The other day, I'm delivering to an old folks home. I gotta use the bathroom. So, I go in the obscenely large handicapped bathroom for 1. I'm doin my business and the lights go out. I wave my arms around and the lights go back on. Ok. Sensor lights. The lights go back out after another minute or so. Again, I wave my arms around but it took a good 10 seconds or so. I'm just about to finish up and the lights go out again. After waving my arms for a while I get fed up and start moving around to catch the sensor. Just then, the maintenance man opens the door, the lights immediately go on, and all he sees is a mailman with his pants down flailing his arms around. Yay!!!
Apparently, he was on his way in to fix that and assumed nobody was in the bathroom because the lights were off. Which is why he used his keys instead of knocking first.
As embarrassing as it was it seemed worth repeating. Even if nobody gives two shits.
