http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/11/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

if GWB can do it, I guess anyonoe can.

wah. seriously.

im so sick of hearing about her.....what the hell does she do anyway? nothing...why the fuck is she famous? holy shit i wish she would die and be forgotten like Anna nicole

I'd sooner welcome Charles Manson out of prison than Paris Hilton.

we are going to find out that she is some MENSA prodigy, this was all just an experiment to see if she could become rich and famous through acting like a stupid cockwhore. she is the next George "The Animal" Steele.

"Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance."

And just to be more fucking annoying, she has found god.

haha i know right. god doesnt care about fixing the world, but he certainly cares about Paris Hilton getting out of jail.

xmikex said:

I'd welcome them both out, as long as Charles Manson killed Paris Hilton.

She's a media godsend, they have her to distract us from the Hydrocarbon Law which we're not even being told about, the wiretapping and judge scandles, and the fact that after 18 fucking years of stalling the exxon oil spill case is going to the supreme court.

That's like me saying I won't drink anymore when I'm fucking hungover. Fat Chance. Fuck dumb ho's die.

HailAtWork said:

EXACTLY she is just giving the media something to talk about since there is really nothing else going on outside of politics and the war.