jc.. I sit down in the bathroom and then as I'm getting the browns to the super bowl, I notice there is no TP. how can I celebrate the victory without TP?
luckily, I was able to reach over and pull some dangling paper from the stall next to me. this was almost a messy ending to a messy day.
I got into a heated debate with the guy in the stall next to me because he wouldnt hand me some fucking toilet paper which ended when I threated to jump over there with my pants down and grab it myself.
at least you didn't have to resort to ripping the tp tube into little chunks to shovel the shit out of your ass because there was no tp left. i had to do that at my friend's house once. fucking ow.