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New site? Maybe some day.
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"Seinfeld was driving alone when the brakes on his 1967 Fiat BTM stopped working Saturday evening,"
Serves him right for driving a fucking Fiat. If you could afford to drive ANY car, why the fuck would you drive something so astoundingly gay? I think my mom mentioned she had one before she was married. She thought she was wicked cool until the mighty Fiat caught on fire and burned to the ground. |
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hahaha
I shouldn't laugh though I almost got into a fucking accident this morning. God I hate this town. |
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I have to feel bad for the guy. My brakes went the other week and totally fucked my car. It was a 99 saturn and had it for over 7 years, so I was pretty pissed. Sure as hell ain't as gay as that car though. |
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some dumb bitch cut me off from an on ramp today. what a cunt! |
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I have to feel bad for the guy. My brakes went the other week and totally fucked my car. It was a 99 saturn and had it for over 7 years, so I was pretty pissed. Sure as hell ain't as gay as that car though. |
you feel bad for him?
poor Jerry seinfeld, one of his 200 sports cars broke down. Now he only has 199 other cars and millions of dollars to entertain himself with. |
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"Jerry Seinfeld was in a harrowing rollover wreck but was unhurt"
Lost interest right there. |
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what's the deal with brakes? do they call them brakes because if they malfunction, your car breaks? a-what's the deal with that? |
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what's the deal with brakes? do they call them brakes because if they malfunction, your car breaks? a-what's the deal with that? |
ya know i was all excited to make a joke right along those lines as i was reading this. *shakes fist* |
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hahahaha. there have been so many times on this site when people have beaten me to a joke i wanted ot make. i'm sure it was you at least once, so i'm getting my revenge in this thread. |
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of course you realize, this means war. |
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My stomach is getting so fat that I have to play with myself now. Sex just isn't happening anymore. |
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um... well.. is that how seinfeld makes you feel? |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man that was the wrong thread. |
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oh man that's just waaaaay too perfect |
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she watch seinfeld at 6:30 with the door closed... |
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I have to feel bad for the guy. My brakes went the other week and totally fucked my car. It was a 99 saturn and had it for over 7 years, so I was pretty pissed. Sure as hell ain't as gay as that car though. |
you feel bad for him?
poor Jerry seinfeld, one of his 200 sports cars broke down. Now he only has 199 other cars and millions of dollars to entertain himself with. |
Exactly. Dude, your car problems aren't quite in the same league as the mega-rich. |
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pulling your pud to seinfeld? what's the deal with that! |
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