"Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty five.
Canyonaro, Canyonaro,
Well it goes real slow with the hammer down,
it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonaro-whoa, Canyonaro,
Twelve yard long, two lanes wide,
sixty five tonnes of American pride.
Canyonaro, Canyonaro,
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonaro, Canyonaro,
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
she's a squirrel squasher, deer smacking, driving machine.
Canyonaro-whoa, Canyonaro.
(The federal highway commission has ruled the
Canyonaro unsafe for highway or city driving.)"
