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returntothepit >> discuss >> Due to its success, History Channel made 'Ancient Aliens' a series by arilliusbm on Apr 15,2010 8:09am
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 15,2010 8:09am
In light of Peter Steele's supposed death, here's some good news I ripped from another board:

Due to the success of ANCIENT ALIENS (2009), the show was picked up by the History Channel for a series.

Ancient Aliens: THE SERIES premieres on the History Channel on Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 8PM with Episode I: The Evidence!

In total, there will be 5 two-hour episodes.
Here are the tentative air dates, so set your DVR today!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010, 8PM - Episode I: The Evidence
Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 8PM - Episode II: The Visitors
Tuesday, May 04, 2010, 8PM - Episode III: The Mission
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8PM - Episode IV: Closer Encounters
Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 8PM - Episode V: The Return




toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 15,2010 9:15am
What's this about? Enlighten me, sir.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 15,2010 9:17am
Annunaki, etc.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 15,2010 9:18am
Also talks about references in the Baghavad-gita, the Bible, and other old fiction novels that appear to contain references to technology that was impossible to know back then.



toggletoggle post by escape_artist at Apr 15,2010 11:46am
That's cool... Ill watch this.. I have a song about Ancient Aliens its called Ancient Astronauts
here are the lyrics

Ancient Astronauts traveled deep space
Across time to visit Earth's race
A watched sky with the open mind of early man
Change of earthly life was now at hand
Visitors from galaxy lifetime away
Inhabitants of bright blue orb would not be the same
Brought to light visions of a higher birth
Inbred with the lifeforms living on the earth!

Alien race from deep space
Early minds saw them devine (2 times)

Brought from deep space
Otherworldly grace
Forever change time
Reshape earthly ties

Ancient!
Astronauts!!

now go to www.myspace.com/deadlanguagesdoom and sing along!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 15,2010 1:19pm
The Reverand hates the star child, let's hope they mention that.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 15,2010 2:08pm
Paul Stanley?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Apr 15,2010 2:17pm
While verse-ing the Phantom of the Park, Space Ace informed us that Paul's brother was an only child.


And in related news, Animal Planet will be airing "Modern Aril" in June.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 15,2010 2:28pm
Modern Aril would have to be rated NC-17. No way am I family-friendly. It'd just be me fapping 24/7.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 15,2010 2:29pm
Sounds strangely similar to my documentary, "Big Fat Diary"



toggletoggle post by ARKTOUROS at Apr 15,2010 2:32pm
watching vintage bush porn with your left hand on your beige ball-controlled mouse. hail to the old ways!!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 15,2010 2:34pm
Seriously though, I really enjoyed the initial release last year. Looking forward to this.
It's like a Erich Von Daniken Chariots of the Gods documentary.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 15,2010 2:45pm
Who the fuck faps with their left hand?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 15,2010 2:46pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Who the fuck faps with their left hand?





toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 15,2010 2:46pm
Right hand or gtfo



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Apr 15,2010 5:17pm
am I the only history nerd that hates where the history channel has gone?

seriously, aliens, monsters, giant fish, space ships, nazis....

current tv, natgeo for the win.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Apr 15,2010 5:17pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Who the fuck faps with their left hand?


me, and most left handed people



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 15,2010 5:22pm
No, you're not. Granted I love hearing about that stuff, but it's overwhelmingly taken over that channel. I'm not so much as opposed to those things than the realty shows they show.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 15,2010 5:26pm
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Who the fuck faps with their left hand?


me, and most left handed people


I do the majority of things left handed but fap right handed. Ambidextrous ftw. The left hand doesn't feel as good. Well, unless you travel down the left hand path.



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Apr 15,2010 5:36pm
BEP KOROROTI IS COMING



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 15,2010 6:40pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Who the fuck faps with their left hand?


me, and most left handed people


I do the majority of things left handed but fap right handed. Ambidextrous ftw. The left hand doesn't feel as good. Well, unless you travel down the left hand path.


I do most everything right-handed, aside from fap and shoot a basketball. I also kick left-footed, but do board-type sports in a regular stance. Weird.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 15,2010 6:41pm
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
am I the only history nerd that hates where the history channel has gone?

seriously, aliens, monsters, giant fish, space ships, nazis....

current tv, natgeo for the win.


