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returntothepit >> discuss >> Looking to throw a Black Metal extravaganza in August... by goatcatalyst on May 17,2007 4:18pm
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toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 17,2007 4:18pm
... what bands would make YOU leave your couch, lard-ass?

I'm not quite sure how many bands I want to put on it, but it would be at Cherry St in Wallingford, CT.

Ipsissimus and Baphomets Horns would be on it, one or two Mass / NH bands and perhaps a NY or NJ band (Blood Storm, maybe?) in addition to the "main draws"

I really want to see how much loot it would take to lure Black Witchery up here. And then there's one other whose name I dare not mention, but would likely be close behind if I were to secure Black Witchery.

Perhaps Negative Plane would be good, but I'm not sure if their draw would justify their travel expenses / $$$ needs - though that would probably be a selfish expense on my own account.

I was thinkin' Nachtmystium, but I'm not sure if the fact they've been through New England like, 5 times in the last several months would work FOR or AGAINST their draw.





... your opinions are hereby solicited



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at May 17,2007 4:30pm
I'd come out for Negative Plane.

How about Sin Origin or Morbosidad?



toggletoggle post by inject-now at May 17,2007 4:41pm
sin origin played a couple years ago at the bombshelter with GBK. they sucked balls and played for like three hours.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 17,2007 4:49pm
CNV
Abazagorath
Ashdautas
Typhus
Blood Storm
Manticore



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 17,2007 5:01pm
thanks, guys

manticore rules. fuckin' savage



toggletoggle post by SlavonicIdentity at May 17,2007 5:05pm
Abazagorath would KILL!



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at May 17,2007 5:08pm
book Flesh Supremacy, they are spicy hott, in that frozen tundra sort of way



toggletoggle post by CNV at May 17,2007 5:10pm
Night Bringer- Easily the most under rated bm on the fucking planet and they are from the USA!
Ibex Throne
Arghoslent
Axis of Advance (Canada)



toggletoggle post by SlavonicIdentity at May 17,2007 5:26pm
Gravewürm
Sathanas



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 17,2007 5:30pm
Sathanas rules. Played with them in Pittsburgh. Morbosidad would rule, but being that they're from California, that would be quite pricey. Looking for bands that wouldn't break the wallet, y'know? Black Witchery would probably be where the bulk of the budget went if they played. Abazagorath being from Jersey seems a safe bet.

This show would definitely NOT be about money, but I want to be fair and give bands gas and beyond. For example, Ipsissimus and Baphomets would not take any $$$ - all money would go to the bands who travelled.

Where is Night Bringer from? They're pretty awesome. Typhus rules, too.



toggletoggle post by norse_popsicle_elf at May 17,2007 5:51pm
nun slaughter and incantation!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 17,2007 5:54pm



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 17,2007 5:56pm
oh shit - i forgot to mention the "no-dwyer" stipulation



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 17,2007 6:28pm
j/k

tee hee

(fuck - that wasn't very grim)



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 17,2007 6:32pm



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 17,2007 6:59pm
hmm... wonder how much nunslaughter would want. SO not into incantation. plus, they have a history of drawing DOGSHIT in CT.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 17,2007 7:00pm
you know i got love for the metal merchant (no homo)

i'd be borderline offended if you were not present, peddling your hateful wares.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 17,2007 7:09pm edited May 17,2007 7:19pm
i bet Kult ov Azazel would do well on this if you could snatch em up. I do believe they have new material and no touring plans.

http://www.myspace.com/kultovazazel



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 17,2007 7:17pm



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 17,2007 7:37pm
Horn of Valere may be back and playing shows by august...

Get Blood Storm, Kult ov Azazel, Teratism and us and it'll be just like our Hellstorm of Unholy Legions tour we did 2 years ago.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 17,2007 7:50pm
WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 17,2007 7:50pm



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at May 17,2007 8:21pm
oh, man... i'd fucking KILL to get WITTR. probably one of my favorites at the moment.

the kult ov azazel recommendation is great.
gonna send out requests to the bands on my wish-list, so i can see who's available, how much $ they would want and then i can take my picks.



toggletoggle post by INFECT  at May 17,2007 10:03pm
blessed offal would like to play this
were black metal enough



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 17,2007 10:15pm
Get Mayhem and Darkthrone.



