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New site? Maybe some day.
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Can anyone tell me how I go about booking my band or who I would contact or any information on venues and promoter's? we are a new band from Lowell/Nashua area. Looking to start playing soon... |
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getting shows is not about being good. its not even about who you know. it all comes down to who's dick you suck. the more cock you suck the more shows you get. promoters love having their cocks sucked.
or just get a myspace page or something and start bugging people who put on shows. |
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I can get my dick sucked? wow thats awesome.
If u need a show email us at dsouthworth76@myfairpoint.net or myspace.com/davethirsty
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You could try giving Sir Richard Horror a grand quantity of Bolivian marching powder. |
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A Dutch rudder is fine too. |
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Wait, God betrayed me? When did this happen? I demand answers. |
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Oh and lol @ "Bolivian marching powder". |
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Wait, God betrayed me? When did this happen? I demand answers. |
um... have you seen the shape of your head? nuff said. |
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getting shows is not about being good. its not even about who you know. it all comes down to how many smelly teenagers you can pack into a shitty venue for 10 bucks a piece. even if you suck, if you have a lot of friends, hey id book ya. or would have, seeing as though i havent booked a show in years.
or just get a myspace page or something and start bugging people who put on shows. |
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Wait, God betrayed me? When did this happen? I demand answers. |
um... have you seen the shape of your head? nuff said. |
I may be ugly, but you wish your arms were even half the size of mine, hippy. |
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Seriously, learn how to deep throat and tongue the balls. |
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I do not like it in a wall, I do not like it in a stall. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them with your slam. |
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would like it on a rock or maybe with a band named spock? |
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with a frontman with a very large cock... |
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with a frontman with a very large cock... |
What about Hetfield? Oh, wait, he lost his a while back. |
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I'LL BOOK YOUR BAND DUDE. I'M DOWN AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER IN FRAMINGHAM FROM 3PM TO 8PM TODAY, COME BY AND BRING SOME ROCK CANDY. I CAN GET YOU ON SHOWS WITH SKULLTOBOGGAN NO PROBLEM. |
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I will be there at 3pm tomorrow! |
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