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returntothepit >> discuss >> attn: Composted gang by brian_dc on Aug 25,2008 3:46pm
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toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 25,2008 3:46pm edited Aug 25,2008 4:02pm
what is this brilliance?



bennyhillifier

I'm dying



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 25,2008 4:34pm
faggy mac. terminally your adolf satan.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2008 4:44pm
Goddammit, I hate Mike for making it too easy to find this shit.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2008 4:54pm
The worst part of this video is that it looks like I'm reading lyrics already written for this, but I assure you this was 100% ad lib. Oh and this is not us. It's clones.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 25,2008 4:56pm
i land on cawk i land on cawk i land on cawk with mah puzzy lipz.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 25,2008 5:04pm
my path was:

watched a vid of Eliot playing drums off of his music myspace page.

clicked on link

clicked user

found dearth of vids



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2008 5:05pm
Yeah I figured that's how, haha.



toggletoggle post by BenFo at Aug 25,2008 5:06pm
I LOLed.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 25,2008 5:10pm
Im pretty sure 90% of the views on that video are from me two weeks ago



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 25,2008 5:18pm
This is a top secret project. I have orders from MFR and Eliot to keep quiet, so I may remove this when I get home. This is not Composted. Yowza!



toggletoggle post by tylor at Aug 25,2008 5:22pm
hahahahaha that whole "mcdonalds and burger king and ice cream sundaes" part had me in tears



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 25,2008 5:28pm
I seriously had to push myself away from my computer when the first "fellate a dinosaur" came up

same with "I've got labia babies"



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 25,2008 5:35pm
mark did like 4 of these. there was this one, surfer dude, baby voice, jim from bridgeport, and of course, a rap version.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 25,2008 5:39pm
I think there may have been 8 total since there are 2 different songs.



toggletoggle post by timma at Aug 25,2008 5:45pm
"we are des-tined...to...land on the cack."

Amazing.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 25,2008 5:51pm
strange this came up since I first saw it last night (not that top secret), but I lulz'd



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 29,2008 1:19pm
LAND



toggletoggle post by timma at Aug 29,2008 1:26pm
ahoy?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 29,2008 1:34pm
fail



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 29,2008 1:37pm
ON A CAWK



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 29,2008 1:43pm
win



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 29,2008 2:23pm
I think we need to make a kareoke version. Me and Eliot were cranking this shit the other week singing mark's LOAC lyrics over the version with no vox.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 29,2008 2:24pm
Don't fall. You'll land on a cock.

From conception to departure
We shall all land on a cock
From birth to death we're breathing cocks
Land on a cock, land on a cock
Land on a cock
Flower cock
Statistics of cocks and dicks
Dicks six six dicks

From birth to death we fellate dinosaur babies
Flowering into, land on a cock

We are all dead
Landing on cocks, landing on cocks
Fellate a dinosaur
Baby made of dicks
Dick baby covered in dicks, dicks, dicks
Land on a cock!

Landing on cocks over the nation
I land on cocks, I land on cocks
I land on cocks with my pussy lips
Hanging low from my knees to my toes
I've got labia babies
Land on a cock, land on a cock
Land on a cock, land on a cock
Land on a cock with my pussy lips
Hanging low from my knees to my toes
We are destined to land on a cock
I like fellating baby crisco
Eating mozzarella with Sisqo
I put on my thong for him
And then I land on his cock
With my pussy lips hanging low

Land on a cock



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Aug 29,2008 3:07pm
Shhhhhhh



toggletoggle post by sever at Aug 29,2008 3:18pm
FELLATE DINASAURS



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 29,2008 3:22pm
Eating mozzarella with Sisqo
I put on my thong for him
And then I land on his cock
With my pussy lips hanging low


lol @ mozzarella/Sisqo reference



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 29,2008 3:55pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
Shhhhhhh


LOL WUT?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 29,2008 4:10pm
THE LAND BEFORE COCKS



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Aug 29,2008 4:23pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Martins said[orig][quote]
Shhhhhhh


LOL WUT?


Oh sorry. I meant "Shhhhhhhhhhit this is funny!"



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 29,2008 11:09pm
people were slammin out to this shit in the breakroom today at work.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 29,2008 11:37pm
the breakdown room



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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 31,2008 11:21pm



toggletoggle post by timma at Sep 1,2008 9:02am
archaeon said[orig][quote]


Pretty sure that slut in the background is about to land on a cock.

Or already did...one of the two.



toggletoggle post by RyanPlegics  at Sep 1,2008 1:12pm
The slut in the high chair?



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 1,2008 1:29pm
hahaha. kudos.



toggletoggle post by timma at Sep 1,2008 2:11pm
Clearly...who did you think I meant?



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Sep 4,2008 4:40pm
gotta bump this



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 4,2008 6:42pm
With permission from the fellas, I'll try to make another one of these this weekend. We have tons o' footage of Mark breaking out his million voices.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 4,2008 7:21pm
the land before cocks didn't suck dick



toggletoggle post by timma at Oct 15,2008 7:04pm
I just watched this yet again, and felt it was entirely worth a random bump.

Fucking awesome.




toggletoggle post by archaeon at Oct 15,2008 7:10pm
WITH MY PUSSY LIPS



toggletoggle post by timma at Oct 15,2008 7:47pm
HANGING LOW!

Landonacawk.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 15,2008 7:54pm
Anyone planning on attending the matinee this Sunday at the Brickhouse should learn the words and sing it with us.



toggletoggle post by timma at Oct 15,2008 8:22pm
What do you think I'm doing right now? Preparing for the presidential debate? Contributing to society? Paying bills?

No, I am learning Land On A Cock.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Oct 15,2008 8:30pm
i need to practice it too



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Oct 15,2008 9:20pm
I know it by heart. or by cock....



toggletoggle post by AfterWorldObliteration   at Oct 16,2008 4:58pm
when does the show start sunday?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Oct 16,2008 5:03pm
4

I'll drive you if you promise to land on my cock



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 16,2008 5:04pm edited Oct 16,2008 5:06pm



toggletoggle post by AfterWorldObliteration   at Oct 16,2008 8:11pm
thanks mark. grant, my birthdays saturday, so i'll just land on your cock with my pussy lips and we'll call it a deal. who else is coming?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Oct 16,2008 8:33pm
As of right now, only Robin Lowe, whose some goofy dude who loves land on a cock and he wants to do the sing along hahaha.

maybe lefman if he ever calls me bac.?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 7,2008 1:51pm
bump



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Nov 7,2008 1:54pm
barack obama is making me cheat on rttp with lambgoat



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 7,2008 1:55pm
I have two lovers always



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Nov 7,2008 1:57pm
you sexy little devil you



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 7,2008 2:06pm
my e-cock is in demand



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 9,2008 11:23pm
I should upload the other song we did silly ass vocals to.



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Nov 10,2008 1:03am
YES DO IT, AND LIVE VIDEOS IF THEY EXIST, INFINITELY YES



toggletoggle post by gslizzle at Sep 6,2009 12:56pm
this is my america



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Sep 6,2009 1:03pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
I should upload the other song we did silly ass vocals to.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 6,2009 1:39pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]



I want you to create a worm hole using cocks and transport this show to October 2009 so I can look forward to it







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