My problem as of late is that it's become the "Apocalypse Channel"



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 15,2010 6:42pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Who the fuck faps with their left hand?


me, and most left handed people


I do the majority of things left handed but fap right handed. Ambidextrous ftw. The left hand doesn't feel as good. Well, unless you travel down the left hand path.


I'm right handed and fap left handed. No idea why. Then again, I bat left-handed - not that I play baseball, but if I was to smote someone with a bat, I'd swing lefty. TRUE FACT.



toggletoggle post by Tom Crewz at Apr 19,2010 2:31pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
In light of Peter Steele's supposed death, here's some good news I ripped from another board:

Due to the success of ANCIENT ALIENS (2009), the show was picked up by the History Channel for a series.

Ancient Aliens: THE SERIES premieres on the History Channel on Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 8PM with Episode I: The Evidence!

In total, there will be 5 two-hour episodes.
Here are the tentative air dates, so set your DVR today!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010, 8PM - Episode I: The Evidence
Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 8PM - Episode II: The Visitors
Tuesday, May 04, 2010, 8PM - Episode III: The Mission
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8PM - Episode IV: Closer Encounters
Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 8PM - Episode V: The Return



TOLD YOU



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2010 2:46pm
neato



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 5,2010 3:56pm
Anyone else watching this?



toggletoggle post by burnsy at May 5,2010 3:58pm
caught the last 30 minutes of last night's episode. Now will be recording remaining shows. Pretty cool show.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 5,2010 4:28pm
I've been watching it. seems like a lot of repeats.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 5,2010 4:48pm
Yea, a lot of it is rehashed material. And I hate the way David Childress talks.
Some of the theories are just out there and unrealistic, but a number of them are hard to refute. Ive always believed in ancient aliens.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 5,2010 4:53pm
Oh and Gorgiapolis Stephankalis or whatever that modern Indiana Jones guy is.. That dude needs to lay off the spray tan, hair gel, and lip gloss. Looks like a fucking mannequin.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 5,2010 5:08pm
Haven't seen the show, but if he's Greek there's not much he can do about it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 5,2010 5:23pm
he can die in a fire



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 5,2010 6:34pm
yeah, lot of dip shits. "80% of our genetic material is junk THAT IS IRRIFUTIBELE PROOF that aliens build the pyramids" or "we have undeniable proof in egyptian texts that depict people's heads on animals' bodies and in the other picture, the animal heads are on people bodies. THEY WERE DOING GENETIC ENGINEERING IN ANCIENT SUMARIAN WITH OUT A DOUBT! WHY ARENT PEOPLE SEEING THIS? AND IT'S IN THE BIBLE!" or "cattle decapitagions are from aliens genetically harvesting!"



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at May 5,2010 6:48pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
"cattle decapitagions are from aliens genetically harvesting!"


Give me evidence which states otherwise. Surgical precision and no blood, all over night = fishy. Not saying it's aliens (although there's been claims of seeing glowing orbs the night of the mutilations), but it's definitely not normal.

And it sounds like you need to read Chariots of the Gods or the work of Graham Hancock.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 5,2010 7:50pm
You know, given the choice between pseudo-archaeology and accepted theory, it's an easy choice which I'd rather spend time reading. I like that Hancock offers alternative ideas, but that's all they are. There's some strange stuff out there, yeah, but there are solid accepted plans for how Stonehenge and the Pyramids were built. Hancock's wiki says he's a sociologist. It's no wonder he's good at spinning stories of ancient cultures which are essentially alien anyway if you consider modern man vs. pre-agricultural man. And his mother race theory. Ninja...please



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 5,2010 7:51pm
Still wanna check out the show if I can find a download.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 5,2010 7:55pm
Actually after checking out a few reviews of the show I'd rather download more music.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 5,2010 8:09pm
alternative ideas that challenge accepted theory is a needed endevour for the evolution of philosophical advancement



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 5,2010 8:12pm
100% agree.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 5,2010 8:17pm
that sentence sounds like word salad but in the fields of history, mathematics and science, everyone should have an open mind, no matter how looney another conjecture may sound. It is that desire to prove that one is "right" which advances those fields.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 5,2010 8:57pm
ArilliusBM said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
"cattle decapitagions are from aliens genetically harvesting!"


Give me evidence which states otherwise. Surgical precision and no blood, all over night = fishy. Not saying it's aliens (although there's been claims of seeing glowing orbs the night of the mutilations), but it's definitely not normal.

