over here you scumbag, we're having a scumbag meeting that is far superior to any plans you might have.

I'm drinking Jack Daniels by the computer. It's pretty important and requires my full attention.

bullshit. Come over.

Fuck, alright I'm looking up directions now.

yeah, it's really had tocleave a ring around the pümpkïn and all it a pill. wicked hard.

I'm on my way now. If I don't make it it's because I died in a horrible car crash.

I made it and I'm home now. I almost murdered Rich Horror in the process.

Inhave moreor less no recollectionof anything that happened last night. Therefor it was a rousing success.

rich you were so fucked!

I hear the night ended in a 3-some for RH. he played lucky pierre to a warmed pumpkin with a nice hole carved in it and a shapely gourd

Rich, hows your head? I'm just glad you woke up alive this morning. One less lawsuit on my hands.

It feels fine. I remember waking up in a child's room and when I looked to my left, there was an uncocnious woman lying on a bed with her hair everywhere, and thought 'not again'.

It feels fine. I remember waking up in a child's room and when I looked to my left, there was an uncocnious woman lying on a bed with her hair everywhere, and thought 'not again'.

It feels fine. I remember waking up in a child's room and when I looked to my left, there was an uncocnious woman lying on a bed with her hair everywhere, and thought 'not again'.

Haha, triple post. I wish I knew where my glasses were.

RichHorrorNLI said:

I bet you thought the fake blood she was covered in was real. lol

I just wanted her to love me. :(

RichHorrorNLI said:

haha, I also have no memory of typing that. I rule.

More of this night has been revealed to me. I'm a disgusting piece of shit.

Yeah you were a fucking mess, dearest. Nothing like the back of your friend's skull being swollen to sober you up.

I haven't seen your glasses, I never saw you wear them that day.

My mongolantern is still kicking. I'll get some pictures up later of this outstanding scumbagfest. If you missed it, you missed the most dead serious party ever. EVER.

Kevin I'm glad you made it home, I was worried you would drive off the road and Rich would die and my party would have 2 casualties.

If they're anywhere, they're under the bed I slept in, or in that room. They were in my pants pocket. I definitely ensured that no females in attendance will be going on a date with my anytime soon.

Best post-party email so far:

From: Jacky
Date: Oct 30, 2006 3:29 PM


...If you know who put a cigarette out on my leg because I don't. Just curious.

I wish it was me. No wonder I'm such a failure with the ladies.

Damn I wish I smoked then I would have been the cause of every count of battery at the party.

I'm still wearing my costume, but only to keep my brain from falling out of my skull.

The egg on the back of your head was bigger than your actual head. I didn't think it was physically possible.

I am all that is man.

This

HAHAHAHA!!! This was a fun night.

Aren't you glad you went?