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returntothepit >> discuss >> who's going bald? by balding on Nov 12,2008 6:39pm
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toggletoggle post by balding at Nov 12,2008 6:39pm
me



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Nov 12,2008 6:48pm
Have been for a while, so that is why I started shaving my head in 2003 (I think.)



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 12,2008 6:50pm
i wish to remain in denial



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 12,2008 7:03pm
I'm not yet but I have a feeling I will start balding at some point in the future.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Nov 12,2008 7:08pm
Had no choice. The skullet was well on the way.



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Nov 12,2008 7:09pm
I'm starting. Every male on both my mother and fathers side went bald. So.....it's a guarantee with me. I do notice what seems like a little bit more hair than should be falling out when i shower. I'm talking like single strands, not clumps. But still i've only got so many and my hair population is slowly falling day by day. I'll probably be balding by 27ish and definately full on cue ball by mid 30s



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 12,2008 7:14pm
Me. Slowy but surely.

Once that's gone, no more women. (or men or animals, if you were going to make a joke)



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Nov 12,2008 7:14pm
my friend is 23 and hes like 40 year old dude bald. poor guy...



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 12,2008 7:20pm
My hairline has been slowly receding since I was 19; most people don't notice but I sure as fuck do. Now I'm noticing that the rest of my hair is thinning, not just my hairline. Rogaine here I come!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2008 7:30pm
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[Nov 12,2008 6:50pm - FuckIsMySignature]
i wish to remain in denial



toggletoggle post by TheAccursedDrummer  at Nov 12,2008 9:32pm
Have been for a long time, fuck it. Grey hairs are starting to pop up now, as if the disappearing ones weren't mockery enough. Fuck.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2008 9:36pm
when I shave my head, im going to look like the chicken lady meets mr potato. so stuppid. where are my mutigenic pills made from hampster sperm that I butter my anus liberally with and it grows hair everywhere? lame.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 12,2008 9:40pm
there's only like one bald dude in my whole extended family. I think he lost most of his hair because he sold it for coke.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2008 10:08pm
funny, no one in my family really went bald but once I started thinning, I noticed plenty of fiveheads.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Nov 12,2008 10:18pm
I try to avoid thinking about this subject



toggletoggle post by Frank Shamrock at Nov 13,2008 1:11am
Start in with the Rogaine before you're actually bald. It will retain the hair you still have.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 13,2008 4:51am
sxealex said[orig][quote]
my friend is 23 and hes like 40 year old dude bald. poor guy...


you don't know me!

seriously, though, i think i started losing it freshman or sophomore year. no lie.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 13,2008 7:13am
Already accepted it by shaving my noggin two years ago.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Nov 13,2008 8:04am
I have a bunch of greys. When I was about 23 my hairline receeded a bit and then stopped. Been the same ever since. Every male on my mother's side is totally bald. They hate me. Even my little brother seems to be getting hit. Fortunately, I take after my dad. I think its willpower. I just fucking refuse to go bald.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 13,2008 8:22am
I've got plenty of hair on my head, and so does everyone on my mother's side so I'm not worried at that.

What I do have are weird sporadic bald spots on my legs. I don't mind them because I'm a hairy Italian motherfucker. But I have no idea what the cause of it is, and whenever I try to look it up I just get results for dogs, cats and hamsters. Anybody ever heard of this?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 13,2008 8:35am
I have hair, but am beginning to spawn a monkey butt (FAIL). Also many greys on the sides. Probably I will be dead soon, probably.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 13,2008 8:36am
*reluctantly raises hand*