And it sounds like you need to read Chariots of the Gods or the work of Graham Hancock.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 5,2010 9:45pm
which one has to take into consideration. question everything.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 18,2010 8:35pm
man.. I can't take the fucking guys on their things. Giorgio Raviolis sucks shit.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 18,2010 8:36pm



toggletoggle post by alexc  at May 18,2010 8:40pm


just read this book. dudes on point. no need for this poopy series



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 18,2010 8:52pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Giorgio Raviolis


lol



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 19,2010 1:53am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Giorgio Raviolis


lol


His hair looks like he had just Maxelled in front of a Bova solo.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at May 19,2010 6:28pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]

His hair looks like he had just Maxelled in front of a Bova solo.


THIS.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at May 19,2010 6:30pm
This show is so goddamn ridiculous that its hurting my brain. Alternative theories are great, but these are not theories. They're speculation based on a preconceived notion that non-humans somehow visited earth in the past.

I dare someone to count how many times the narrator says "...BUT WHY?" in an episode.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 19,2010 6:37pm
Yes, sone of the stuff is lunacy.
It's good for one thing though: challenging mainstream archeology, which is filled with holes. Some speculations are completely laughable, though.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 19,2010 6:43pm
Be thankful this doesn't get deep into alien lore, like the Lyran wars, the mass exodus of humans, etc. It briefly touched it with the mention of the reptillians and the greys creating hybrids. I haven't seen the one last night- did they talk about that??



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at May 19,2010 6:51pm
I don't know, I'm watching the one called "The Mission" on youtube which asserted for about half an hour that animal/human hybrids as depictions of gods meant that aliens had bred with humans.

One of my favorite pieces of evidence with Giorgio was a sarcophagus in Egypt that had a bunch of animal bones all crushed up. Somehow that meant that they were human/animal hybrids that the Egyptians wanted to destroy forever.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 19,2010 7:04pm
hahaha, yea. That was one of the most laughable ones.
regardless, I keep an open mind about everything when it comes to ancient history. that's a little far fetched, though.
believe it or not, there's a dig going on right now under one of the sphnyx's paws. That media whore Hawass hasn't talked about it yet. Supposedly under the sphynx is a great deal of information that could alter our perception of the ancient world.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at May 19,2010 7:35pm
THE MOON IS HOLLOW WTF



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at May 19,2010 7:36pm
An open mind is great, and the research on the Sphinx in the past 15 years has been pretty cool (ie: everyone and their mom who lived in Egypt rebuilt/restored it). I look forward to its future showings.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 19,2010 7:47pm
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
THE MOON IS HOLLOW WTF


how about moon being an artificial creation and is really a major base for aliens? Ever hear that one? hahaha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 19,2010 8:39pm
they need the narrator from gangland.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 19,2010 9:00pm
wrong. Every show needs giorgos raviolis in it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 19,2010 9:26pm
clearly.

we found 15 bodies nothing but bones and together. 100% PROOF THAT THERE WERE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. THE BONES DIDNT ROT!!! NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 19,2010 9:27pm
sodom and gemorrah, 100% PROOF THAT IS THE DESCRIPTION OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS. LOT'S WIFE LOOKED BACK AND WAS TURNED INTO SALT JUST LIKE IN NJUCLEAR WEAPONS TESTING WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO LOOK AWAY. 100% PROOF!



toggletoggle post by htr   at May 19,2010 9:34pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Who the fuck faps with their left hand?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 19,2010 9:35pm
it's called the other woman.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 1,2011 10:09pm
full episodes for new seasons (#2):
http://www.history.com/shows/ancient-aliens


more girogos raviolis



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Jan 2,2011 8:45am
I thought the engineer's ideas about the purpose of the pyramids as generators and how he believes the ancients had power tools was pretty deep and fairly plausible.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 13,2011 5:28am



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 13,2011 6:32am
Dumb show.



toggletoggle post by Pentagramofcoke at Jan 13,2011 7:19am
escape_artist said[orig][quote]
That's cool... Ill watch this.. I have a song about Ancient Aliens its called Ancient Astronauts
here are the lyrics

Ancient Astronauts traveled deep space
Across time to visit Earth's race
A watched sky with the open mind of early man
Change of earthly life was now at hand
Visitors from galaxy lifetime away
Inhabitants of bright blue orb would not be the same
Brought to light visions of a higher birth
Inbred with the lifeforms living on the earth!

