http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/...olice-station-falls-asleep-car.html

ya know, rapists like this give the rest of us a bad name.
what an unprofessional douche

wow, musta been some good pussy...


the setup:
Violent rape, inside car. (attacker busts through window, restrains women, forces entry into car/vagina)

Rapist- *finishes and sits down in passenger seat.
-"so, sorry about all the aggression, you got a smoke on ya?"

woman-umm... *sobs* "in the glove box"

Rapist-"nice, thanks. So, what kinda music you listen to? Do you have a boyfriend? I know we got off on the wrong foot, but you really made an impression on me."

Woman-"um, what? you just raped me. You know that right?"

Rapist- *snore...snore*

woman- "haha, serves you right fucker, to the police we go."

this had me dying

hahaha!
amazing storytelling jimbo.

the only other thing i can think of with this story is that the guy was narcoleptic.

if that ain't the case, i'm just baffled

If she was armed, this never would have happened.

hahaha, had to slip that in their.

Unless he was armed too.

his gun was bigger than hers.

i have a gun in my face... let me reach for my gun

Would have been sweeter if the ending was a little more "I Spit On Your Grave" and some random, half-dead and freshly-castrated fuckhead was found on the side of the road.

That's the last time I wolf down a box of Benadryl before I go out for a night on the town.

that movie was great.
"take off your panties you little fucking cunt"
haha, kiefer sutherland as a creepy rapist, amazing