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returntothepit >> discuss >> Crash fails to put kibosh on Seinfeld by the_reverend on Apr 3,2008 9:27am
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toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 3,2008 9:34am
"Seinfeld was driving alone when the brakes on his 1967 Fiat BTM stopped working Saturday evening,"

Serves him right for driving a fucking Fiat. If you could afford to drive ANY car, why the fuck would you drive something so astoundingly gay? I think my mom mentioned she had one before she was married. She thought she was wicked cool until the mighty Fiat caught on fire and burned to the ground.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 3,2008 12:02pm
FIAT = Fix It Again Tony



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 3,2008 12:03pm
"Dale, that's a fiat!"



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Apr 3,2008 12:05pm
hahaha

I shouldn't laugh though I almost got into a fucking accident this morning. God I hate this town.



toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at Apr 3,2008 12:08pm
I have to feel bad for the guy. My brakes went the other week and totally fucked my car. It was a 99 saturn and had it for over 7 years, so I was pretty pissed. Sure as hell ain't as gay as that car though.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 3,2008 12:09pm
some dumb bitch cut me off from an on ramp today. what a cunt!



toggletoggle post by dftg at Apr 3,2008 12:26pm
C.DEAD said[orig][quote]
I have to feel bad for the guy. My brakes went the other week and totally fucked my car. It was a 99 saturn and had it for over 7 years, so I was pretty pissed. Sure as hell ain't as gay as that car though.


you feel bad for him?

poor Jerry seinfeld, one of his 200 sports cars broke down. Now he only has 199 other cars and millions of dollars to entertain himself with.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Apr 3,2008 12:27pm
"Jerry Seinfeld was in a harrowing rollover wreck but was unhurt"

Lost interest right there.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 12:35pm
what's the deal with brakes? do they call them brakes because if they malfunction, your car breaks? a-what's the deal with that?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 3,2008 12:39pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
what's the deal with brakes? do they call them brakes because if they malfunction, your car breaks? a-what's the deal with that?


ya know i was all excited to make a joke right along those lines as i was reading this. *shakes fist*



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 3,2008 12:41pm
hahahaha. there have been so many times on this site when people have beaten me to a joke i wanted ot make. i'm sure it was you at least once, so i'm getting my revenge in this thread.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 3,2008 12:56pm
of course you realize, this means war.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Apr 3,2008 1:12pm
My stomach is getting so fat that I have to play with myself now. Sex just isn't happening anymore.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 3,2008 1:12pm
um... well.. is that how seinfeld makes you feel?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 3,2008 1:14pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man that was the wrong thread.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 3,2008 1:16pm
oh man that's just waaaaay too perfect



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 3,2008 1:27pm
she watch seinfeld at 6:30 with the door closed...



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 3,2008 1:39pm
and the volume way up



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 3,2008 1:42pm
dftg said[orig][quote]
C.DEAD said[orig][quote]
I have to feel bad for the guy. My brakes went the other week and totally fucked my car. It was a 99 saturn and had it for over 7 years, so I was pretty pissed. Sure as hell ain't as gay as that car though.


you feel bad for him?

poor Jerry seinfeld, one of his 200 sports cars broke down. Now he only has 199 other cars and millions of dollars to entertain himself with.


Exactly. Dude, your car problems aren't quite in the same league as the mega-rich.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 3,2008 1:48pm
pulling your pud to seinfeld? what's the deal with that!



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