Experience MARCH MADNESS at RELAPSE.COM! Buy 1 CD RELEASED ON RELAPSE RECORDS and Get Another CD RELEASED ON RELAPSE RECORDS FREE, with absolutely no limit! Plus every order receives a FREE poster and a chance to score autographed CDs, posters, shirts, and more! This sale DOES NOT APPLY to any CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records.

Relapse Records is proud to give back to our loyal fans during these rough economic times by bringing you these insane deals on the pantheon of extreme metal. Screw tax cuts and job creation, let's bang our heads instead! Here is the deal:

1. Purchase any CD RELEASED ON RELAPSE RECORDS and Get Another CD RELEASED ON RELAPSE RECORDS of equal or lesser value FREE. Absolutely NO LIMIT. You MUST list alternates for your free CD selection. If you do not list alternates and your selection is out of stock, we will add a CD of our choosing.
2. This does not apply to releases in 2009. For example: You cannot order Obscura and get Tombs. But you can order Obscura and get a Nasum CD.
3. This sale DOES NOT APPLY to any CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records.
4. Orders may receive a free RELAPSE artist poster while supplies last. (* Poster will be folded to fit into mailer)
5. Random orders will be selected to include autographed versions of the CD ordered, autographed posters, rare vinyl, or other special items we choose to include (* while supplies last)
6. Orders over $100 (before shipping costs) will include a FREE T-Shirt or autographed CD of our choosing (* while supplies last)
7. PLEASE NOTE: All orders must specify in the comments section which title(s) you wish to receive for free. You DO NOT need to add the CD you want for free to your cart. Simply specify it in the comments. If ordering over $100 please also include shirt size.
8. Due to the nature of the sale, free UPS upgrades will be suspended for the duration of the sale.

does this offer apply to any CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records?

ahem.

OH OKAI

I'm wondering if someone can clear this up....
can I get this deal for CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records?

LOL

what was the question

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So if I buy a CD from KOCH Records I can get one free?

I'll be able to complete my Dipset album collection

I think you can just waiting for sean to clear this confusion up.

SEAN, HELP US OUT HERE

What about cassingles released on Earache Records?

I think if he would just tell us if CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records are part of this sale we would know the answer to all these questions. CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records that is and everything else of that kind of shit.

Parla usted Inglese?

SM:10

I wonder if phonograph cylinders of jazzy rags are buy one get one free.

you're not even trying anymore, i expect more out of you all.

i gave up on ever knowing if CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records would be available for this offer.

I'd like to purchase sheet music of all my favorite race musicians but it'd be most excelsior if there was some sort of "purchase a single sheet and receive a second sheet free of charge" customer incentive programme

In all seriousness, this is a good deal, but I'm trying to figure out how to order correctly. I really wish they specified if CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records are part of this sale. This would be so much easier.

Does this apply to CDs RELEASED on Relapse Records but not RE-RELEASED?

Shit...this is quite paradoxical...

I'll ask Relapse and get back to you.

so does this special apply to CDs NOT RELEASED by relapse? I'm just asking because I don't think it's been cleared yet. Hope so. I'll order so many fucking CDs if you can BOGO CDs that are NOT RELEASED on relapse.

Of their choosing?! this is madness!!@#

"We're sorry your selection of General Surgery is out of stock, we chose to send you Black Dahlia Murder instead. Haha pwnd"

do they fuck you by sending you a CD you didn't order with CDs RELEASED on Relapse Records or with CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records?

hey guys, do you know where CDs NOT RELEASED on relapse records can be purchased at a deal?

apart from the loljoke going on this is a pretty good deal.

What about CSDO tapes?

As long as it has a drag race car on it, it's inclusive to the deal.

does this apply to cds with dragsters on them or just tapes? if i don't list a funnycar as an alternate are they going to send me a cd with a motocross bike or maybe even an indy car on it? DO NOT WANT

they better not send me an 8 track with a guy jumping up and down on a pogo stick on the cover just because the dragster tapes are out of stock.

Hahaha - this thread rules. Labels are getting desperate -- here's one from Century Media:

Oh how times are changing. We all want a little bit more from our hard earned buck, right? Lucky for you, CM Distro knows what's up, and we want to reward our loyal customers with some awesome free goods! During the month of March if you spend 75 dollars or more, you can add a FREE CM Distro T-shirt Grab Bag (Featuring 5 shirts) or a CM Distro CD Grab Bag (featuring 10 CDs) to your order once you're ready to check out. T-shirt grab bags will be available for sizes Small - Extra Large. Both the shirts and CDs are hand selected by our amazing warehouse staff and are sure to be a big hit with everyone they come in contact with.

Choose which grab bag to add to your order during the checkout process after you have spent a total of $75 (before tax and shipping costs have been applied).

*Grab bag disclaimer: All t-shirts are Century Family t-shirts ONLY. T-shirt selection may vary & will change periodically. Please not, CDs are "cut-outs" and may have store price tags on them, but all CDs are new and have not been played. All CDs are Century Family releases ONLY.

"Grab Bag" translation: HAI GUISE THANX FOR THE 5 WIKKED SIC CRADLE OF FILTH T-SHIRTS + CDS!!!1!!!

just made my Relapse order

lulz at century media

is that century media grab bag deal century media family releases ONLY or could i get a few relapse CDs in my grab bag?

I'm pretty sure CM has done the grab bag thing before...it definitely sounds familiar

Can you get CM releases with the Relapse deal or does this offer apply to any CDs NOT RELEASED on Relapse Records or CSDO tapes?

I think if you buy 5 CSDO cassettes you get a CM grab bag with 2 Relapse CDs and then run over by a dragster if you are wearing a COF t-shirt.

you forgot to add the "or you are a pussy"

PUT CDS NOT RELEASED ON RELAPSE RECORDS IN CENTURY MEDIA FAMILY T SHIRT GRAB BAGS WITHOUT DRAGSTERS AND A POGOSTICK OR CENTURY MEDIA AND RELAPSE RECORDS ARE A PUSSY.

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I'm sorry, let's never fight again...or you are a pussy.