do you fantasize about anyone/scenario - or do you just sorta zone out and enjoy?

There are females here?

there should be. if I'm the only one then I guess I'll never know the answer to my question.

Out of my treefort, hussy!

guess my quest for knowledge has been proven futile.

what is this, the iVillage forums?

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?!

I think about dudes with big dicks.

Oh shit, this is for chicks. REV DELETE MY POST!!!!

I gave it up, for real.

No super duper shockers?

since i'm new to this message board i didn't realize that there are so few women on here.

oh well.

You get Pam, Mallika, and Carina.

I think aside from them you're by yourself.

and me

Add Samantha to that list too.

why is that? is it actual lack of metal chicks or lack of interest in the site?

Do you count as two?

kinda

Have you paid any attention to what us assholes say on here all the time?

Or one and a half.

Sometimes the singer of Energy posts as "McGunk"

I smell a sitcom! One and a half vaginas.

yes, but what does that matter? if anything I come here to laugh my ass off.

I'm just sayin...RTTP is not very vagina-friendly.

To answer your question though Ivory, I like to stick to memories or crushes. But, I quit, so it makes the actual thing that much better.

I completely agree. I get all my important 'news' from RTTP.

I use this site to find out about shows, laugh, and look at the rev's pics. I guess my point is I'm just surprised more women don't do the same.

I usually listen to Def Leppard "Love Bites" and imagine Dana DeArmond giving me a right proper queening.

well excuse me for infringing on your circle jerk.

i don't trust people who don't masturbate or swear.

YUCK! There's a girl in here!

and I've got coodies, too.

They're called STDs after you turn 14.

ha.

LOL

Shannon and Blue, too.

Girls post here for a while and then they get down with a dude and leave. classic scenario. What about mydeaddoll, granny monster, shatteredliz, othniel77, ma dukes

Blue gets down with dudes all the time. Still can't get rid of her.

There's ALWAYS an exception to the rule, Brian.

RTTP brings the hook-ups

well I already have one. so you're gonna have to try real hard to get rid of me, sorry.

RTTP: your source for transgressive erotica

To answer your question: I think only of Bova.

You have no reason to trust me. I am a woman.

I'm shocked afeministwoman hasn't posted in this thread yet

correct - never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days but doesnt die.

to answer the question....i don't actually masturbate...i wind up having these dreams and orgasm in my sleep...usually quite strong that i wake up...and i'm NOT touching myself...it's pretty cool...been happening for quite some time now.

lol @ Aaron fondiling you when you're sound asleep

hah!

I think Mark keeps her away from the computer unless she wants to taste the backomehand. Not my hand, his hand.

this thread is lacking in tits.

rttp is lacking in ladies.

lol dude, EL OH EL

wat

lacking in ladies because of

TITS OF GTFO!

tits or gtfo

You must be new to women.

And I zone out.

You're never getting rid of me.

and with facebook, it seems that you are closer than ever.

I forgot about jessica and dirtycrayon.

moar blackmetalady

Lisa M.I.A.

well on behalf of vaginas (well mine anyways) i just make my husband do it for me..... on the rare occasion he isnt around i rely on imagination....

if only more men would show women their place..... the world would be such a better place

Yup.

she wants me. but who doesnt?

GODDAMMIT. I was late to the party.
SCOOPED AGAIN.



What about Co-wy?

Filled with sexual tension thread is filled with sexual tension.

All women on this site must post nudes

She looks like she's made some excellent life choices.

I'm pretty sure YOU IM'd me 100 years ago on MSN(?) so you have no one to blame but yourself.

wtf, why doesn't that happen to me?

I thought it was ICQ.

It happens to me... and by that, I mean that she wants to go to sleep to get off where as I want to get off to go to sleep.

I don't think so, I've downloaded ICQ like once and never used it. Pretty sure it was MSN.

Girls don't masturbate. They only get off when they turn a 3 point turn into a 9 point turn.

that explains so much

I've only 3-point turned once. I did it right, but I did it on someone's front lawn. My bad.

hahahah john, i totally forgot about that picture!!! what is that, 3 years old?

succubus - that dream orgasm thing has happened to me before, but its pretty rare. you must be one of the lucky few!

my boyfriend thinks its totally strange that I don't think about anyone or anything during. he can't wrap his mind around the concept. I wanted to prove to him that I'm not the only one, so...thank you.

It's probably not zoning out as much as it is a flurry of images and feelings as your brain randomly jumps from subject to subject until climax. Either that or watch pr0n.

Well then you didn't do it right then, did you?



Does your brain just default to the iTunes visualizer or something?



Only with dicks.

It's a dicks matrix.

I think dudes have trouble understanding that we can, in fact, get off without the use of their magical cock.

My dick is a Level 36 Wizard.

Well maybe they shouldn't have put their lawn in my fucking way.

astounding

*clap clap clap*

This thread is making me want to fap.

It troubles me to understand that a girl could get off using a cock.

donuts belong on lawns. girls will always be lesser until they learn a few facts.

Depends on the girl. Some are impossible, some can get off in seconds. It's maddening.

It's a magical process not meant to be understood.

and some dudes like batteries and highheeled shoes in their peeholes... wtf...

Maddening.

All women can get off in seconds, you just don't do it right.

WHATEVA! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

nipple orgasms for the win

I just got the worst image in my head of you playing with your nipples like the cajun dude in The Waterboy.

hahahahah

Ohhh I'm not a doctor. But fixed.

Sometime I sit on my hand until it falls asleep, so when I post on RTTP it feels like a stranger is doing it.

I'd sit on your hand but something tells me I'd slowly feel your fingers creeping up my asshole, you fucking perv.

stranger troll

The fuck? Jim, you get no foreplay. FULL ON MAN PUMPING, YYYEEEEaAaAAAAAhhHHHHH

well, I was goatse afterall. NICE!

FAP?
Nah.....not now. Not here.

I don't have a response for that so I'm just going to post this.

Choke 'em and tell em they look pretty.

Show them a bank receipt with a 7 digit balance, then pull down your pants to reveal your diamond studded cock.

That sounds terrible on both ends.

So, this thread is full of disgusting people I'd never want to have sex with.

But yeah, getting a girl off is easy. Look at a diagram of a vagina. If you can't figure it out from there, best of luck in all of your endeavors and shoot for girls with low self-esteem.

lol @ people who need a diagram.... some probably do

Keep tellin yourself that, buddy...

You guys do know I was just being a bitch in the hopes of destroying some male egos, right? It is a lot easier for some girls.

What's a vagina?

awesome activity in one of my college courses back in the day:

1. Get a room full of male students.
2. Make them draw a vagina
3. Laugh.

It's this demonesque thing that women use to trap men and later make them feel inadequate.

Anyone know the difference between a vagina and a cunt?

:(

Considering the vagina is on the inside, and not the vulva like everyone (women included) thinks...I bet it was funny.

Mostly, it was just a folder full of poorly drawn, mythical fruit. Couldn't really tell you if they missed that particular mark.

"Did that boy say what's a vagina?"

"No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct."

"Hmm, it sounded like battle."

"I've had a cold, so--"

"Oh so you hear r's as b's?"

and her name and number?....

No thank you

Wait, did Dwyer just post a girl that couldn't reasonably be mistaken for a dude in dim lighting? Whatever is the world coming to?

Win.