Terminally Your Aborted Mikepostedbomb: Body: life's been taking alot of odd turns for me.... and things have been very stressful...sometimes i feel like breaking.... thank god i have someone in my life to keep my head above the clouds.....to make me realize that things could be worse and that all i have to do is close my eyes take a few breaths and that everything will be ok......thank u for being my eyes when i cant see and my ears when i cant hear (more like when i dont wanna hear lol) i love u

Terminally Your Aborted Mikepostedbomb: haha sad

Rich Horror: How can he be her eyes when he is clearly blind?

Terminally Your Aborted Mikepostedbomb: hahahahahahahahahaha

Rich Horror: Actually, I can't even say that.

Terminally Your Aborted Mikepostedbomb: Even if he was blind he must still be able to smell her rotting vagina

Terminally Your Aborted Mikepostedbomb: and hear her thighs rubbing together

Rich Horror: Because if I was blind, once I started feeling her lumpy grotesqueness my cock would sever itself from the rest of my body and run screaming out of the room.

Terminally Your Aborted Mikepostedbomb: fucking her is like a scene where a gay man has sex with a hetersexual women

Rich Horror: No, it's like a scene were a heterosexual man has sex with 37 obese hookers that have been ground into a lumpy, malformed mess.

It's cool that we share the same STD's without ever having been gay.

I got a STD in the form of a cherry cobbler.

didn't he leave you for MFR?

Tell me there's a MySpace profile attached to that message that we can all go and harass.

There is, but since the thing in question is more of Mike's problem, I'll respectfully wait for him to post it.

the_reverend said:

Me and Mike take turns putting the in fucking Mark Fucking Richards.

Posting chatlogs is fucking retarded.

Lamp said:

Heh. You and I actually agree on something...Hell must have, at the very least, had a morning frost if it hasn't actually frozen over.

Lamp said:

So is walking like a monster from Secret of Nimh.

I feel violated.

Lamp said:

not when it's a rich horror chatlog, unless by retarded, you mean funny.

And yes, Ken, this is the wildebeast you probably think it is.

doesn't that end with someone crying about randy rhodes?