So far only 3 slots have been filled out of the 11 who were interested.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/rttp

pass: rttp

Is this the official RTTP league?

if so I'm in

Yep.

whats the league ID? this link just says that there was a problem and won't let me sign up.

League ID#: 508181

The draft is set to autopick. We need to change that and come up with a draft date/time

if I had the slightest clue of what I was doing I would join up.

only one way to learn.

If I wasn't mad busy and/or already had 2 teams elsewhere, I'd totally be down.

i'm in, when and what time are we doing this shit.

also id like to say fuck the raiders.

It was supposed to be set to an August 31st 10:30pm live draft. I'll double check it once I get home.

Settings are flexable though.

Fixed.

Im down if there is an open spot still.

I guess count me in? How do I sign up and where do I go? I am willing to learn/cheat my way to victory.

done. prepare to be destroyed

There's 3 more spots we need to fill before 8/31


You need a Yahoo login. If you're set there, go to http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/rttp and enter the password rttp.

Signed up as Shitbags. You guys are going down!!!

One slot left in a ten team league. We can add extra teams if there's enough interest though.

I sent out a myspace bulletin.

intense is so intense.

Oh man, so many decisions to make. IMO here are some of the top dilemmas facing the fantasy football draft this year:

- Running backs. Besides the elites: Tomlinson, Westbrook and Peterson (all of which had consistency/durability issues last season) there aren't a lot of clear choices. I'm seeing Frank Gore (huge disappointment last season), Larry Johnson (same thing but everyone knew he would fizzle out), and Clinton Portis (put up some ridiculous numbers sporadically) high up on a lot of rankings. But all 3 of them have huge question marks.

- McNabb is ranked pretty high in quite a few rankings, and everyone seems to be saying this is his year. Given how injury prone he is it's tough to trust it though.

- Derek Anderson.... 2 awesome years in a row? I dunno.

- Mathew Berry has David Garrard ranked as the #9 quarterback. Who's he going to throw it to? Not to mention the Jags are a team overwhelmingly geared towards running the ball. Unless Yahoo counts handoffs as a score-able stat I'm not buying it.

- LOL @ Giants fans and anyone who owns Eli Manning after Umenyiora went down for the season. Good luck getting any significant time of possession with the best player on your defense gone.

- For the second year in a row the Chicago Bears draft stock is way too high. They were ranked in the top 5 last year by a lot of people and coughed up 350+ yards per game, and were 16th in the NFL in Points allowed.

damnit, must've missed this thread entirely...guessing the league is full at this point?

Just opened up two more slots if two more players want in.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/rttp
pass: rttp

Done and done.

Prepare for glory!

Picking Heath Evans first round ftw!

So are we set at 10 teams, or is it going to be 12?

looks like we had a drop, so we're back down to 10 last time I checked.

i never got an email about this. i submitted my email address in a different thread

football = sweaty men in tight clothes tackling each other and playing with balls
object of the game = penetrate the end zone to score

conclusion = for closet case faggots

WIN -l-

wrong

football = war.

hahahaha.
yeah, that may be the metephor for the game...but it's way too much physical contact with other men to be anything other than (fully clother) gay group sex.

the violence and war metephor is the closet cases "door"

What's Troy Aikman's armor class? *scribbles on character sheet*

hahahaha

Hahaha, I wa going to say, am I the only person who thinks of Fantasy nerds playing football?

no sir, you are not alone
haha
football = gay
fantasy football = and even gayer version of D and D

FOOTBALLZ IS FAGGITS

oooooh.
the jock insulted my intelligence.
i guess i should cry or something.
right?

lol wut?

is this league full?

MY PENIS SMELLS LIKE POOPY.
YOU=FRIEND

i've never once in my life been called a jock.... or a friend :(

hahaha.
i just love to fuck with sports fans, because i'm a fat lazy drunk with no interest in anything even remotely related to sports (unless you count beer, and drunk slutty cheerleaders)

haha ya i used to hate sports in high school but developed an appreciation afterwards once i understood what was going on. now i'm obsessive about it and piss off most of my friends by incessantly talking about and watching sports programs

i wasnt into sports much in high school either because i was into metal , drugs and chicks ...

anybody want in on a league $9.00 start up fee ... send me your email and i will return an invite ... only few spots left

monsterisland@rocketmail.com

I copied/pasted every address from that thread. Weird.



If we get an even # of teams, we can expand from 10 to 12 with no problem. Do it asap so we don't have this hanging.. 8/31 10:30pm draft.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/rttp

Password: rttp

fuck send me another email

farbeyonddrivn@yahoo.com

Sent.

received... damn looks like im the 11th team.

there is this kid i work with who is obsessed....beyond obsessed..... with sports, and it's all he talks about.....he doesn't care about music, movies, comedy, booze.....i don't even think he cares about pussy.

and he is baffled that i could give a fuck less if the pats, sox, celts or bruins win or lose a game (nevermind an entire series)

so making fun of sports, and using analogies about sports relating to gay sex (playing with balls, dudes chasing and tackling each other, getting two-handed grips on long smooth wooden rods) in front of this kid is hysterical. he absolutely flips out.

it's my daily entertainment.