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at May 17,2007 11:00pm
this is an excellent idea. book it late august though so fall is right around the corner, and itll be super grim.

anyways, sick black metal that would make me spend $200 in gas to see:

Xasthur
Weakling (har har, i know)
Leviathan
Teratism
Harvist
Wulfhere
Ashdautas





toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at May 18,2007 7:18am
definitely not looking for more bands that will cost a small fortune in transportation (ie nightbringer, kult ov azazel, teratism, ashdautas - unless they're really into driving to ct for ostensibly less than $100)... so i figure i've got a "wish list" that's something like:

Black Witchery
Negative Plane
Nunslaughter
Manticore
Blood Storm

in addition to whoever i solicit from MA/NH

... again, i'm not looking to make any money off this, but i'm especially concerned with having to dip into my own shallow (shylock???) pocket to have to pay bands that came from buttfucking egypt to play. i'm sure you all can see where i'm coming from and i don't mean to belabor that point.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at May 18,2007 7:19am
PS - Xasthur, Weakling, Leviathan and Burzum are confirmed for the aftershow in the decrepit ossuary. invite only - not to be a dick or anything...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 18,2007 8:20am
funebruam (nj) ampulator (ma).



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 18,2007 9:33am
GoatCatalyst said:
PS - Xasthur, Weakling, Leviathan and Burzum are confirmed for the aftershow in the decrepit ossuary. invite only - not to be a dick or anything...


It's the one-man-BM-band fest 2007!!

Well excluding Weakling, who, for a bunch of brown pants/commando hat wearing ironic hipsters, kick ass!



toggletoggle post by SlavonicIdentity at May 18,2007 10:06am
If you get NunSlaughter, Black Witchery, Manticore and Blood Storm, you will have a good turnout. I'll bring at least two or three carloads of people.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 18,2007 10:30am
if you could get Tsjuder over here, i would worship you. or Evoken. actually GET A DISEMBOWELMENT REUNION!!!! yes thats wishful thinking, and not black metal, but what a wish it is.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 18,2007 10:30am
the_reverend said:
funebruam (nj) ampulator (ma).


Funebrarum would dominate.



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at May 18,2007 10:51am
Funebrarum

Best death metal band right now, but then there's Crucifire and Destruktor from Australia, so i guess i am in between. Kaamos is awesome as well, but they are done.

Abazagorath were fucking great when Hirudinea played with them, i think Schmandy's band Horns of Vanere played to, but they fucking sucked.

"Sacraments of the Final Atrocity" is an amazing cd, it almost sounds like their brother band (Funebrarum) rubbed off on them, but obviously more black metal. So underrated, everyone (including Candy Andy) think their earlier stuff was better. Gaysauce.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 18,2007 10:57am
First off, it's HORN of Valere not hornSSSS...fuck face. Hirudineazinthothoreah. Thats your band right?

We've played with Abazagorath a shitload of times and you're wrong Gay Jay, I think Sacraments is their best material.



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at May 18,2007 12:47pm
Okay Andy, i will make sure to correct myself in naming your norsecore band. Horny for Veneral Disease is awesome!

Horns of Valere in all honesty is good stuff.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 18,2007 12:52pm
I always thought Jay was making Horn of Valere up...I just played along.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 18,2007 1:01pm
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=25197

Jay is on the left... It's my band but I have (had) live members, Jay, AKA Chris T Raper was my recording and live vocalist and once we get the band started again, which will be soon, he's playing guitar...



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 18,2007 1:13pm
I know, I was just kidding.



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at May 18,2007 1:56pm
My boyfriend is ignoring me.

We are the ant-eater elite!



toggletoggle post by SapremiaNJ  at May 18,2007 2:13pm
id book Sapremia, but thats just me.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 18,2007 2:13pm
I'm sorry, boyfriend.

Let's care about feelings, tonight okay?



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at May 18,2007 2:19pm
Sure thing boytoy. After we are done caring about our deep feelings for each other, we can snoodle.

(andy) (me)

8===> <========8



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 18,2007 2:35pm
more like (_))====D (_Y_)


and after we snoodle, whatever that is, we'll use drugs. But I have to be up early on Saturday for THE BIG GAME!!!!



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at May 18,2007 2:43pm
Snoodle or Snoodling:

"The act of an uncircumcised man stretching his foreskin over the penis-head of a circumcised man and then jacking the uncircumcised man off."

