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returntothepit >> discuss >> now THIS is news. Canadian folk singer killed by coyotes. by Yeti on Oct 29,2009 3:25pm

post by Yeti at Oct 29,2009 3:25pm

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/29/canada.singer.killed/index.html

first Jessica Simpson's dog, and now a Canadian folk singer.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 29,2009 3:29pm

nature obviously does not approve of canadian folk music

post by boblovesmusic

at Oct 29,2009 3:30pm

wow that's kinda bizarre...

post by largefreakatzero at Oct 29,2009 3:30pm

"She loved the woods and had a deep affinity for their beauty and serenity," she wrote.

Hahaha - yeah and the woods loved you - FOR DINNER. This is awesome. That must have been a serious coy-dog - those things usually aren't that big.

post by Yeti at Oct 29,2009 3:32pm

seriously, and you can usually scare off coyotes. that one seriously hated folk music. this is another one of those wonderful examples of how nature doesn't give a fuck about you. you may love nature, but if she gets the chance, she is going to fucking eat you.

post by brian_dc

at Oct 29,2009 3:34pm

surely, I'm a pussy, but this is sad.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 29,2009 3:35pm

Nature will step on you,
nature will eat you up,
Jesu...Jesu

Nature don't care for you,
nature don't see you.
Jesu...Jesu

You're Fucked
You've Lost

post by Yeti at Oct 29,2009 3:36pm

haha nice

post by TheRidersofDoom

at Oct 29,2009 3:37pm

I read this story and thought

news story for RTTP

but you beat me to it, damn ruskie

either way, I brought my knife and carried a big stick on my walk through the woods this morning because of this story, but I always carry a knife anyways!

post by RustyPS

at Oct 29,2009 3:41pm

post by largefreakatzero at Oct 29,2009 3:44pm

brian_dc said	[orig][quote]
surely, I'm a pussy, but this is sad.

If by "sad" you mean "hilarious" then you are not a pussy.

post by Pires at Oct 29,2009 3:47pm

largefreakatzero said

[orig][quote]

brian_dc said	[orig][quote]
surely, I'm a pussy, but this is sad.

If by "sad" you mean "hilarious" then you are not a pussy.

no he meant sad. He's a pussy.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 29,2009 3:48pm

RustyPS said	[orig][quote]
unrelated but anyone else notice the top 5 stories on cnn.com? 3 have to do with the gang rape thing

gang rape is americas next trend.

post by goatcatalyst

at Oct 29,2009 3:57pm

As long as my beautiful Canadian brides Tegan and Sara are OK...

post by largefreakatzero at Oct 29,2009 4:13pm

The coyotes are sparing them for your rape furnace.

post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Oct 29,2009 4:15pm

She was white, right? I hope she died painfully.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 29,2009 4:17pm

i gotta imagine that being eaten alive by coyotes is not exactly a comfortable way to go out

post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Oct 29,2009 4:18pm

I don't put it past any fucked up white bitch to have a death fetish.

post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Oct 29,2009 4:23pm

I'm penning the song "Orgasm induced through coyote devourment". I am so on NEDF next year.

post by goatcatalyst

at Oct 29,2009 5:35pm

largefreakatzero said	[orig][quote]
The coyotes are sparing them for your rape furnace.

Tegan and Sara would never suffer my rape furnace. Nothing but tenderness for those two. Maybe some ass worship and face sitting.

post by largefreakatzero at Oct 29,2009 5:39pm

Mmmmm...face sitting.

post by goatcatalyst

at Oct 29,2009 5:45pm

^ face sitting lobbyist ^

post by largefreakatzero at Oct 29,2009 6:19pm

That's how I roll.

post by thuringwethil at Oct 29,2009 6:55pm

I google mapped the region where she was killed.
The top northwest edge of Nova Scotia, Cape Breton highlands national park = isolated as FUCK

damn that is brutal

post by douchebag_patrol at Oct 30,2009 4:30am

post by largefreakatzero at Oct 30,2009 9:33am

thuringwethil said	[orig][quote]
I google mapped the region where she was killed. The top northwest edge of Nova Scotia, Cape Breton highlands national park = isolated as FUCK damn that is brutal

Yeah that's no joke up there. Makes you wonder why anyone would go wandering around without a rifle/shotgun.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 30,2009 9:37am

hippies dont carry weapons

post by largefreakatzero at Oct 30,2009 10:57am

That's why it's easy to roll them and steal their drugs.

post by blue

at Oct 30,2009 12:55pm

MikeOfDecrepitude said	[orig][quote]
I'm penning the song "Orgasm induced through coyote devourment". I am so on NEDF next year.

Done and done.

post by goatcatalyst

at Oct 30,2009 1:50pm

Funny beacause it didn't happen to me. Or Chuck Biscuits.

post by the_reverend

at Feb 19,2011 1:57am

there is a TV show on NatGEO that I'm watching. wow...

post by ShadowSD

at Feb 19,2011 1:43pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
seriously, and you can usually scare off coyotes. that one seriously hated folk music.

Apparently not enough to run off in fear, though, it takes something truly awful like Creed to do that.

post by NuclearWinter at Feb 19,2011 1:57pm

Some thunderous thighs on that woman. Them jackals had a righteous feast.

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