http://www.myspace.com/boarcorpse

So our final mix is up, there could still be minor adjustments, but this is pretty much it. Let me know what ya think.

listen to "SUFFERING BASTARD"

it seems that for now the old version is still up there as well, but just ignore that one.

geez, wait a second, I'm working on it.

um, how about giving us a description of your band? maybe i'd be more inclined to go check your stuff out.

hahahaha

kisses

geez blue, that sounds really familiar...so here goes:

Our stuff would be categorized as grooved out extreme metal. Influences include Arsis, Decapitated, Meshuggah, Dillinger, The Faceless, Nile, Burnt By The Sun, Cattle Decapitation.

myspace is compressing the shit out of it. I'm trying to make a version that sounds a little cleaner.

that's myspizzle for ya, it still sounds good though.

shitti deafcore.

yep, we get that ALL the time. We all believe that "Suicide Silence" is the best group of musicians to ever set foot on earth.... wait, WTF?

sounds awesome

sweet, thanks for listening. MarkfuckingRichards is doing the artwork for it, we should have our 3 song out with the month.

This shit is killer man, kudos.

I also did gurgles and shit.

i did some backing vocals as well

I danced around naked.

we went back in a time machine and molested grant

why wasn't I invited?

well i guess we could all just molest him at the age he is now, but it wouldnt be as delicious. . .

that's like saying ice cream is bad. it's just never true.

that shit sounds fucking brutal, mmm bacon

.... our biggest collective influence has always been bacon.

boarcorpse is definitely the most brutal way to describe bacon, i should ask for it next time i'm at denny's

Don't settle for anything less, ask for Boarcorpse.

It's thanks to me this band is called Boarcorpse. They were afraid to go with it until i said it was awesome. Kiss my dick.

we play all the music, but Mr. Horror composes all of our songs... we just TRY and play to his standards.

I invented everything because I'm a champion and everyone else is a faggot.

It's true. The US patent office has a box marked "Horror" and it's always filled with papers. I heard the shamwow guy pays royalties.

And I still stay you guys should change the name. Something cool like deviated septum or something sweet liek that.

Hypochondriasis is the jimmy jam.....siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

I still think BoarCorpse should start a street team called The BoarCorps.

gayest.....idea.....ever.... i like it!

Hey kids, don't forget to check out the tune,.

good stuff jimbo.

yea, even though he doesn't like Nasum

yea..tisk tisk tisk


^_^

btw the rusty you missed a killer show on friday @ umass. you would've had a blast.

Friday night classes have been a bummer...we were originally asked to play that show, and I couldn't

yea i hear ya.

i dunno if you guys realize it, but your "shooting the shit" in the middle of my shameless self promotion. What gives?

JK, keep bumping this shit jigga!!

sorry Jimbo lol


BOARCORPSE 4EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

lol sowwy jim

no prob. Hey Reim, does the song remind you of anyone?

the end of Hypochondriasis is INSANE. Like a storm of boiling bacon grease. Can't wait to hear it NOT on myspace. Great work dudes!!

Thanks mr. j wor... that's a great metaphor, it needs to be used

I gotta say I doubted Terrence's vocal abilities after hearing the Ouch demo a couple years back, but I'm slapping myself now, he's a fucking monster, can hold up to absolutely any extreme vocalist but maintains his manic, spastic style. He hereby gets the Most Improved Vocalist award.

bumped for a good metaphor, and a most improved vocalist award.

up

Hypochondriasis is absolutely disgusting...that shit fuckin COOKS.

Jim, you are a goddamn machine.

Sounds pretty sick.

Lyrics please?

I just uploaded the lyrics to the first tune on myspace but I can't figure out where you're supposed to see them. What am I missing?

I give the title of this thread a b-

yoga flame!

oh hi there.

timma said:
"Hypochondriasis is absolutely disgusting...that shit fuckin COOKS.

Jim, you are a goddamn machine."


And you sure know how to make a guy blush. "that shit fucking cooks" is like the nicest thing i've ever heard.

b...

ump

stuff sounds good btw jimbo.

Tanks

hi

yup, cds soon.

True:
"[May 3,2009 7:17pm - markrichardsmobile ]
I also did gurgles and shit.
____________________________
[May 3,2009 7:35pm - Dave_Maggot]
i did some backing vocals as well."

Not True:
"[May 3,2009 7:38pm - archaeon]
I danced around naked.
____________________________
[May 3,2009 7:40pm - Dave_Maggot]
we went back in a time machine and molested grant"

I've been working quite diligently on the artwork tonight...I don't think I've ever drawn so many nipples, snot rockets and blood squiggles in my entire fucking life, I shit you not.

Is it supposed to?

no. Just looking for a comparison, mainly to help answer when people ask me. (i always feel dumb for not having a good answer.)

I find this very hard to believe, Mr. Richards.

psychodelicdeathgrind

i like it, although i think the psychedelic only refers to me.

Jimbo, you ever check out Electro Quarterstaff?

I did, and i like it.

I think the instrumentals of Hypochondriasis are reminiscent of EQ...which is a good thing

I dunno if i see that, but thank you nonetheless.

*wink*

hey there, big guy!

sweet mustache partner.

didn't think you'd notice.

Give me my artwork first. :(

This band is heartless and delusional.

A little bit of A, a little bit of B

The Boarcorpse art has already been in production for weeks...but don't worry, I'm multitasking. I'll have your shizzle done on Tuesday at the absolute latest.

"[May 8,2009 11:57am - Martins]
This band is heartless and delusional.:"

I resent that, I most certainly am not delusional.

bump

If anyone's not busy tomorrow, check this stuff out, we're playing at 7:45 @ Great Scott (check out the thread).

bump for our set in Worcester on Thurday at Ralphs.

BEST FUCKING BELIEVE

sexy believe.

Good stuff, Jim.