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New site? Maybe some day. 
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LET'S GET THIS PAHTY STAHTID! |
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Swedish guidos = more lame than regular guidos |
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Dude, there was another guido thread on Sherdog that was fucking unreal. If I can find it, I'll post it, it was unfuckingbelievable. |
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| Swedish guidos = more lame than regular guidos |
Actually, judging by the pictures of the Swedos (I coined that one!) it's more like, "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!" |
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| Swedish guidos = more lame than regular guidos |
My girl is actually from Sweden, and upon my visit to that blessed place in August, I found out about these Swede gueeeeds.
They are actually called Brats. I guess to be a "Brat," you have to live completely off of your parents' credit cards, have a sweet ass apartment in the most fashionable part of Stockholm, and dress in close to the same clothes as USA guidos.
I'm pretty sure I met a few of them, but they didn't seem as personally terrible as the ones we have. They look just as terrible, however. |
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it would be awesome if someone got a pair of cordless buzz clippers, put on a Richard Nixon Halloween mask and ran through one of these clubs shaving as many of those stupid fucking haircuts as they could. |
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and now its cool for guys to make that stupid fucking kissy face in every photo like all of the fake plastic cunts they party with? Corona fo lyfe yo. |
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Why would anyone do that to themselves? Is this fallout from 'The Sopranos'? |
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| Why would anyone do that to themselves? Is this fallout from 'The Sopranos'? |
Even the Sopranos weren't that douchebaggy.
Tony would would just call them a bunch of faggots that fell asleep in a tanning booth and then rob them blind. |
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the broads are even funnier than the dudes to me. i actually give a sick blowout haircut lol bc my baby bro went through a guido phase.. their girlfriends are unreal.. and some hair extensions clients are a trip.
this is my friend janelle (far right) and her guido loving friends.
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it just blows my mind that they gather together and all look like that. i mean that is the way it is with almost all facets of life, go to a metal show and everyone pretty much looks the same, but a group of guys standing around with long hair and black illegible t-shirts on isn't even remotely the same. if i ever have a son i'll let him do what he wants in terms of image, if you want to look like a goof then fine, but this is unacceptable. GUYS DON'T MAKE KISSY FACES! |
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at least most people who do the metal image thing are kids
guido's dress like this for years and years and years |
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hahahaha the other day this guy i work with offered to give me a ride to the train station, so since i'm lazy i accepted, and this dude was the poster child for guidos. he had it all, including gray hair in his do. so he starts bragging about all these parties he went to over the weekend, and how they were college parties at UMASS Amherst. he was going on and on as if he was the life of the party, and as if its cool for a guy well into his 30's to be at college parties. oh did i mention he has gray hair? i also work with a girl who has "i only like Guidos" stamped across her forehead. |
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Someone photoshop Dwyer as a guido. |
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GOIN D'JAIS IN MY CAR B-E-L-M-A-AAAAH
I can't wait to watch this on fuckin youtube |
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they dance like leprechauns. |
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How in the hell did this become the norm? |
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the broads are even funnier than the dudes to me. i actually give a sick blowout haircut lol bc my baby bro went through a guido phase.. their girlfriends are unreal.. and some hair extensions clients are a trip.
this is my friend janelle (far right) and her guido loving friends.
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post their tits. |
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I'm sure you can find them anywhere.
and in 5 years, they will look like an orange leather handbag. |
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the guy on the right looks like:
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| Swedish guidos = more lame than regular guidos |
Nah...
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how dare those assholes insult our heritage like that. fuckin fuck sticks.
oh wait. i'm 50% swedish and 25% italian. that makes ME a sweedo. FUCK! |
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Oh man, so good!
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vs.
TITLE BOUT IN NIAGARA FAILS.
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I look much better now with the shaved head / beard than I did with the ponytail / clean shaven...
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john unless you have a blow out and a fake tan theres no reason to post pics of yourself.. you over do it. |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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| john unless you have a blow out and a fake tan theres no reason to post pics of yourself.. you over do it. |
Someone finally said it. |
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Hey guys, here's a pic of me with every person with a vagina I've ever met. I hang out with girls, everybody. I do! |
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Dwyer is a guido without the blowout and fake tan. |
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| pics of yourself... you over do it. |
Um, your myspace is like 7000 pictures of mostly you, you and you!
Barely any of my pictures are of just me.
And stop trying to police the internets!  |
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hey john... thats MYspace  k thanks have a good night. |
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| john unless you have a blow out and a fake tan theres no reason to post pics of yourself.. you over do it. |
Someone finally said it. |
I said that a while ago. |
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so who wants to start a band called conqueerthefaggogay? |
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mark and i are already starting a band called the retarded red bearded cyclops with six vaginas. and or the heart attacks. seeing as though i dont play any instruments we have a ton of openeings for new members. |
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You should fill this out:
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Either way, everyone knows John should stop posting pictures of himself and start posting pictures of him and other dudes naked.
Wut? |
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that picture may honestly be the greatest thing i've ever seen. ever. |
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hahah I just showed all my roommates this thread and they shat themselves and then smoked some weed. |
 
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