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returntothepit >> discuss >> Dear Abby letter. Repost? by Niccolai on Jul 20,2007 8:31pm
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toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jul 20,2007 8:31pm
Dear Abby...
I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as
you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things
happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps
outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I
ask her who called she gets evasive.
Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting
dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way.
I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got
very angry.
A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and
some guy have been to his gigs.
He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find
out for myself what was really happening. I said "sure, you can use
my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes
into the venue and who she comes in with". He agreed.
Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack
to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the
amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I
noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.
Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a
technician?
Thanks
Very Concerned.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 20,2007 8:38pm
hahaha thats awesome



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jul 20,2007 8:41pm
hahahahahahaahaha fuckin nice.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 20,2007 8:42pm
I don't get it. glowing? is he gay? some one explain.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jul 20,2007 8:44pm
vacuum tubes glow. when they are on their way out they change colors or glow wierd.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jul 20,2007 8:44pm
hahahahahahahahahaha way funny.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 20,2007 9:24pm
all I get out of this thread is that nicco is going to be the first semened person since I made up that word.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 22,2007 12:57am



toggletoggle post by Keithnli at Jul 22,2007 1:27am
that was awsome.



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