If customers complained, he said, employees were instructed to "make it as difficult as possible" for them to get their money back. In some cases, Teegarden said, Warshak required customers to produce a notarized statement from a doctor certifying Enzyte did not work.

"He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis," Teegarden said.


http://consumerist.com/5043005/whos-smilin...yte-scammer-gets-25-years-in-prison

hahaha

good I'm sick of those stupid commercials, same running (erect) gag

ha what a prick

I had friends who worked in their customer service debt. funny stories all around about angry dudes with un-embiggend schlongs.

ha! thats a fucking riot. just like insurance Customer service. They're trained to make you feel like you dont have a claim and your wasting their time.

honestly though, anyone who believed this should be scammed. Its like me telling people that it will make them grow taller. If you buy into it, your basically scamming yourself. Its like all the shit in the back of the boy scout magazines, none of it worked, and the adds claimed that it did all KINDS of shit.

Wierd haven't thought about boy scout magazines in a while. They sold: Sea Horses, black head removers, ninja stars, go carts (some assembly required), pocket knives, and i am SURE a plethera of other crap that didnt work.No one sued them, or put them in Jail. (Except for touching boys)

well... it's bigger
and youre not ashamed to admit that?
"NO!"

This shit never worked for me. I wanted to get to at least 4".... Now I'll never get my money back...

still running the commercials... saw one last night.

yeah i agree, if you are stupid enough to buy this, then you deserve to have your money taken. like those foot pads that draw out chemicals and bad vibes. you are a fucking retard if you think for one second anything other than "wow, thats fucking stupid".

I actually know a dude at work who used to have terrible joint pain and uses those now and says he feels like he has mountain dew running through his veins.

maybe it's placebo effect

one thing will get bigger, his asshole in jail