Alien race from deep space
Early minds saw them devine (2 times)

Brought from deep space
Otherworldly grace
Forever change time
Reshape earthly ties

Ancient!
Astronauts!!

now go to www.myspace.com/deadlanguagesdoom and sing along!


That is fucking horrible. You are either 6 years old or a member of CSDO



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Jan 13,2011 8:26am



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 13,2011 9:24am
Doomkid said[orig][quote]
Alternative theories are great, but these are not theories. They're speculation based on a preconceived notion that non-humans somehow visited earth in the past.


yep, show's a waste of time. a forgone conclusion creates the worst liars.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jan 13,2011 11:36am
i don't think it's a waste of time for the sole reason of covering places like pumapunku. speculations they may be, but challenging unproven mainstream ideas they are.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 13,2011 11:44am
what's so mysterious about pumapunku? i'll see if i can stomach an episode of this tonight, i promise.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 13,2011 11:54am
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
am I the only history nerd that hates where the history channel has gone?

seriously, aliens, monsters, giant fish, space ships, nazis....
current tv, natgeo for the win.


TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
I thought the engineer's ideas about the purpose of the pyramids as generators and how he believes the ancients had power tools was pretty deep and fairly plausible.





toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 13,2011 12:11pm
i agree though, I laugh at probably more than half of the speculations they propose. especially david childress. that guy is a joke. even the way he talks makes me laugh.

as far as puma punku goes, the main reason why I like this one (among other ancient structures) is that there are stones with precise lines and holes in them. the stones are made of diorite and granite. both are extremely hard minerals and hard to cut with standard tools. i'm not saying aliens did it, but there is no proper explanation on how the natives did it. it is also one of the many areas around the world that some scientists belive to be 12,000 years old.

I actually am starting to believe that there were some antediluvian cultures before the great flood. normally, I'd scoff at that idea, but every single culture around the world has a story or myth about a great flood. they are uncovering ruins all over the place of which seem to be over 10000 years old. I think there were few advanced cultures before the last ice age, only to see the homo sapiens bottleneck and start over, almost from scratch. more examples of currently "unexplained" and possibly antediluvian cultures are the underwater ruins they discovered off the coast of japan, dwarka india, and most notable and recent - Gobekli Tepe in Turkey.
I don't say this because i'm a hardcore bible follower (obviously i'm not), but that account of the flood is just one of hundreds. the epic of gilgamesh predates the bible and also has a story of the flood. it is quite fascinating that just about every culture has a great flood story, and there's ruins that could be over 12,000 years old. if anything, I believe this hypothesis over ancient aliens.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 13,2011 12:14pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
i agree though, I laugh at probably more than half of the speculations they propose. especially david childress. that guy is a joke. even the way he talks makes me laugh.


It's obviously some koind of alien technology.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 13,2011 12:16pm
I sometimes wonder if modern people mistranslated all of those ancient flood stories and the people back then were actually talking about ice, not water.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jan 13,2011 12:21pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
antediluvian cultures before the great flood.


I am the redundancy police and you are under arrest.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 13,2011 12:30pm edited Jan 13,2011 12:30pm
I was going to say that too but thought a response would also be redundant. Wait a minute, what I'm saying right now is redundant isn't it? Fuck. I actually said redundant, which is redundant because redundantly talking about redundance is redundant.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 13,2011 12:37pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
antediluvian cultures before the great flood.


I am the redundancy police and your under arrest.


fix'd



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 13,2011 12:39pm



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jan 13,2011 5:40pm
pumapunku was made by a huge mountain society that had access to prime metals and minerals. they had relatively advanced metallurgy technologies and an understanding of geometry and were good engineers. some of their techniques weren't passed on to future surrounding populations. there, i just explained pumapunku.

gobekli tepe is amazing. it's a testament to how advanced societies were before the rise of mesopotamia. but the earliest signs of human complex tool use and language developed began 40,000 before gobekli tepe was built. many discrete advances were made wherever groups of humans were, no matter how small, that were never passed on. "hunter-gatherer" is misleading because people were also perfectly capable of settling for extended periods of time. i don't doubt there were relatively advanced societies lost with the ice age. i'd love to see a structure from that period. unfortunately so far it's been impossible to find one so that period is clouded with the same myths extraterrestrials are.

the deluge myth is common among nearly every culture. nobody knows why. but if you were to formulate a creation myth today, wouldn't a great flood be a good way to start things off?

it's wishful thinking stacked on cherry-picked ambiguous evidence. history channel sits on the crossroads of ignorance about the ancients and extraterrestrials. they will fill in disputed gaps of ancient history with pure fiction to link them to aliens. then they pass it off as serious discussion and educated conclusions. it's fucking filthy but it's a good way to make some cash.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jan 13,2011 5:43pm
Truth



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jan 13,2011 5:53pm
Pseudoscience is so awesome and helpful.

