found this on myspace, so take it as is....

Recently on December 8th, Cattle Decapitation gave fans an early Christmas present by cancelling there South Dakota gig. Set to be a 5 band bill the show was cut down to only GOATWHORE. An angry Falgoust, singer of Goatwhore, had nothing positive to say about the californian veggie core outfit known as Cattle Decapitation.

Goatwhore performed a special 2 hour + set to angry and dissapointed Cattle Decap fans. Goatwhore covered material from every album as well as a special Celtic Frost cover that they have not performed in over 4 years.

Drummer Zack Simmons of Goatwhore in an exclusive one on one interview had this to say about the cancellation of Cattle Decap, Daath, and Lair of the Minataur:

John: So ahhhhhhhhhhh whats the REAL reason these bands cancelled the show? C'mon Zack don't bullshit the hometeam. What REALLY happened with Cattle Decapitation?

Zack: "Fuck those guys!".

Due to extreme drunky drunk the rest of the interview got lost in translation.

Apparently while Cattle Decap had legitimate vehicle problems a more then ready DAATH was forced to cancel the show as well. Kevin Talley who performs double dutie drumming with Cattle Decap and Daath was meatwhipped with vegetables by Cattle Decap explaining if Cattle Decap can't perform than Daath can't perform. This because according to Cattle Decap, Kevin Talley is EXCLUSIVE to CATTLE DECAP. Which is a pompous joke.

Funny little men from California.



PLEASE REPOST THIS NEWS ARTICLE

anyone who read this thread is dumber for having done so.

no way this is pure entertainment, plus i left a warning at the top

DUTY

emails from them from yesterday:
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UPDATE FROM THE ROAD!!!
We're nearing the end of our first headlining tour
with Goatwhore, Lair Of The Minotaur and Daath! It's
been and amazing time and we'll be finishing it off
with a killer show in our home town of San Diego!
Check it out!

*The cover art to Cattle Decapitation's "Humanure"
album is featured in the current issue of Revolver
Magazine as one of "The stories behind metal's
greatest album covers"! Check it out! In stores now!

*Lair of The Minotaur has been forced to pull out of
the Cattle Decapitation tour due to van troubles! We
had a great time while they were around and they will
be missed!

Remaining tour dates:
Dec 09, 06 Aurora CO Hubba's w/Goatwhore and Daath
Dec 10, 06 Ogden,UT Club Boom VA w/Goatwhore and Daath
Dec 12, 06 Tempe, AZ Big Fish Pub w/Goatwhore and
Daath
Dec 13, 06 Victorville, CA Trilogy Theater w/Goatwhore
and Daath
Dec 15, 06 San Diego, CA The Soma w/Goatwhore and
Daath
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*We're nearing the end of our first headlining tour with Goatwhore, Lair Of The Minotaur and Daath! Its been an amazing time and we'll be finishing it off with a killer show in our home town of San Diego, CA!!! Check it out!!!

Remaining tour dates:
Dec 09, 06 - Aurora CO Hubba's w/Goatwhore and Daath
Dec 10, 06 - Ogden,UT Club Boom VA w/Goatwhore and Daath
Dec 12, 06 - Tempe, AZ Big Fish Pub w/Goatwhore and Daath
Dec 13, 06 - Victorville, CA Trilogy Theater w/Goatwhore and Daath
Dec 15, 06 - San Diego, CA The Soma w/Goatwhore and Daath

I like Cattle Decapitation the band not Cattle Decapitation the guys.

i could never get into cattle decapitation. they don't sound good to my ears.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

They used to be wicked nice guys actually. The times I saw them play the Palladium back in 04 and 05 they were very talkative. This year though when I went to MDF Travis was very non-talkative, which was weird because I always used to shoot the shit with him at shows.

this year at MDF the sounded like complete shit and should have just quit playing all together.