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this work?

"Nick Swardson is a beautiful genius" - RichHorror

as are you, sweet prince. as are you.

i laughed.. mostly bc of not being a giraffe

You laughed because it's funny, you fucking jerkoff.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yfuEE0tvaXk&feature=related

Oh look, unfunniness posted by some broad. GO MAKE SOME MORE MUFFINS YOU FAGGOT

rich dont be bitter because i have a vagina and you cant get one.

I'll use your nose for a vagina.

Also, anyone can get a vagina for a minimum of $50.

my nose would probably actually shrink down to a normal size if your dick went anywhere near it.

My hobbies include meeting MFR's friends and then being mean to them.

LOL JK<3 4-LYF

a reverse nose boner aka pinocchio telling the truth

It would go inside and pierce her brain.

kimberlee doesnt count as one of marks friends.. she was just the creepin internet stalker. the two of you would have made a perfect fit.

Dude I clearly said LOLJK

im not bitter.. we can still eat spring rolls together..

Some people just don't 'get' my brand of humor. I am the Andy Kaufman of our time.

theres not much to get. <3 hah

quote of the day. end rttp board.

It's a <3 fest.

i post <3 bc i am in love with you.. its out.. the whole board knows.. no need to shame myself for being turned on by you covered in edible arrangements.

That era is over. I was diagnosed with Diabetes.

this thread is hilarkious

In b4 LOL, UR GOAN DIE, FAG, etc

i thought you had that before you ate the peep cake i baked..

I was told I have symptoms. But I was told by people who have it that it was unlikely. But the joke's on them. And me.

do you really have the beetis now?

Yes, Aaron was eerily prophetic. When I come back to Composted I will douse myself in green salads and tofu.

if that is true... you are going to be slimming down... my boss got told the same exact thing and he can't drink more than a beer or two every few weeks and cut out all sweets. he only eats fruits and can't eat bags of candy like he used to.

Yeah. No more cookies, no more soda, no more a lot. I didn't really experience any of the ill effects of it when I was in Somerville because there were more options to eat healthy up there. Living in Fall River where everything is garbage food is what made it worse, most likely.

but eating 15 donuts or 2 cakes had nothing to do with it?

That was after moving down here once I already started eating like shit. I have three job offers up in Boston so I'm probably moving back up there very soon anyway.

castledoomerown: And he one day went to dunkin donuts across from his work and bought 45 bangles 54 scones 63 english muffins 76 choclat donuts 43 blue berry muffins 32 large coffees 43 small orange colitas and 39 strawberry colitas and the next day he barbed in my ear and I told him what do you say?. And he asked me what am I dopouse to say what am I daposed to say he took his pants off and hold my hand to the bathroom and foreced me to wipe his ass and if I did't he will fire me and also his poop color was dark grey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bs1ZZ-7b8

bennyhillifier

remove the &hl

I JUST DID FAGGOT

RAVIOLI!

but its only wafer thin...

his 'party' stand up cd is fucking hilarious

That is recommended listening for me on a daily basis.

"its me gay robot, i made you some pancakes, why dont you use your jizz as syrup"

'Punch his dick with your mouth.'

even though I've listened to that cd a ton of times, I laugh everytime, especially when Im really high

The first track of him waking up after blacked out is taken directly from my life.

the last track is what gets me wet