"Ancient Alien" theories are about as useful as "Intelligent Design".

Have these people even heard of the term "peer-reviewed"?

Is this on between Ice-Road-Truckers and Pawn Stars?

History Channel is now fail.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jan 13,2011 5:53pm
I'd say more bit im driving right now. Coming tonight at 8?



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jan 13,2011 5:58pm
yeah i'm leaving in a lil bit to drum.



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jan 13,2011 6:03pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Seriously though, I really enjoyed the initial release last year. Looking forward to this.
It's like a Erich Von Daniken Chariots of the Gods documentary.



Wait, people take Erich Von Daniken seriously?



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jan 13,2011 6:13pm
one constant in the world is that people will believe anything, and will believe it more if it suits them or if it's convenient.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jan 13,2011 6:25pm
I just like having an open mind about everything that's not 100% proven.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 13,2011 6:31pm
you know, if the fucking roman christians didn't burn the great library of alexandria we might have some primary sources stretching back to early written language. but NOOOOOOOOO



toggletoggle post by aril at Jan 13,2011 6:35pm
arkquimanthorn said[orig][quote]
you know, if the fucking roman christians didn't burn the great library of alexandria we might have some primary sources stretching back to early written language. but NOOOOOOOOO


Backed 10000000000000000%

My history professor in college hated Christianity for this sole reason



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jan 13,2011 6:47pm edited Jan 13,2011 6:48pm
aril said[orig][quote]
I just like having an open mind about everything that's not 100% proven.


So, everything, hah. Nothing in science is 100% proven. That's the beauty of it, and what sets it apart from all this other nonsense backed by 'believers'.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 13,2011 7:00pm
science is interested in what you can't disprove, religion is based on what you can disprove, faith is just human.



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jan 13,2011 7:24pm edited Jan 13,2011 7:25pm
arkquimanthorn said[orig][quote]
science is interested in what you can't disprove


Science is based on the complete opposite, science is completely based on attempting to and hopefully succeeding at disproving theories, hopefully in the process of developing them.

Faith is universal, but scientific 'faith' is based on substantial evidence, ie: "I have faith that the Pythagorean theorem is correct and useful, because Pythagoras used mathematical proofs to arrive at said theorem, and I have used it myself to figure out many problems, therefore I have faith Pythagoras is as close to correct as anyone in this situation."

Religious faith is completely blind. Not only that, but it is unchangeable, thus making it COMPLETELY different than scientific 'faith'.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 13,2011 8:31pm
In all seriousness, it is my opinion that the burning of the library at Alexandria was a greater crime against humanity than the Holocaust.



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jan 13,2011 9:05pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
In all seriousness, it is my opinion that the burning of the library at Alexandria was a greater crime against humanity than the Holocaust.


Agreed.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jan 14,2011 1:05am
this thread is racits



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 14,2011 2:55am
I made a post on Facebook about it and out of respect took it down for my mom. Yea.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 14,2011 3:06am edited Jan 14,2011 3:07am
what? is your mom an alien or something?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 14,2011 3:34am
I would like to think that most people don't take this show seriously. I watch it because it's entertaining. They show fascinating archaeological discoveries that I've haven't already learned about, and they have wacky people talking about aliens, which is often laugh-inducing. Yeah, sure... there is always the possibility that aliens have visited our planet in the past, but there is no way to know that for certain unless we make contact with aliens in the present. The likelihood of that is pretty slim.

What is more likely to be the truth is that ancient humans were probably more technologically advanced than we know based on current historical evidence. Maybe the whole "great flood" thing happened and set civilization back. Who knows? I don't think those "ancient astronaut theorists" are giving the human species enough credit. Even in ancient times, we were capable of some pretty cool things. The pyramids weren't built with magic alien technology. They were built with pure, human determination... and a whole lot of slaves who were repeatedly whipped by a fanatically religious culture that thought their king was god.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 14,2011 3:35am
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
In all seriousness, it is my opinion that the burning of the library at Alexandria was a greater crime against humanity than the Holocaust.


