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returntothepit >> discuss >> Why do all the fat chicks say they're "curvy" now? by arilliusbm on Mar 12,2010 11:25am
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 12,2010 11:25am
Seriously. When I think of curves, I think of hips first and foremost, then ass and boobs. Not curves as in flab or FUPA.

What's a matter? BBW doesn't work anymore? Fucking fat fucks!



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 12,2010 11:26am
I LOVE FAT CHICKS



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 12,2010 11:27am
I fucked this girl from behind once and it looked like her ass belonged on a different person it was so big



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 12,2010 11:27am
Scope out craigslist.

So many girls saying they're curvy, or curvey.

FLAB ISNT A CURVE



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2010 11:29am
JUICY



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 12,2010 11:29am
When I was fucking that girl from behind there was quite a curve between her hips and her ass even though that ass was fat as fuck



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2010 11:30am



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 12,2010 11:30am
wow. awesome.

Fat chicks seem to think they can pull off the classic pin-up look. Not if your gut extends past your nips honey.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 12,2010 11:30am
Those are good for you they have blueberries in them



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 12,2010 11:31am
muffins, exactly



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 12,2010 11:32am
You really prefer fat chicks? I draw the line at 160. Wait, check that... 260.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 12,2010 11:34am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 12,2010 11:35am edited Mar 12,2010 11:38am
ugh.
fucking cottage cheese squirt to the face. No thx



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2010 11:36am
jesus christ!!! I clicked on that on my 24" screen... and then was so flumix that I couldn't figure out how to get rid of it!



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 12,2010 11:38am
LMAO...be back for more fat talk later...gotta go get my hair skinned



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 12,2010 11:54am
DO NOT WANT CRUISER WEIGHTS



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 12,2010 11:56am
Some of these bitches could use lucha libre masks, though. Amirite or amirite?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 12,2010 11:57am
Lumpy hoo-uhs



toggletoggle post by slar-broiled at Mar 12,2010 12:13pm
beelze said[orig][quote]
LMAO...be back for more fat talk later...gotta go get my hair skinned


hair skinned?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 12,2010 12:15pm
ya that sounds gross even for this bored



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 12,2010 12:22pm
ITT: buyer's remorse



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2010 12:38pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ya that sounds gross even for this bored


ouch Tom, bored?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2010 12:38pm
there is this girl at my work we call Muffintop, she dresses like she is hot, but she is really short and fat.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 12,2010 12:40pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
ITT: buyer's remorse


choked on my coffee thanks bro.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 12,2010 1:10pm
I hate those girls that dress like they're hot when they ain't. Mind fuck



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2010 1:12pm
there is another one that her fellow co-workers call Snookie because she acts like that worthless cunt. this one is also fat and ugly.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 12,2010 1:19pm
Wait, so you do watch jersey shore.
ITT: the truth comes out



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2010 1:21pm
i should make a show called Yeti Shore. it'll be me dressed up like Chewbacca running around punching hot obnoxious girls in the face.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 12,2010 1:39pm
At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 12,2010 1:40pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego.


PREACH



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 12,2010 1:48pm
personality comes first, always.
But if said personality comes with more than 200 lbs attached to it, I can only be friends.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 12,2010 2:04pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
BBW doesn't work anymore?



yup. I posted a huge rant on cragslist one time last year titled "fat chicks VS. bbws". to summarize it said you fat bitches throw the term bbw around too loosely google "plus sized model" to see what a bbw looks like. fat bitches be fat.

i got close to 100 e-mails about it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 12,2010 2:05pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ya that sounds gross even for this bored


ouch Tom, bored?


i mean board. blah.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 12,2010 2:26pm
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]

i got close to 100 e-mails about it.


Sounds like the makings of an epic thread. Hmmmm?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2010 2:47pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
there is this girl at my work we call Muffintop, she dresses like she is hot, but she is really short and fat.
Is her name snooki?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2010 2:48pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
there is another one that her fellow co-workers call Snookie because she acts like that worthless cunt. this one is also fat and ugly.
whoah.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 12,2010 2:52pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego.


This isn't true for all cases. I've had run ins with girls who are ugly as sin but think they're the hottest thing on 2 legs. There are definitely a lot of hot girls out there that have substance to them. It's the girls that have been worshipped their whole lives based on looks that suck at life.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 12,2010 2:53pm
Most of the "hot girls" from high school got pregnant and shitty.

SCIENCE FACT



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Mar 12,2010 2:55pm
marcus loves fat chix



toggletoggle post by slar-broiled at Mar 12,2010 3:12pm
ancient%20master said[orig][quote]
marcus loves fat chix


ding ding ding!!! what do we got for him johnny??



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 12,2010 3:17pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
Most of the "hot girls" from high school got pregnant and shitty.

SCIENCE FACT


i went to my 10 year reunion in November, this statement applied to just about all of them. there were a few who didn't turn dumpy, but they looked like they had been run through the ringer.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 12,2010 3:30pm
obese chicks or fat chicks? Big difference.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 12,2010 3:47pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Lamp said[orig][quote]
At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego.


This isn't true for all cases. I've had run ins with girls who are ugly as sin but think they're the hottest thing on 2 legs. There are definitely a lot of hot girls out there that have substance to them. It's the girls that have been worshipped their whole lives based on looks that suck at life.


Well, that is true. This is why I spoke in indefinite terms.

