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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: Males and females who wear/own sunglasses the size of your face... by Pires on Aug 21,2009 1:38pm
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toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 21,2009 1:38pm
Please fuck off and die. Especially the guys. Your homoerotic actions are making me an angry panda. Also, guys who wear their shirts half on/off. Fuck off and die too.

/rant



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 21,2009 1:47pm
it started out as a hipster thing to do, but the men who are too afraid to look like a full-blown hipster are just comfortable with the shades.
I agree, it's pathetic, and I can't stand trendy people



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 21,2009 1:53pm
Girls wear sunglasses to mirror the relative size of their vagina. Big glasses means lonely hot dog down a windy mangled hallway.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 21,2009 2:00pm
hm.. I need bigger glasses to make my forehead look smaller.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Aug 21,2009 2:01pm
I don't trust people who wear sunglasses, especially those who wear them at night.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 21,2009 2:05pm
I do that so I can so I can.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 21,2009 2:07pm
i had a funny feeling someone would reference 80s pop here.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 21,2009 2:08pm
Cory Hart does it so he can, so he can.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 21,2009 2:09pm
always wanted to try those sunglasses they that make your vision "HD"



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Aug 21,2009 2:10pm
just eat acid.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 21,2009 2:12pm
been wearing 3d glasses lately because I was inspired by one of biff's infamous henchmen.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 21,2009 2:16pm
OBEY



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Aug 21,2009 2:16pm
JUST PUT ON THE FUCKING GLASSES!!



toggletoggle post by scumfuck at Aug 21,2009 2:19pm
MikeOv said[orig][quote]
JUST PUT ON THE FUCKING GLASSES!!


win.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 21,2009 2:39pm
how is that a win and mine isnt



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Aug 21,2009 2:42pm
direct reference to glasses.
shut up.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 21,2009 2:49pm
my future is too bright... so i gotta wear shades



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 21,2009 2:55pm
ugh, I just realized the rev beat me to the exact same joke. I am shamed.



toggletoggle post by cav at Aug 21,2009 2:56pm
who has a picture of officer pires with those huge sunglasses he wore a couple summers ago!?!




toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 21,2009 3:10pm
cav said[orig][quote]
who has a picture of officer pires with those huge sunglasses he wore a couple summers ago!?!



haha those old lady glasses I got at walmart? Man, where the fuck are those things?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 21,2009 3:18pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
been wearing 3d glasses lately because I was inspired by one of biff's infamous henchmen.


get outta here spook! this doesn't concern you!



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Aug 21,2009 3:27pm
another dumb thread. i'm sure the person who started this wears cargos.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 21,2009 3:30pm
aw, looks like he hit a little close to home.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 21,2009 3:31pm
YEAH, FUCK THAT GUY AND ALL OF HIS POCKETS



toggletoggle post by ri legislature at Aug 21,2009 3:33pm
why dont you like trends, if it wasnt for trends you would have found music, food or work.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 21,2009 3:33pm
haha, i don't think i've owned a pair of jean shorts since like 1994



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 21,2009 3:35pm
ri%20legislature said[orig][quote]
why dont you like trends, if it wasnt for trends you would have found music, food or work.


so trends kept him from finding music, food and work?



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Aug 21,2009 3:38pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
haha, i don't think i've owned a pair of jean shorts since like 1994


Owning jean shorts is the best thing ever.

Old jeans + Scissors = Jean Shorts.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Aug 21,2009 3:39pm
MadOakDevin said[orig][quote]
another dumb thread. i'm sure the person who started this wears cargos.


CORRECT.

"Honey, I love you, but you've got clothes like a fucking dickhead."




toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Aug 21,2009 3:40pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
YEAH, FUCK THAT GUY AND ALL OF HIS POCKETS

hahahaha. i should use that next time i have to make fun of some yeah-dudes. "yo...sick pockets brah"



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Aug 21,2009 3:51pm
MadOakDevin said[orig][quote]
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
YEAH, FUCK THAT GUY AND ALL OF HIS POCKETS

hahahaha. i should use that next time i have to make fun of some yeah-dudes. "yo...sick pockets brah"


In defense of Poppa Pires, he isn't a yeah-brah, but he sure loves him some pockets.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Aug 21,2009 3:52pm
Pires is my soulmate, so y'all can develop blood clots in your legs.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 21,2009 4:21pm
Fight my pockets or you're a pussy. But don't fight me. That wouldn't be cool.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 21,2009 4:47pm
I wear my aviators with pride and have even before they were cool.



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