THE BIG GAME!!!!:

"is when two men go penis tip to tip and jack each other off in the over-hand manner. The first man to ejaculate into the others pee hole wins."







toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 18,2007 3:08pm
hahaha

Snoodling sounds atrocious!

The BIG GAME is really Manchester United V Chelsea in the FA Cup Final!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 18,2007 3:09pm
who the fuck comes up with these??



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 18,2007 3:10pm
Schmay Jay, we're both uncircumsized so how are we going to snoodle?



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at May 18,2007 3:10pm
Dark Throne and Bathory.



toggletoggle post by Valder at May 18,2007 3:16pm
One master would probably into it. Two of the guys are from CT so we might be able to being some buddies



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at May 18,2007 3:18pm
"Schmay Jay, we're both uncircumsized so how are we going to snoodle? "

Shhhhhhh, don't say that!



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 18,2007 3:28pm


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at May 18,2007 3:35pm
Alright alright you got me, i am uncut. But, i can always pull it back and you know how snugly your purple-helmet skin fits over mine.

Satanteater Alliance!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 18,2007 3:36pm
ONE MASTER are awesome, please get them Ryan!

http://www.one-master.net



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 18,2007 3:36pm
This thread got sexy.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 18,2007 3:37pm
You're taking this too far. I refuse to abuse drugs with you tonight. I feel all icky inside.



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at May 18,2007 3:40pm
This thread it beyond any sexual thrill i have ever had.



toggletoggle post by Metal Mega-Stud at May 18,2007 7:22pm
This thread has summed up Black Metal in New England quite nicely. Fucking homos.



toggletoggle post by C.dead at May 18,2007 7:43pm
Snoodle toodle do!



toggletoggle post by OCR  at May 18,2007 8:08pm
GoatCatalyst said:
definitely not looking for more bands that will cost a small fortune in transportation (ie nightbringer, kult ov azazel, teratism, ashdautas - unless they're really into driving to ct for ostensibly less than $100)... so i figure i've got a "wish list" that's something like:

Black Witchery
Negative Plane
Nunslaughter
Manticore
Blood Storm

in addition to whoever i solicit from MA/NH

... again, i'm not looking to make any money off this, but i'm especially concerned with having to dip into my own shallow (shylock???) pocket to have to pay bands that came from buttfucking egypt to play. i'm sure you all can see where i'm coming from and i don't mean to belabor that point.


keep dreaming



toggletoggle post by maslayer at May 18,2007 8:09pm
There's a band from PA called HOST...not sure if they do shows but they are excellent



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at May 18,2007 8:12pm
big draw long shots I'd kill for,
Absu
Sigh
Antaeus
Horna
Weltmacht

book Angelcoprse!




toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at May 18,2007 8:59pm
I'd KILL to see Absu or Sigh...never happen, though. Probably be more than happy with any result, though.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at May 19,2007 12:02am edited May 19,2007 5:16am
Sigh is playing NYC in July with Melechesh.

I have or will be contacting: Nunslaughter, Black Witchery, Blood Storm and Manticore to see what it would take to secure their participation. After I see what's up and who's down, I'll be soliciting one or two New England bands. Baphomets Horns and Ipsissimus will definitely be playing. Six band bill - fuck a "fest."



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 25,2007 8:57am
I'll talk to Blood Storm if you like. My band toured with them and have played a million times with them outside that tour. I know them all quite well...Same with Kult ov Azazel and Abazagorath...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 25,2007 10:40am
Craft



toggletoggle post by CNV at May 25,2007 11:29am
ACHERON
BLOOD AXIS
NON

BLOOD AXIS MOVED TO VERMONT!!!



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at May 25,2007 11:45am
"BLOOD AXIS MOVED TO VERMONT!!! "

Wow, thats weird. I know he used to live in Lowell a long time ago. Thats pretty cool. We should def. get him to do some shows.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 25,2007 11:57am
PANTERA

SATHODHINN

FROSTY WINDS

NAKED ZEUS

MOLESTOROTH



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 25,2007 1:18pm
Striborg. it would probably be much more effective live.



toggletoggle post by demondave at May 26,2007 8:00am


Nunslaughter would be absolutely fucking amazing.
I've always wanted to see Manticore
Amputator would be good




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 26,2007 8:16am
black metal?



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