Backed 100%



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 14,2011 3:36am
They were built with anti-gravity levitation. GTFO



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 14,2011 3:42am



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 14,2011 3:43am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 14,2011 3:44am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 5,2011 6:36am
New season started last week. Didn't see it.. Anyone watch it?
Only pseudoscience is... pseudo?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 5,2011 8:03am
I was watching it last night. I think it was a new one... but it sucked.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2011 10:59am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
New season started last week. Didn't see it.. Anyone watch it?
Only pseudoscience is... pseudo?


when is this on? cant find it on demand. boo.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Aug 9,2011 11:29am
The most recent episode I saw was about cowboys and aliens. This show gets more ridiculous over time. I think they're running out of ideas.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2011 11:31am
ugh.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 9,2011 12:04pm
Not only do the ideas get more ridiculous, but it seems like they talk about things as fact when they were just proposing ideas in previous episodes.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 9,2011 12:42pm
It's all about ratings now. Last season.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 9,2011 12:46pm



toggletoggle post by ark at Aug 9,2011 12:48pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
In light of Peter Steele's supposed death, here's some good news

Peete steele is dead?!??! Man I hope ancient aliens is on!!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Aug 17,2011 11:17pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 8,2011 10:17pm
new episode on now.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 8,2011 10:28pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 9,2011 12:13am
that be mine



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jan 16,2012 12:33pm



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 16,2012 12:34pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by the_mex at Jan 16,2012 1:25pm
YUS



toggletoggle post by SSKKKZZ at Jan 16,2012 1:32pm
I hear Scott from Zircon is an ancient alien. he is locked away in another dimension forever.



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Jan 16,2012 6:56pm



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jan 26,2012 8:36am



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 13,2012 7:15pm



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Apr 13,2012 8:13pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
In all seriousness, it is my opinion that the burning of the library at Alexandria was a greater crime against humanity than the Holocaust.


OK, now this is just fucking retarded. A greater crime against human knowledge, almost certainly, but the Nazis executed at least 10 million people. Some of you need to check up on your definition of "crimes against humanity".



toggletoggle post by motley grue at Apr 14,2012 12:18am
Nah, the burning of the Libary of Alexandria was far more devastating than killing 10 million people, ancient/lost forbidden knowledge far outweighs a statistic. We may know how 10 million people died, but we dont know what was truely lost in that libary that will never be known again.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Apr 14,2012 12:30am
Yeah cuz we would've been far more advanced because of all the crazy machines they had invented and documented how they built them in the books stored at that library. 10 Millions lives lost in the name of elitism, just a stat. Get bent.



toggletoggle post by arillius_the_white at Apr 14,2012 1:10am
wait, the what and the who what?
mainstream estimations are usually 5-6 million. Even that number is highly questioned, depending on the source.



toggletoggle post by arillius_the_white at Apr 14,2012 1:14am
and lol @ comparing human life to ancient knowledge. not worthy of the comparison. apples and oranges (a phrase burnsy loves)



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Apr 14,2012 1:29am
arillius_the_white said[orig][quote]
apples and oranges (a phrase burnsy loves)
LOL @ You knowing that. And regarding ancient knowledge... whateva. Sure it sounds cute that they had so much knowledge, but I'm gonna step out on a flimsy limb and say that mankind... is slightttttttly more advanced than Egyptians in 48 BC. Tsoukalos need not apply.



toggletoggle post by arillius_the_white at Apr 14,2012 1:34am
That doesnt matter. I guarantee you that religion would be completely different today had that not been lost. It's all about the antediluvian world.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Apr 14,2012 1:41am
arillius_the_white said[orig][quote]
religion would be completely different today
Agreed



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Apr 14,2012 2:40am
Hey, I'm no fan of crimes against books, but they are not crimes against humanity. And far more people were exterminated by the Nazi death machine than scrolls were destroyed over the course of several centuries in Alexandria... 700,000 scrolls isn't very impressive as a statistic, if you want to boil it down to an issue of quantity.

