He just sent me the tackiest birthday gift ever. Candy and a giant skull inside a crystal ball that has glowing eyes and talks. He also sent me a birthday card specifically from his dog. Obviously everything else relating to my 30th after this will be a huge letdown.

what if i bring you the head of deval patrick

That might be the tie-breaker.

my mom sends me 3+ cards each year.. one from the animals athere place. one of them played kiss when you opened it up.

Yeah, my mom was big on cards. For every holiday there ever was. I have cards for Boxing Day and Arbor Day somewhere. The cause of my mental illness should be clear to everyone by now.

wait, you have a dad? or is that part of the mental disease too?

Yeah, Aaron. Go on, say something about my mom. Does that make you feel like a big an? Huh? HUH?!

You make me sick.

i'll punch him for you Rich. I'll pinch his arm hard

hahaha, over-carding is sin, my dad got me a du-rag, yes i said it, a du-rag for my 18th, because it had a skull on it, ill take that glowing skull any day.

but Happy Birthday RichHorror, may you not remember it.

aaron is a big an.

My birthday is actually tommorrow, but I am accepting money today as well.

i will send you a big an for your birthday

why does rich have a guy following him around with a boombax playing music from the made for TV musical based on the movie pyscho IV?

Because I'm irish.

RichHorror said:

booooooooooooooooooom respect !

this is the only "happening" thread on rttp right now. I'm sitting in the doctors office bord and refreshing this thread.

Sean has such a person folowing him around as well. Only his plays the soundtrack from '12 Monkeys'.

the_reverend said:

I make all things possible.

haha i cant get out of that goatwhore thread, its the beast that doesnt die.

RichHorror said:

my father is a very important person, my father is god

"and I said to myself, what a wonderful world..."

There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her before. He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday. She couldn't turn back time, thank you, Einstein! Now, *he* was nuts! *He* was a fruitcake, Jim!

Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness.

Get out of my chair!

Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals.

please post the horror family photos.

Just thinking about it makes me sad because that broad isn't my wife.

Anyone who wants to help me celebrate my 30th is welcome to the Fire & Ice in Harvard Square around 8 pm tommorrow.

ill try to make it but i work at midnight, so i might come out tonight and have a shot or two with yah

my dad was/is awesome
RIP

You can share in the many scorpion bowls I plan to consume.

if only you were closer...

If you can drive for Pearl Jam, you can drive for Rich Horror.

succubus said:

so whatcha wearin

Happy B-day Mr. Horror.

Oct 30,2006 1:52pm - whiskey_weed_and_women]
succubus said:<<if only you were closer...>>

so whatcha wearin
~~actually you don't wanna know...

[Oct 30,2006 1:52pm - RichHorror]
If you can drive for Pearl Jam, you can drive for Rich Horror.
~~
for pearl jam i took the train. =)
where are you gonna be?

Harvard Square. Fire and Ice.