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Nov 13,2008 8:37am
my dad/moms dad/dads dad/all my uncles were bald by 24 at the latest. So i am breaking the mold.....i use rogaine, so maybe that's why. Anyways, i like hair.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 13,2008 9:25am
my younger brother's got a full head of hair, but has a reed richards thing going on. I keep telling him you can't just for men hair onto your head so be happy. I don't think I have a monkey's butt going on cause I can't see back there. I do have a wicked fade though.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 13,2008 10:36am
i'm 27 and my hair is as thick as it has always been. my dad started balding at about 22 and now is 100% bald on top. my younger brother is starting to show signs of it. i have way more traits from my moms side, and her father has a full head of hair at 85. my bro has all the traits from my dads side, and all the males are bald. i really dodged a bullet on this one.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 13,2008 1:14pm
"Going?" That shit's done been gone, nucca. I first noticed it on my 24th birthday - and it's not the horseshoe, which I could deal with, or the spot, which isn't so terrible, but the whole damn top of my head. Lucky I a) got all the long hair and mohawks and whatnot out of my system, and b) got used to shaving my head early.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 13,2008 1:15pm
My brother got the grey hair, I got the bald. Little fucker.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 13,2008 1:26pm edited Nov 13,2008 1:26pm
my hair is thick and is difficult to cut.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 13,2008 1:28pm
i probably won't go bald. my uncles on both sides aren't bald, my grandfather on my mother's side had hair, and my dad's hair is really think and is still mostly brown.



toggletoggle post by Seth at Nov 13,2008 1:52pm
Nope, never !



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 13,2008 3:19pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
my hair is thick and is difficult to cut.


haha yeah you don't fit the criteria for baldness. my hair is also like cable.



toggletoggle post by theaccursedvokillist  at Nov 13,2008 4:01pm
Ive been going bald since the 4th grade, so in highschool i started shaving it. I tried once after that to grow it out, but damn i looked homeless.



toggletoggle post by darkwor at Nov 13,2008 4:11pm
the white mane i've been blessed with is slowly fading away but i'm not worried about going bald one bit, and i'm also not cutting it short until it goes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 13,2008 4:22pm
slapshot needs to write songs about skullet army



toggletoggle post by darkwor at Nov 13,2008 4:33pm

skullet of the year



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 13,2008 10:46pm
FUN FACT

The gene for male pattern baldness travels in females.
Thank your moms, boys. I know I already have.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Nov 13,2008 10:53pm
Started losing mine at 19, been shaving for 5 years now.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 13,2008 11:19pm
Dankill, does "FUN FACT" mean the same thing as "hilariously wrong and inacurate"? Especially, seeing as that is disproven as a flat earth and spontaneous generation.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 14,2008 7:27am
Dankill said[orig][quote]
FUN FACT

The gene for male pattern baldness travels in females.
Thank your moms, boys. I know I already have.


i've always heard that, but my dad's side has all the baldness, and my mom's has none. i'm most likely never going to go bald, but my brother is already.



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at Nov 15,2008 11:02am
Finally realized the facts after this last attempt at growing my hair out.The longer it got, the balder I looked. Bicc'd it three days ago, I'm too sexy for my hair.



toggletoggle post by tylor at Nov 15,2008 11:14am
not me, got a mean widows peak though



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 15,2008 11:50am
Just shave it if you are going bald. I do not see why people make a big deal out of hair loss. I see those commercials about hair loss, and it is always a bunch of pathetic losers complaining, then in the next clip: "Look at me, I can swim again."
Haha, pathetic.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 15,2008 7:23pm
yeah, i don't see the big deal. i probably won't go bald, but if i did, i'd just shave it. it's a natural part of life, so there shouldn't be any stigma attached.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 15,2008 7:40pm
our culture is obsessed with eternal youth.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Nov 15,2008 9:28pm
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
I have a bunch of greys. When I was about 23 my hairline receeded a bit and then stopped. Been the same ever since. Every male on my mother's side is totally bald. They hate me. Even my little brother seems to be getting hit. Fortunately, I take after my dad. I think its willpower. I just fucking refuse to go bald.


you're the anti-Howard



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 16,2008 12:35am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Just shave it if you are going bald. I do not see why people make a big deal out of hair loss. I see those commercials about hair loss, and it is always a bunch of pathetic losers complaining, then in the next clip: "Look at me, I can swim again."
Haha, pathetic.


I personally hate the way I look with a shaved head. Plus it bothers me personally to see that my hair is going at a young age; I don't give a fuck what others think.



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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 17,2008 3:22pm
that's their special, its called "The Douchebag".



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Nov 17,2008 3:25pm
the chick in that picture looks mildly retarded.
or very drunk



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