I'm using the broader definition of the Holocaust... 6 million-ish Jews, plus 5 to 10 million other "undesirables".



toggletoggle post by arillius_the_white at Apr 14,2012 10:24am
Word. Fact of the matter is, both should have never happened.

Not only do we live in a post-911 world, we're still living in a post-holocaust world. Look at how successful the idea of Israel has been.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 14,2012 11:51am
sum of human knowledge vs. sum of human experience. FIGHT



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Apr 18,2012 6:55pm
I heard a much more likely theory about the origin and purpose of the pyramids last night, circa 1:50 through 2:35:




bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 18,2012 7:38pm
Headbanging_Man said[orig][quote]
Hey, I'm no fan of crimes against books, but they are not crimes against humanity. And far more people were exterminated by the Nazi death machine than scrolls were destroyed over the course of several centuries in Alexandria... 700,000 scrolls isn't very impressive as a statistic, if you want to boil it down to an issue of quantity.

I'm using the broader definition of the Holocaust... 6 million-ish Jews, plus 5 to 10 million other "undesirables".


Yeah. It probably only took 100s of millions of lives to acquire that knowledge. But it was burned away because the writings contained within were undesirable.



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Apr 18,2012 8:01pm
That is utter nonsense. There are no signs of wide literacy in ancient societies, and most likely the (maximum) 700,000 scrolls represented the works of tens of thousands of scholars, not millions. A lot of the scrolls were your typical Greek plays about gay cowboys eating pudding, hardly hidden or secretive knowledge. There is no real historical consensus about the destruction either; just as many works may have disappeared through the aging/degradation of the papyrus as any of the various apocryphal fires. There are at least 3 legends of the burning of the Library, and none of the 3 is based on empirical or concurrent sources. Did Caesar burn it in 48 BC, a Christian Patriarch in the 300's AD, or a Muslim in 640? How many buildings housed the collection, when was each destroyed, and how much of the collection was in them at the time of destruction? Would many of the scrolls have aged and disappeared over the course of 7+ centuries anyway? The answer to all these questions is: Who knows???

All of that aside, of course it was still NOT a crime against humanity, by technical definition, though the murder of 10 million plus European civilians pretty much fits the definition to a T.

Nice try though.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 18,2012 8:14pm
Nope. The pursuit of mankind is the pursuit of knowledge. Regardless of who destroyed the library, they destroyed the lives of every person before that point as every living person had contributed to the knowledge that existed at the time whether they were literate or not.

Also, saying "we don't know for sure" is not a sound argument to make whilst trying to undermine something we will definitely never know.

Nice try though.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 18,2012 8:30pm



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Apr 18,2012 8:31pm
It is a sound argument when we do not have any real historical sources that can definitively say that a portion or all of the collection was destroyed at a specific point in time. It's clear Caesar used fire in the city and may have damaged parts of the collection, and it's clear that Theophilus destroyed some pagan temples and artifacts, but again, not at all clear how this affected the collections tied to the Library. Therefore, we cannot even say that there was ever a deliberate destruction of and crime against knowledge. There is no proof that there was ever a deliberate purge of the works, merely that over time they disappeared, were destroyed, or lost. If we do know anything else for sure, why don't you enlighten us with a little evidence?

The International Military Tribunal defines "Crimes against humanity: murder, extermination, enslavement, deportation, and other inhumane acts committed against civilian populations, before or during the war; or persecutions on political, racial or religious grounds in execution of or in connection with any crime within the jurisdiction of the Tribunal, whether or not in violation of the domestic law of the country where perpetrated."

Clearly the Christian persecution of Pagans in 4th Century Alexandria would fit under the modern definition, but again, there is no evidentiary link between these events and the loss of the collection of the Library.

Furthermore, most of the works in the Library were copies or copies were made from the stored originals, so it was not, by design, a sole repository, even if the passage of time made many of the contained works unique.

The tragedy in the loss of the collection is just as likely rooted in the poor technological and intellectual understanding of archiving techniques at the time as it is in a deliberate attempt to snuff out religiously unpalatable material.



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Apr 18,2012 8:34pm
I'm not a Jew, and I can joke about the Holocaust, but clearly you're not jesting in your dismissal of abundantly documented mass murder. That's just not a very good starting point, intellectually, if you're trying to argue a point about "crimes against humanity".



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Apr 18,2012 8:36pm
Err, just kidding... I base my historical beliefs on historical evidence, I'm obviously a total fucking kike.



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