In any case if a girl is cool I really don't care what she looks like. What she SMELLS like however... that's what I care about. Any girl that doesn't shower often enough, barf city.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 12,2010 3:52pm
It's always the smelly girls that unplug the lamp and turn the lights off.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Mar 13,2010 3:20am
Fucking hell beelze. First your ruin black metal on me, now you're trying to ruin my favorite pasttime of fucking fat chicks?

in b4 banging a big girl with a plastic axe.



toggletoggle post by slar-broiled at Mar 13,2010 5:01am
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said[orig][quote]
in b4 banging a big girl with a plastic axe.


that sounds like a porno i'd like to star in.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Mar 13,2010 10:06am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
personality comes first, always.
But if said personality comes with more than 200 lbs attached to it, I can only be friends.



We have a winner.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 13,2010 10:47am
Lamp said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Lamp said[orig][quote]
At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego.


This isn't true for all cases. I've had run ins with girls who are ugly as sin but think they're the hottest thing on 2 legs. There are definitely a lot of hot girls out there that have substance to them. It's the girls that have been worshipped their whole lives based on looks that suck at life.


Well, that is true. This is why I spoke in indefinite terms.

In any case if a girl is cool I really don't care what she looks like. What she SMELLS like however... that's what I care about. Any girl that doesn't shower often enough, barf city.
I cant believe that is coming from a person from pvd. wtf.



toggletoggle post by HandinjuryNLI at Mar 13,2010 10:59am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Lamp said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Lamp said[orig][quote]
At the very least the girls who are not as good looking are more likely to be down to earth people, therefore the kinds of people I would rather be talking to. No girl is hot enough for me to put up with an ego.


This isn't true for all cases. I've had run ins with girls who are ugly as sin but think they're the hottest thing on 2 legs. There are definitely a lot of hot girls out there that have substance to them. It's the girls that have been worshipped their whole lives based on looks that suck at life.


Well, that is true. This is why I spoke in indefinite terms.

In any case if a girl is cool I really don't care what she looks like. What she SMELLS like however... that's what I care about. Any girl that doesn't shower often enough, barf city.
I cant believe that is coming from a person from pvd. wtf.


Ha, your referring to those "crusty" kids, yeah the hobo looking ones outside of AS220 grind shows. They don't actually pay to get into the show they just hangout on the street. "I would have had money to get into this Rotten Sound show, but I stopped @ chad brown on the way here".



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 13,2010 11:08am
I have been considering moving out of RI again since I got here. It's nice to be home but the Providence scene is not very good honestly.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 13,2010 11:33am
Gravesideservice is from RI. That makes the scene down there worth something.



toggletoggle post by Horror_Tang  at Mar 14,2010 9:06am
They use the term curvy so you can add to the list another group of woman who will not have sex with you.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 14,2010 10:13am
Q: Why do all the fat chicks say they're "curvy" now?

A: Because women are soulless, lying cunts.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 14,2010 11:05am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Q: Why do all the fat chicks say they're "curvy" now?

A: Because women are soulless, lying cunts.


*golf clap*



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 14,2010 11:06am
I did not mean that sarcastically either. You deserve proper and dignified applause.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 14,2010 12:15pm



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Mar 14,2010 10:13pm
MOAR PICKZ!!!



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 14,2010 10:20pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
women are soulless, lying cunts.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Mar 15,2010 3:36am



toggletoggle post by demondave at Mar 15,2010 8:00am edited Mar 15,2010 8:00am
Classic video LAMP

"everyone i know is married and i don't know any...body or anything...IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT...when...cause...I DESERVE LOVE LIKE ANYBODY ELSE I DON'T NEED TO RUMMAGE THROUGH THE DUMPSTER FOR A PLAYBOY, ARGH, GOD! OH!"



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Mar 15,2010 11:17am
well, you know, height is in the uh, beholder...



toggletoggle post by Sixstringcarnage   at Mar 15,2010 1:24pm
1800smothermeinjellyrolls



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 18,2010 3:51pm
lol, the real reason behind the destruction of new orleans:

http://www.supersizedbombshells.com/Katrina/index.html



toggletoggle post by HECATE  at Mar 18,2010 8:30pm
I dunno, but through my experiences it seems as though men prefer fat chicks over thin chicks with 'curves'.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 18,2010 8:43pm
Sounds like you've had some atypical, bizarro experiences, homegirl.



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Mar 18,2010 8:51pm edited Mar 18,2010 8:52pm




toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 18,2010 11:28pm
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 18,2010 11:53pm
khed your mom is with.



toggletoggle post by Vagoo Vikernes at Mar 18,2010 11:57pm
Are these typical American women? It seems your culture has lost its masculinity, but gained Negroes. I hope the trade was worth it, ha!



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Mar 19,2010 4:45am edited Mar 19,2010 4:45am
fat women are faggots.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Mar 19,2010 12:54pm



toggletoggle post by slarticus at Mar 19,2010 12:59pm
i approve of the above tits



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 19,2010 1:00pm
Backd



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 19,2010 1:13pm
HECATE said[orig][quote]
I dunno, but through my experiences it seems as though men prefer fat chicks over thin chicks with 'curves'.


egad. i'll take a meatier girl over a girl with a 10 year old's body, but to choose a fat girl over a skinny girl with curves is blasphemy.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Mar 29,2010 10:31pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 24,2012 9:33am
Repost.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Feb 24,2012 9:38am
I've been had.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 24,2012 9:40am
Lol question can't be answered, still.

STOP SAYING YOU HAVE CURVES WHEN YOU'RE A FAT FUCK



toggletoggle post by illinoisenemaBradness at Feb 24,2012 9:54am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
personality comes first, always.
But if said personality comes with more than 200 lbs attached to it, I can only be friends.


troof. lesson learned over here. plus, if personality changes into the real personality, another big NO.




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 24,2012 10:41am
i work with some of the most oddly shaped women imaginable. there is this one lady who looks identical to Humpty Dumpty, she must have 44GGG tits. curves are sexy, fat is not.



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