a couple, probably close to 60 in a comvertible. the dude looked like every marine father from a 90's movie and the license plate was
2XHIPPIS

still got nothin on CNT LPS

i dispatch for the cops.

i ran one a couple months ago for a road rage incident.

mass plate...

LOLWTF

i was smiling the whole time.

i saw a plate once in waltham... it was an NH plate... the one that has the moose on it and it said something to the effect of "&squirl" or something. get it?!

i also saw kthxbye on a WRX wagon... NH of course

deadlikemurf said:

I bet he did it for the lulz.

I fucking hate vanity plates.

thegreatspaldino said:

Rocky and Bullwinkle?

I saw a huge 4x4 suv down here with 'GAS HOG'
and I saw a boat trailer with 'H20 HOG'

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

Agreed. For some reason, NH seems to be the vanity plate center of the universe. .000001% might be semi-amusing, but the balance of them just make me want to hurl bottles at the windshields. "SOCRMOM" I hope your ovaries rot and are expelled forcefully from your vagina.

I try to spit on the really stupid ones. SOCRMOM is a good example of one I'd spit on.

I saw some girl driving a lexus with the plate " LEXYS". I thought that was pretty gay. we can already see your driving a lexus lady you don't have to point it out.

it seems like every person living in Maine has a stupid vanity plate.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

that's my main reason for hating nh. everyone has one.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

one of the worst i've seen was BGPMPN. i wanted to run the person off the road.

in NH RTTP is available... carina wanted to buy it.

Yeti said:


yeah wtf is with that? my mom lives up there and i notice that EVERY time i go and visit.... like 2 out of every 4 cars in maine has a shitty slogan for a plate...

deadlikemurf said:

I think it's a combination of inbreeding and NASCAR fandom.

powerkok said:

yeppo...

moose and squirrel. i thought it was somewhat clever actually... seeing as that it could only work if you got that plate

our van has an NSN license plate. boo yah.

my stepdad's got a YAZ license plate...the man loves his baseball

if it's possible to get all symbols on a vanity plate, i'd do it just to piss everyone off. "&%$#*@"

ariavette said:

There's one here in Rhode Island on a yellow Beetle that says "BUGGED".

TROLL said:

OH FUCK YES

I was considering getting COC ROC :P

HBY ROCKR1

I'm still waiting to hear back from the RMV about my vanity plate request

"N1G G3R"

SHT4BRNZ

i wish aids on anyone with a witty vanity plate...shit just annoys the hell out of me...almost as much as political bumper stickers.

Lamp said:

or like the morons who write it with stickers in huge letters on the windshield " CIVIC" and then pimp it out and drive around practically with the seat on the floor cranking some ear poisoning rap

hahahah ear poisoning.

ariavette said:

that sums up just about 85% of Worcester.

haha, i think those dumb decals are waaay worse than vanity plates. why spend $40-$50 on something that is only worth $5-$10 that does NOTHING but let people know what car you're driving, as if we didn't already know what kind of car it was by the logos on the rear of the car. what baffles me is why people spend the money to show pride in some of the fucking worst cars (i.e. a primer-finish 1994 nissan maxima with walmart spinners and a happy face ball at the end of the antenna). i can understand if someone wants to show off a brand new benz or beamer, but any respectable person would never deface a car like that with a fucking stupid 4 foot decal.

speaking of these decals, has anyone seen the car that says "xmoshachusettsx" on the windshield? i used to see it at a shitload of worcester palladium shows, when i went to worcester palladium shows.

NH crushes MA 'neath our granite heels

MarkFuckingRichards said:

I saw the actual "xmoshachusettsx" driver's myspace profile about three years ago and laughed at it for about three hours straight, then made it my desktop. All subsequent searches for the vehicle have left me empty handed...although I did see some kids who had profile pics of them and five of their best friends wearing hoodies that had something like, "Milton Mosh" or "Medfield Mosh" printed across the chest in a Varsity jacket font which was almost as funnygay

I've seen more than one PT Cruiser with giant flame decals down the sides of it. I remember in high school too there was this one kid who had a car that looked like it was going for the dual racing stripe down the middle of the car look, but it only had one stripe off center. Shit was retarded.

I think my best story was when I worked at a restaurant one night, we had just closed up and it was about 12:30 in the morning. This SUV with spinners pulls into the parking lot and some lady opens the passenger side door and starts puking heavily out of it. That was some fucking comedy right there.

spinners are so fucking stupid. they should make rims that have giant rubix cubes in them. whenever the wheels are turning, the rubix cubes move in rubix cube fashion. when all the cubes have been solved, the car self-destructs. that would be SKRAIGHT PIMPIN, GAAAHDAMN.