Atleast you're comfortable in your ignorance

and at least your comfortable out of the closet ;)

yes, i realise i fucked up again
ahem
"you're"

who said I was out of it? Presumptious mother fuckers.

delayed reaction.....how is me not giving a shit about sports - and making fun of people who do - anymore ignorant than 95% of the jokes/threads/comments on this board?

haha....oops, i'm sorry, did i out you?

Nope...It's dark, warm, and cozy in here.

LIKE YA MAMAS VAGINA...mwuahaha. Sorry, I really need to get the fuck out of my office right now.

no, my mommys privates are cold....i was born frozen.

[Aug 29,2008 9:32am - orgymf@work ]
delayed reaction.....how is me not giving a shit about sports - and making fun of people who do - anymore ignorant than 95% of the jokes/threads/comments on this board?

It's not at all...that's why I threw in the "comfortable in..." part. Ignorance is bliss, remember?

then i suppose rttp in general is very blissful

gay...league's full...

yeah, league was full when i tried to get in also. mike couldnt pay people to join the league last year, and this year i can't even get in. what's a fantasy football league without its repeat champ? i cant put my brilliance on hold for a full season, are there 9 other people who would want to start up another league? the rttp xfl league.

I was offline for like a week and missed my spot and the draft. If someone wants to start another I'd like to try it out.

my team is fucking awful if anyone wants it. hahaha.

Tom, I'll join that league too.

Yeah, I was having way too much fun at the BBQ and forgot about the draft. Luckily for me I did an awesome job pre-ranking my players and auto-picked a pretty sweet team. That and I got all my waiver claims. Let's rumble.

Which team are you?

chug chug wee wee...i looked at the draft history, could have had brady if i was live. instead i got Gore. i pretty much got everyone that everyone else wouldnt want. its cool though. ill rock it.

This team isn't that bad.

McNabb - If he's healthy he'll put up great numbers. That's sort of a big if though.
Andre Johnson - Proven elite fantasy WR
Tory Holt - Ditto
Roddy White - Now that the Falcons have a quarterback...
Frank Gore - Burned me last year, but I've heard rumors that Martz wants to pass him the ball a lot
Ronnie Brown - Improved O line, might not get hurt 4 weeks into the season this year
Heath Miller - Maybe not an elite fantasy TE, but respectable
Chargers Defense - They'll be fine even after Shawne Merriman becomes a paraplegic.

edit: You did have 3 guys that I completely removed from my pre-rankings though.

yea looking at it again im not that bummed. im sure ill win some games. how many people picked live?

hey losers like me that missed stuff.... lets make something!

My team is pretty solid...sucks that kevin curtis has a stupid sports' hernia.

not too happy about GB defense though...

I'm none too thrilled with ending up with the Giants defense. Sometimes I doubt what year/reality/madden franchise game these defensive rankings are based off of.

i've never been around for the draft and my teams usually do ok, you just gotta make some good grabs and trades.

Exactly. Your drafted team and your final team will probably look very different.

hey mike do you still want alex smith

Ya I'm building a sick fantasy Walmart cashier team around him.

i got Tony Homo and a couple Jets receivers. Favre better not fuck up now.

i'm going to start up a league on yahoo right now.

so far:

me
you
mikey x

anyone else?

i'm in. when's draft? season begins tomorrow!

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/651393

League ID #:651393
League name: Rudi's Bellhop
Password: rttp

Scoring Setting Highlights:
4 pts for passing TD
1 pt for 25 yds passing
Bonuses for passing (300, 500 yds), rushing/receiving (100, 200 yds)
QB, WR WR, RB RB, TE, K, DEF (no flex)
15 pts for defensive shutout

draft is set for sunday at 10am, league starts week 1, figured its a good way to get you ready for week 1 football. TELL YOUR FRIENDS

that's 4, max is 12, 10 is ideal

I counted three of us.

tboner... I'll register in a couple hours when I get home!!! Sick!

i'll see if some of my buddies will join so we can get a full league at least. if thats cool with everyone obviously.

Joined. The draft says it's on autopick though.

i'll fix that. invite whoever you want, as long as the league is full and the people care. i'd rather an 8 man league of people that care than a 12 man of people that dont

it says i need 4 managers before i can adjust the draft settings. mike, you doing that onion league again?

nah, these guys are good. been doing this with them for years. i'll shoot them an email.

do we need to use a TE? i'd rather have an RB/WR instead of starting a useless fantasy football player. especially since this isn't a point per reception league. i just hate using TE's because after the first few elite are gone, you have scrubs who block all game Please, no TE's!

it is a ppr league, but i have no problem scrapping the TE for RB/WR

i'm going to make it a wr/te position instead. if we only get 8 guys i'll make it a wr/rb, but if we have 10-12 i'm going to keep it wr/te.

sweet, i'm happy. i just sent out the emails. hopefully they join!

Nah, I don't even know if the Onion is still doing that.

"Alex Smith Changes Title on Business Cards to Associate Quarterback"

lolz

i'd be down if spots are still open

beantownjuggalo@yahoo.com

you can start making fun of my email address now

haw!

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/651393

League ID #:651393
League name: Rudi's Bellhop
Password: rttp


sign up, we don't discriminate based on makeup.

haha, touche. draft is Saturday morning at 11 am. please show up to the draft if you sign up.

4 teams so far, man up.

I'm down...only catch is there's no chance in hell that I'll be able to do the draft.